It’s so boring, let’s tell some jokes. If it’s okay, adopt it.

Okay

I’ll tell you

On the bus. Two women sitting next to me were chatting. A: I will burn paper for anyone who asks me to work overtime during Qingming Festival! ! !

When I was in college, I went to an Internet cafe and sat at the end of a row of machines. After a while, the entire row of machines went out of power. Players are making trouble, throwing mouses and keyboards. The network administrator came over to see if I had kicked the socket open. He interrupted without saying anything. After a while, I kicked him away. The network administrator came over and said, "Let's go!" If those who play the game find out, we can’t guarantee your safety

I have a friend whose son is in the first grade of elementary school. Since the Chinese New Year, I have been invited to school three times by the teacher. The reasons were all the same. His son only chatted with his female classmates after class and pooped his pants during class.

Do math problems today. When ten people line up, A cannot stand in the middle or at either end. He has to be next to B, he has to be two people away from C, and he has to stand behind D. After intense discussion, everyone agreed that

Let A go~

Passed the monthly exam... A tough guy slept the whole time, GC is, after the exam When handing in the paper, the teacher woke him up. hll took out 5 yuan from his pocket and said, "Boss, give me one more hour", leaving the teacher alone in the wind...

It is said that in junior high school, a group of classmates rode bicycles to the gymnasium to play football, and passed by a There were two groups of people fighting at the entrance of the Internet cafe. My troubled classmate wanted to see what was going on, but we thought it was dangerous and refused to let him go. He still ignored our advice and went alone. We waited for him on the opposite road. After a while he came back with aggrieved expression, and we asked him what happened. He said something that I will never forget in my life: I didn’t know, but they punched me twice as soon as I walked over, and I moved back. It hurt so much. It made us all laugh to death.

After that, the classmate became much more well-behaved.