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Honey, I love you. Tell me.

In these fourteen years, no matter who I was with, there was a person in my heart that made me heartache, but now that person is gone, because he is by my side and my husband loves you.

Honey, I love you. Tell me.

I hope my husband will have a good exam today and tomorrow, and everything will go well. I love you, my husband.

I can be brave and strong without you, and do everything by myself, but when you are by my side, I suddenly become very fragile, and I don't even have the strength to twist the bottle cap, because I know that I can rely on you unscrupulously, and you will spoil me. Honey, I love you. Can you spoil me for life?

Third, I bought four oranges with Addo in Wanda in the evening. We ate three oranges in the car. After eating, I said, it seems that we bought less oranges. Addo did not speak. When I got home, two people were lying in bed, and I ate the last orange. After eating, I said, it seems that we bought less oranges. Addo was watching the game and ignored me. I leaned over and looked into his eyes, husband. I love you. Addo said+1. I'll go on, honey. I love you. Addo said there will be another game tomorrow. I'm going to cry and continue to make out with my husband. I love you. We seem to have bought less oranges.

Honey, I love you. I want to be with you all my life and love you forever.

165438+1October 17. My daughter came to her side and was ecstatic. She didn't feel very painful and difficult during the whole production and postpartum. Maybe it was the power of love! I'm so happy to see you. Thank God for giving me a husband who loves me very much, a considerate son, and now a lovely little daughter. This life is enough! I will love this family with great care! I also want to say, husband, I love you!

7. My friend said that she wanted to fall in love, especially, but didn't want to have special love. Husband, husband, I love you, and Amitabha wishes you well.

Husband, I love all of you. No matter what happens in the future, I will love and care for you wholeheartedly. In a flash, we have been together for 2 years and have our own baby. We are very happy together. I hope you will be good to me, too. Yesterday, I was really sad. I've never felt uncomfortable, like a needle pricked me, which hurts. Don't let this happen again.

Honey, I love you and hope you are healthy and happy! I have been waiting for you.

Ten, I set myself as a busy financial person, but I don't touch the spring water at home. My husband was on a business trip, and I hung ten clothes. I'm tired, and the giant baby is crying with himself. I love you, and I hope my husband will come home soon.

I want to wash my hands and make you a soup. Honey, I love you. Too bad you're in the army now.

I told you 800 times tonight that I like you very much. I love you, my husband. How can you be so nice?

Thirteen, husband, I love you. Thank you for playing with me. Flowers are so happy.

The happiest thing is to hold your hand, and the most romantic thing is to grow old with my son. No matter where the ends of the earth are, we will be together, and my husband loves you.

15. I never understood how hard my husband worked in the company, because he never complained to me. Today, I saw photos of him training employees, and it was really hard to think of him standing on the podium and talking for hours. I've done too much for our family, husband. I love you.

Sixteen, my husband took me to eat hamburgers in the evening and bought green mangoes. It was the first time to eat green mango. Sweet and sour, very good. I love you, my husband.

Seventeen, husband, I love you; After all, these things; No matter what you become; I still love you; Because I can't live without you.

18. This is my good husband. The pomegranate I brought back from Xi 'an was peeled for me. There are too few really good men, but I am lucky to meet them. Honey, I love you.

Nineteen, it's too sweet. I overheard someone calling. Before hanging up, I heard that girl say that my husband loves you! Ah, ah, every day from now on.

Twenty, thank you, dear! Your love for me! Even if sometimes I make trouble without reason! And give you the dark dishes I think I will cook! You accept it all! I appreciate the days with you! In these days when I was ill! Although you always laugh at me! But you are shameless to coax me and spoil me! Honey, I love you! It's good to have your company.

Twenty-one, husband, I love you. I work overtime and go home for soup and porridge at night.

22, pray for blessings, I believe that we will be fine every day in the future, husband, I love you.

Twenty-three, my life is a failure. My husband doesn't love me, and I'm not even happy that I'm pregnant. Even if I was wrong before, can't I really forgive him? Honey, I love you! But I don't want to hurt my heart!

Honey, I love you, I love you very much, I really love you. I don't want to give up everything about you, and I don't want to give up.

25. Husband, I love you. Others say, don't make a decision at night. I think that night is the most vulnerable time for a person. You have shortcomings and advantages, but you married me. These are your characteristics. We only think about how to accumulate more wealth and live a better life. I believe we can.

Twenty-six, one day, from 9: 00 last night to 12: 00, 1 2: 00, today is another whole day, full of love, registration, medicine, sewing, husband I love you, you are so warm;

Husband, I love you very much and will never give up on you.

Twenty-eight, I am very grateful to my husband for accompanying me for more than a year. We shed tears and laughed together. I'm lucky to meet you. You always spoil my lawlessness, no matter how unreasonable I am, you will tolerate me. As long as I want something, you will try your best to satisfy me. I will always be an unruly princess in front of you. Honey, I love you.

