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The short classical Chinese of Han Shengui
Wang Mian native, Zhuji, when he was seven or eight years old, his father ordered cattle to go to Longshang, stole into the school house and listened to various birth books; Listen to yourself and learn from your memory. Return at dusk, forget its cow. Or bring the cow to blame, and the father is angry. It's as good as ever. Mother said, "My son is so stupid that he won't listen to what he does?" Because the crown goes, it depends on the monk temple to live. Sneak out at night, sit on the Buddha's lap, and read it with the ever-burning lamp. There are many earth figures in Buddha statues, which are hideous and horrible; Crown children, if you don't see them. Anyang's Korean character is different, recorded as the first son, and learned to be a Confucian scholar. Sexual death, both to welcome the mother across the city to raise.
Wang Mian is from Zhuji. When he was seven or eight years old, his father asked him to herd cattle on the ridge. He secretly ran into the school and listened to the students reading < P >. After listening, just memorize it. Go home at night and forget the petunia. -------father hit him angrily, but soon it was like before, mother said; "My son is so single-minded, why not let him do what he wants!" So Wang Mian left
' s home to live in the monk temple. Sneaking out at night, sitting on the Buddha's knee, reading according to the book with the light that never goes out day and night in front of the Buddha statue,
loud reading sound until dawn. Most of the Buddha statues are idols made of earth, which are ferocious and terrible; Wang Mian is a child,
as calm as if he didn't see it. Han Xing in Anyang heard that he was different from others, so he was accepted as a student and became a well-read Confucian scholar.
Is this ok? 2. Humorous and short classical Chinese
Rich boasting
Original text
When a person gets lost and meets a mute, he doesn't answer the question, but he will only show his money by making money with his hands. This person is metaphorical, that is, counting money with it. The dumb man opened his mouth to point out the way, and the man asked, "Why don't you have the money to pretend to be dumb?" Dumb: "In today's world, if you have money, you will talk!"
Translation
A lost man met a "dumb" who asked but didn't answer. The "dumb" only gestured with his hand to give money before giving directions. The lost man understood the meaning and immediately took out a few dollars and gave it to the "dumb". "Dumb" then opened his mouth to point out the way, and the lost man asked, "Why pretend to be dumb?" "Dumb" said: "In today's world, if you have money, you can talk."
It's taken from "The Wide Story of Laughing Forest", which was collected by the owners of signature games in the Qing Dynasty and mostly taken from jokes in the Ming and Qing Dynasties. 3. It has been three years since vernacular Chinese was translated into classical Chinese, especially in the grave. It's hard to see a heavy face. Where is your place?
I especially remember that year, when I was eighteen years old, I was beautiful in talent and appearance. Boy Han Zhong, nineteen years old, has Daoism. I am willing to accept it, and I am willing to be my wife. During these years, I am grateful. However, the good times didn't last long, so he re-studied between Qilu and Linqu, belonged to his parents, and made his slave father Fu Cha propose. However, the king was angry and refused to allow this marriage. Slaves can't be with the people they love. What's the joy of life? Slaves spent all day in Lacrimosa, unable to swallow food, and eventually died of stagnation and were buried outside Changmen.
however, the sound of crying is endless.
who is crying?
ah! It's Han Chongya! Joong-jun! Come back! I was overjoyed, and my soul finally came out of the tomb, crying and calling the sun: "After I left yesterday, I asked my second cousin to ask the king for help, and I will do what I want." If you don't figure it out, you will be killed! " Zuo Gu looked around his neck and sang,
"There are birds in Nanshan, and there are birds in Beishan. The bird flies high, but what will Luo Jiang do? I want to follow you, and I am full of rumors. Sadness leads to illness, and death leads to sorrow. If you don't make a life, what is the injustice? The length of the feather family is called Phoenix. One day lost, three years sad. Although there are many birds, it is not a pair. Therefore, when you see a contemptuous posture, you will shine when you meet a gentleman. The body is far away and the heart is close, so why not forget it! "
after a song, my eyes are watering. However, I hope you can see your face for a long time, so how can you give up? I invited him to the tomb to get together. However, I refuse it again. He said again, "Death is a strange road, and I'm afraid I'll be too proud to accept my fate."
