A joke about the truth coming out

1. My colleague Xiao Wang complained to me: Why do people always fart, and I don’t know who it is? It really stinks! Me: Smell carefully, what does it smell like? I'll check it for you. . Xiao Wang: It seems like potatoes, and it tastes like chicken? No, it should be bread. . . Me: Sisters, who is going to eat KFC’s value lunch tomorrow? Let’s go together! Xiao Gao: You go ahead. I have lunch for lunch. I plan to eat something else tomorrow. I said to Xiao Wang: The truth is out.

2. A long time ago, Lao Bai's family had three sons. The eldest son was called Dabai, the second son was called Erbai, and the third son was called... Xiaobai. One day, Lao Li saw Xiaobai and said to him, Xiaobai, you look really like Dabai. Since then, the idiom "the truth comes out" has come into being.

3. The teacher has been pregnant for some time, but her children in the kindergarten seem not to notice the little ones who are growing vigorously like them.

One day, the dental hygienist was invited to teach the children how to protect their teeth, and said that eating sweets and chocolate will not only be harmful to the teeth, but also make people fat. On the way back to the classroom, a little boy caught up with the teacher, pointed at her belly and said, "I know what you have been doing, teacher!"

4. In class, the teacher said: " Who can make a sentence using the truth? "I stood up and said: "I have a pig named Dabai, and Dabai gave birth to a baby this year. Compared with the baby, Dabai really looks like Dabai.

5. I read a report the other day, "Beijing Youth with an Annual Earning of 50,000 RMB, Buys a House in One Year." The title was so inspiring~ I clicked on it and saw all kinds of progress and learning~~ The last sentence: My parents gave me 4.95 million yuan plus the 50,000 yuan I saved. I bought a house in 20 years ago~The truth came out.