Twenty-nine, it's good to get a call from my husband. It turns out that the power of love is the greatest. I hope this sincerity will last forever. Honey, I love you.

Thirty, go to your wife at the first time and say, honey, thank you. My wife burst into tears in an instant. Hold me and say husband, husband, I love you. This is love.

3 1. Honey, I love you and I'm waiting for you to come back. Honey, I'm scared now. I really want to talk to you. I can't sleep without you. My husband and I are waiting for you. Husband will send you clothes tomorrow morning. I love you. Don't catch a cold. Lord, please take care of your lamb. He has no bad heart. He is a good man. He is so tolerant of me. Please give him peace.

Thirty-two, I really hope that when I really want to leave, I will at least close the door. Every day, my husband, I love your wife. I want to marry you. I'm screaming. Do you have to come out and disgust someone when you leave? What are you doing here? Waiting for someone to coax you to stay? Zqsg will be punished.

33. Husband, husband, I love you. I won't hit you. I won't scold you. I'll chop you to death with my favorite knife.

I love you. Say something long. Say something I love you.

1, can't say so many sweet words, is a sincere I love you enough?

2. If seven days later-three seconds before the end of the world: I love you.

When you leave, you want to tell you, Oh, Mom, I love you. As time goes by, I owe you a word, oh mom, I love you.

The phrase "I love you" between girls is a feeling that you boys can never compare with.

I know that I am not his tomorrow, and the only thing I can do is to send him ashore. I can't hide my joy and tears, but I just hide my love. Long night, watching your sleeping back, approaching gently, the shadow projected that I was hugging you, kissing you, my mouth slightly upturned, and I said the words I love you in your ear, but you fell asleep.

6. For men, the three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "Be gentle and hurt a little".

7. If he is talking and moving, I can deliberately not go to see him. But now he is just lying quietly on the table, and I can't control my eyes to see him. I really want to jump on him, hold him tightly and say I love you. I want you, don't ignore me, don't want me, don't be bad to me, please love me, hold me tight and don't leave me. I miss you crazy every day, just one meter away from you.

8. Who dares to leave 520 I love you in my space on Tanabata Day? I will never leave him.

9. You never know what will happen tomorrow. If you meet someone you love today, you must tell him today: I love you, I love you very much. Even if he can't respond to you with the same love, at least he is happy at the moment he knows that he is loved.

10, I never said I like you, I love you, but you will always be in my heart.

Miyazawa bridge 1 1. I want to hear from you, baby. I love you. I will take good care of you. No betrayal ...

12, I love your heart, with a loving heart and a unloving heart.

13. A man won't say he loves you when he knows you love him, because he has the upper hand. Men only say "I love you" to women when they are not confident enough.

14, happiness grows exponentially, joy breaks into pieces, happiness is sky red, and happiness never stops. Don't say I am a gust of wind, I love you, I am willing to be involved in a whirlpool, let you lie in my arms and set off the ebb and flow of life. I love you, by my side, in my dreams.

15, I miss you so much. I like your innocence, you know? For me, your smile is the most important thing!

16, you are the air that I cannot live without day and night. You are the meaning of my life. Since you came into my world, everything about you is more important than my life. When I am upset, you make me laugh. When I am happy, you make me feel happier. Dear, baby, 520, I love you!

17, don't think that I love you, you are great. If I become gay, I will make you angry.

18, you explained the fact that I love you with a smile, and I infected the reality that you love me with tears.

19, luxury goods don't deserve your sentence I love you, but it's too expensive, sorry I can't afford it.

20, idiot ◇ I love you idiot ◇ I hate you.

2 1, because I love you, it will make me uncomfortable to see you making out with others.

22. Some whispers should be said loudly. For example. I love you.

23. If the world will really be destroyed tomorrow, now I want to tell the people who love me loudly that I love you!

24. The two happiest words in the world are "good night". Wanan read them separately, in fact, it is: I love you, love you.

25. Mom and Dad, I love you, I miss you, and I miss home.

26, he still didn't keep me, write that sentence I love you, I didn't forget, I didn't forget, I lost my courage.

27, I love you, you love me, together, no problem ▉ I love you, you love me, until I get old, I am willing.

28. The tragedy of life is not that you don't know that I love you, but that you have been lovelorn before you fell in love.

29. In other words, I love you 10,000 times, and it only takes one breakup to end. This is love.

30. When I say I love you, will you hug me and say, "Shit, you didn't say it earlier?"

3 1, if there is no end of the world, I will hold you and say, husband, I love you.

Although I have loved you for so long, although he doesn't know me, I will still choose the boy who will make me laugh.