I know that Yin and Yang are separated, but I can't give up the chance to get together. Then he advised Chong Yue, "I know that life and death are different. However, today is a farewell, and there will never be a later period. Will I be afraid of being a ghost and hurting my son? If you want to be sincere, why not believe it? " Heavy sense of slave words, with slaves into the grave. Slave with a banquet, stay for three days and three nights, do the ceremony of husband and wife, show all the joy. As time flies, the weight will leave, and the slave will take the pearl of the diameter to send the weight. He said, "What's the point of saying that it has ruined its name and rejected its wishes? Season self-love! If you come to my home, pay tribute to the king. "
I left again.
However, one day, suddenly Wen Zhong was crying outside the tomb. Since the source is heavy, I am interested in the king and talk about it myself. The father was furious and didn't believe his words. He said, "Since my daughter is dead, she made false words again to defile the dead. This is nothing more than taking things from the tomb and asking for ghosts and gods. " Interest is heavy, and it is heavy to take off to slavery.
When I heard what he said, I said, "Don't worry, it's White King now."
When the slave arrived at the king's bed, Wang was dressing up and combing. Suddenly he saw the slave, stunned and sad, and asked, "Why are you born?"
The slave knelt down and said, "In the past, Han Sheng came back to ask for jade, but your Majesty refused. Jade name destroyed righteousness and died. Paying attention to returning from afar, Wen Yu is dead, so I sacrificed money to express my condolences to my family. I feel that I am dying, and I need to meet you, because I left it with beads. If you don't want to make a fortune, don't push it. "
when the mother hears it, she comes out and hugs it, and the slave disappears like smoke. 4. Ask for five short classical Chinese texts and translations (the translations should be as short as possible)
1. Sleeping sickness in Ceng Zi
Sleeping sickness in Ceng Zi, Le Zhengzi is sitting under the bed. Zeng Yuan and Zeng Shen sat at the foot, while the boy sat in the corner and held a candle. The boy said, "Gorgeous. The doctor's peace? " Buye! "Zi Chun said," Stop! " Ceng Zi heard of it. Qu Ran said, "Hoo!" Say, "Gorgeous, what is the doctor?" Zeng Zi said, "Of course. Ji Sun only gives. I can't change it. Yuan, up, easy to change. " Since then. Zeng Zi said, "Master's illness has changed, and it cannot be changed. Fortunately, as for Dan, please respect it." Zeng Zi said, "Your love for me is not as good as that of others. A gentleman's lover is also virtuous, and a fine man's lover is also tolerant. What can I ask for? I am right and dead, and I am gone. " It's easy to help, but it's not safe.
Translation:
Ceng Zi fell ill in bed and was seriously ill. Le Zhengzi Chun is sitting under the bed, Zeng Yuan and Zeng Shen are sitting at the feet, and the boy servant is sitting in the corner with a candle in his hand. The boy servant said, "The mat is gorgeous and bright. Is it used by doctors?" Le Zhengzi Chun said, "Shut up!" When Ceng Zi heard this, he suddenly woke up and said, "Ah!" The boy servant added, "The mat is gorgeous and bright. Is it used by the doctor?" Ceng Zi said, "Yes, Ji Sun gave it to me. I don't have the strength to replace it. Yuan, help me up and change the mat. " Zeng Yuan said: "Your old man's illness is very critical, so he can't move. I hope he can wait until dawn, and then let me replace it." Ceng Zi said, "If you love me, it's better to love that boy, servant, gentleman. Love is virtuous, while love for villain is accommodating. What else do I want now? I just hope to die in a proper way. " So everyone helped Ceng Zi up, changed the mat, and helped him back to bed. Before he was settled, Ceng Zi died.
2. Pu young people are fond of learning
Pu young people are fond of learning. What they read must be in hand, and the money has been spent. After reading it aloud, they will be burned; Note again, if so, it will only be six or seven. Where the right hand holds the tube, the palm of the finger becomes a cocoon. In winter, my hands are chapped, and I have soup for several times. Later, it was called "Seven Records" ... Pu's poems and essays were agile, and those who asked for them from all directions did not draft them, so he immediately made a name for himself.
