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Where is Lijiang's affair?
Where is the most common ambiguity in Lijiang?
There will be an affair in Lijiang Street, especially in the bars in the south of the city. All kinds of things will dazzle you.
Put on a floral cotton and linen skirt, with colorful silk threads in your hair, shiny stones hanging around your neck and vines wrapped around your arms that you have never seen before. With the crackling drums, you walk down the street like a parrot in heat.
This is you in Lijiang.
I don't know when Lijiang became a paradise for sex hunters. Countless lonely men and women who are ready to move have come from all corners of the country and come to Lijiang with a bright or dark fire of longing in an attempt to quench their thirst. Even the middle-aged aunt I met at dinner is clamoring for an affair in Lijiang.
What else does Lijiang have besides an affair?
You said that the building with a thousand years of history, at the entrance of the old house at the top of Lion Mountain, impressively wrote "Take her to sleep in the same room today";
You said that you have a profound culture, an old man with long hair and beard, and you are serious about telling ugly jokes;
The folk songs in the bar street are sung lightly, and the boys and girls who shake their heads are just stimulated all night;
Hand-cranked shop drums, a circle of deadly uncles slapped the shopkeeper in the name of music; Even people who originally wanted to travel will unconsciously comb their hair and walk one by one when they come to Lijiang.
We seem to have misunderstood from the beginning. We rudely attribute the affair in Lijiang to physical pleasure, but we don't know that the affair in Lijiang is more about your encounter with another way of life.
You will meet an unknown poet who has been wandering for ten years, hiding in a small bar deep in the alley, closing his bloodshot eyes and whispering distant poems and places with you.
You will meet a tambourine girl from the north. She will come to a small town in the south alone with music and dreams. Her bandaged knuckles will dance rhythmically on the sheepskin drum, telling you the persistence and difficulty in these years.
The alleys of Lijiang are full of frustrated but persistent people. They chose a road that we yearned for but was full of thorns and bravely walked in front of all of us.
And those of us who have lived in the city for too long, on the one hand, yearn for those sunny lives, on the other hand, we can't make up our minds to cut off those luxurious days.
Therefore, I can only take a few days off for my livelihood, hoping to come to Lijiang to wash my long-standing soul and meet someone who can take us out of this livelihood.
It's just that we don't want to admit it, so we take the romantic story of an affair to cover up our real purpose.
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