Don't let me love you and let you run amok.

34. I have no education. Just say I love you. Liang.

When I love you and get in your way, I have the courage to leave Although I don't like being apart from it. ZAL. Happy New Year. I miss you so much.

36. I always quarrel with you when I clearly hate being the one who makes you angry. Mom, I love you.

I love you, Wang Jingyi.

38.{ I miss you} {I love you}

Lip reading "I love you" can be "doubt" ("I love you" can be read as "doubt" in lip language).

Finally, saying I love you is the only thing I can do.

4 1, I really love you, telling you is a big adventure.

42. My Chinese is not good, but I will tell you that I love you. I am not good at math, but I will tell you 520; My English is not good, but I will tell you that I love you.

43. The person I love confessed to me, but I said I was not single. Do you think I love you without taking medicine?

44. I love you without reservation. I love you until the end.

45. Without him, thank you for your company, which makes me no longer lonely. Honey, I love you. You will always be my family. ...

Not all the people who love you can insist,

47. Today, my father celebrated his 39th birthday and his hair turned gray. Here, I said, Dad, you have worked hard, and I love you.

Huayang, I love you, even if I give my life for you.

49. Endure that your family won't give me any stability for you, just hope that one day you can tell me that I love you.

50. Love is not that you love me, but that I love you, but that I can withstand the devastation of reality.

I love you. Tell me.

1. Some stupid words, not only behind people's backs, but also behind themselves. It's embarrassing to let yourself hear it. For example, I love you, and I love you all my life.

I want to collect all your bits and pieces, because I love you.

I know you don't love me, but I love you enough

I love you, I knew it from the moment I saw you.

5. Bitch, I love you, but you don't understand.

6. I dare not love you, because I'm afraid you don't love me as much as I love you; But I dare not love you, because I am afraid that no one will love you like me.

7. Time can't go back, so the most touching oath is not "I love you", but "together".

8. I love you and treat you quietly; I love you, and it is vigorous in my heart.

9. I love you in a thousand strokes!

10. I think some things can be forgotten, some things can be remembered, some things can be willingly, and some things are beyond my power. I love you, and this is my disaster.

1 1. The best love words are not that I love you, but that you make me a better person.

12. I love you, and I love freedom more. I love you and set you free. I love you and will accompany you. I love you and will never stick to you.

13. Today is May 20th. I love you. Did you say that? I love myself and have no rival in love.

14. I love you. Although you are covered with thorns and I am bruised all over, I still love you.

15. I love you not for who you are, but for who I am when I am with you.

16. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be before you.

17. I don't want much, a glass of water, a piece of bread, and a sentence I love you; If you are extravagant, I hope: you pour the water yourself, you cut the bread yourself, and you tell me I love you.

18. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

19. I love you, which not only means that I want to be with you. When I say I love you, it means that my promise won't hurt you.

I love you and don't need you to give me wealth and prosperity. I love you, I just want to stay with you day and night, be a poor couple with you, take care of each other and never leave ... I love you, you are everything to me, except to accompany me to my old age.

2 1. I love you, I just want to love you, I can only love you!

22. I love you without any purpose. Just love you.

23. I think some things can be forgotten, some things can be commemorated, some things can be willingly, and some things are powerless. I love you. This is my disaster. I believe I love you. Still. All the time. Forever.

The best promise is not that I love you, but that I will love you forever.

I love you, so I know every shortcoming of you better than you. Of course, I love your merits more.

I love you

I love you, please allow me to call you such a cliche, but I really don't know which word to use to express my feelings. Many times, a simple sentence has more power. I want to tell you that this is my first and last love letter.

I want to be your student, and I can't live without you. I want to spend eternity with you, and I want to be Mr.zhou and you, Prince YeHua, and live and die together. No matter what I become, I am wrong. I am a moth to the fire, but I am willing to do so. Because you are the person I want to wait for most in my life, and you are also my favorite person.

I love you, although I don't often say it. Words written in the sand will be carried away by the wind, but words written in the heart can last forever. I believe in the afterlife, hell and heaven. If I love your heart forever, God will hear my heartbeat and leave us a hut in heaven, facing the boundless sea of flowers.

I believe in God, so please believe me. Believe that I will work miracles for you. My life is divided into two parts, one is the self that everyone can see and has existed since childhood; The other part is another me who can only unlock the password when I see you, just for the place where you exist in my heart. Don't doubt, because only you know me best and know what I want and need in my heart. Without you, there would be no sunshine in my world. Without you, I am still an ignorant child and can't find a happy way home.

Our love is like courtship, mountains and rivers can't bear too much sadness, and years can't stand waiting too long. Spring flowers love to sway with the wind, and the world of mortals laughs with you. This life is destined to love the fields, and the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

Please let me stay with you all my life until I love the ends of the earth.