Translation:
When Zhang Pu was a child, he liked to study. He must copy the books he read by himself, read them once, and then burn them. Copy again, like this for six or seven times before stopping. Where the right hand holds the pen, there are cocoons on the fingers and palms. In winter, the skin is cracked due to freezing, and it is soaked in hot water several times a day. Later, the study named reading was called "Seven Records" ... Zhang Pu wrote poems and articles very quickly. All parties came to ask for it. (Zhang Pu) did not need to draft it. He wrote in front of the guests and finished it immediately. Because of this, (Zhang Pu) had a high reputation at that time.
3. Wang Mian
Wang Mian is from Zhuji. When he was seven or eight years old, his father ordered the cattle to go to the school, stole into the school, and listened to the students recite books; Listen to yourself and learn from your memory. Return at dusk, forget its cow. The father angered it. It's as good as ever. Mother said, "My son is so stupid that he won't listen to what he does?" Because the crown goes, it depends on the monk temple to live. Sneak out at night, sit on the Buddha's lap, and read it with the ever-burning lamp. There are many earth figures in Buddha statues, which are hideous and horrible; Crown children, if you don't see them. Hui Ji's Korean temperament was different, and he was recorded as a disciple, so he became a scholar.
Translation:
Wang Mian is from Zhuji County. When he was seven or eight years old, his father told him to herd cattle on the ridge, and he secretly ran into the school to listen to the students. After listening, I always remember it silently. When he came home in the evening, he forgot all the cattle he was grazing. Wang Mian's father was furious and gave Wang Mian a good beating. After that, he is still like this. His mother said, "The child is so fascinated by reading, why not let him?" From then on, Wang Mian left home and stayed in a temple. At night, he came out secretly and sat on the Buddha's knee, reading with a book in his hand by the light of the ever-burning lamp in front of the Buddha, and the sound of the book read until dawn. Most of the Buddha statues are clay sculptures, each with a ferocious face, which is frightening. Child as Wang Mian is, he looks as if he didn't see it. Han Xing of Anyang heard that he was different and accepted him as a student. (Wang Mian) So he became a learned and versatile Confucian scholar.
4. Playing autumn
Playing autumn is a good game for people who know the country well. Make Yiqiu teach two people to play chess, and one of them concentrates on it, but Yiqiu listens; Although one person listened to it, he thought that a swan was coming, so he tried to help the bow and shoot it. Although with the former person to learn chess, but chess is not as good as the former one. Is it because his intelligence is inferior to the former one? That's not true.
Translation:
Yiqiu is a national chess master. If he is allowed to teach two people to play chess. A person is absorbed and only listens to Yiqiu. The other one, while listening, was thinking that a swan was coming, and he wanted to pick up a bow and arrow to shoot it. In this way, even if he studies with others, his grades will certainly be inferior to others. Is it because he is not as clever as others? Naturally, this is not the case.
5. Chu people learn to sail
Chu people have a habit of rowing, but the boat teacher is listening. Therefore, between the small test islands, the direction is unsatisfactory, so I thought that I would do my best to operate the boat. Therefore, Xie Zhoushi was covered, and the vertebral drum went straight in, so he was eager to make a big risk. He was afraid to fall and fell into the oar.
Translation:
There was a man who learned to sail in Chu. He turned back, spun, was fast and slow, and completely obeyed the master's words. So I tried my hand among the islands in the river, and everything I did was not handy, so I thought I had learned all the skills of sailing. I immediately said goodbye to the boatman, drummed (the ancients probably issued orders by drumming), and immediately ran into great danger. I looked around and was terrified, and the oar (Jiang) rudder lost control. However, isn't today's crisis the result of the previous complacency? 5. short classical Chinese and translation
original text
Qi Xuanwang makes people blow (1), and it will take 3 people. Nanguo Chu Shi (2) Please blow for the king. Xuan Wang Yue, Lin (3) to eat hundreds of people. Xuan Wang died, Min Wang Li. Good a listen to, Chu Shi fled.
Note
① The name of a musical instrument is very similar to the present sheng.
② Chu Shi: an ordinary intellectual without an official position.
③: grain warehouse.
Translation
If Qi Xuanwang lets people play the flute, three hundred people must play it together. Nan Guo Chu Shi asked for a blow for Qi Xuanwang, and Xuanwang was very happy. There are hundreds of musicians supported by the official warehouse. After Qi Xuanwang's death, his son Wang succeeded to the throne. Wang also likes to listen to blows, but he likes to let them blow one by one, so Chu Shi of Nanguo had to escape.
Author's brief introduction
Han Fei (circa 28- 233 BC) was a noble in South Korea, who "liked the learning of punishments and spells" and was later called Han Feizi. He and Reese are both disciples of Xunzi. At that time, South Korea was very weak and was often bullied by neighboring countries. He repeatedly proposed a plan to become rich and strong to the King of Korea, but it was not adopted by the King of Korea. Han Fei wrote a series of articles, such as Lonely Anger and Five Bitches, which were later collected into a book, Han Feizi. Ying Zheng, the king of Qin, read Han Fei's article and greatly appreciated it. In 234 BC, Han Fei, as an envoy of South Korea, came to the State of Qin and wrote a letter to the king of Qin, urging him to cut Zhao first and slow down Korea. Li Si was jealous of Han Fei's talent, and together with Yao Jia, he tried to frame him. Han Fei was forced to commit suicide by taking poison.
Han Fei pays attention to the study of history and thinks that history is constantly developing and progressing. He thinks that if today's world still praises "the way of Yao, Shun, Tang and Wu", "it will be a smile for the new saints". Therefore, he advocates that "it is impossible to repair the ancient times unexpectedly", "the world is different" and "the things are different" ("Everything is wrong?" We should formulate policies according to today's reality. His view of history provided a theoretical basis for the reform of the landlord class at that time.
Han Fei inherited and summarized the thoughts and practices of legalists in the Warring States Period, and put forward the theory of autocratic monarchy and centralization. He advocated that "things should be in the four directions and in the central government; Saints insist, the quartet to effect "("everything is done wrong? Property rights "), the power of the country should be concentrated in the hands of the monarch ("saint "), and the monarch must have power and influence to govern the world." The Lord of thousands of rides, the king of thousands of rides, so those who control the world and levy princes, with their power "("Han Feizi? People's Lord). To this end, the monarch should use various means to remove the hereditary slave owners and nobles, "scatter his party" and "seize his auxiliary" ("everything is done wrong?" Main road "); At the same time, select a group of feudal officials who have been trained by practice to replace them. "The prime minister will start from the state department, and the valiant soldier will be sent to the pawn" ("Everything is done wrong?" Xianxue "). Han Fei also advocated reform and the implementation of the rule of law, demanding "the abolition of the teaching of the former king" ("Han Feizi? Ask Tian ")," teaching by law "("everything is done wrong? Five cockroaches "). He stressed that when a "law" is enacted, it must be strictly enforced, and no one is an exception, so that "the law is not expensive" and "the minister is not evaded after punishment, and the good is not left behind" ("Han Feizi? Have a degree "). He also believes that only by imposing severe punishment can people obey, society be stable and feudal rule be consolidated. These propositions of Han Fei reflected the interests and demands of the emerging feudal landlord class, and provided a theoretical basis for ending the vassal regime and establishing a unified centralized feudal country. After Qin Shihuang unified China, many political measures were the application and development of Han Fei's theory.
Comment
Mr. Nan Guo, who can't play the piano, pretended to make up the numbers in a band of 3 people, and even got a reward. Once he wanted to play alone with his real skills, Mr. Nan Guo had to run away. This fable is a metaphor for people who have no real talent and learning to fill in the blanks among experts, or to fill in the blanks with bad things in good things. Mr. Nan Guo has also become a synonym for the "fiddler".
for thousands of years, people have been telling the story of "making up what is wrong". Nan Guo Chu Shi's behavior was deceived for a while, but not for a lifetime. It is emphasized that individuals should study hard and practice hard, so that they can have real talents and practical knowledge.
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