Interesting one-liners

Interesting one-liners. Laughter is indispensable in life, especially in some occasions, and sometimes some witticisms are needed to ease the atmosphere and open the social deadlock, but many friends don't know what witticisms there are. Here are some funny witticisms to share with you, I hope they will help you!

Funny punch line 1 1 "Would you like to be my sun?" "I do." ? "Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me."

2. hey! Now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have one hundred million, or memories!

Don't teach me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

6. After this village, there is no such shop. After eating this steamed stuffed bun, there is no such stuffing.

7. Red money gave me red eyes, but I used it to look for envy and jealousy.

8. The story of the wolf tells us that we have been cheated twice, and we must believe him the third time.

9. Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?

10, buying a computer without broadband is like a monk who eats only when wine and meat are ready.

1 1, never eaten pork, never heard of the price increase of pork?

12, I especially regret not doing it after every quarrel.

13, the man shed tears, but didn't cut the onion.

14, boys are like meals in university canteens. Although it tastes bad ... it's too late!

15, people have no dreams, what is the difference with salted fish? Salted fish is as delicious as a dream.

16, if you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

17. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.

18, raw, easy; Living is easy; Life is not easy.

19, counting sheep until the mouth cramps, and the nightmare really wakes up naturally.

20. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly anointed it.

2 1, you can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't give yourself happiness.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

All roads lead to Rome, but you can't get on the bus without money.

24. The mosquito was really angry after biting you, but what was even more angry was that it bit you, but you couldn't find it!

25. 30% of my weight is in my head. If I say it, I will lose weight.

26. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day while I am still young.

27. If I didn't beat you, I would.

28. I planted a bunch of boyfriends in spring, and now it's autumn. Oh, nothing.

29. My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "it".

30. I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

3 1, I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot when I hold grudges.

32. I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife and go to bed after laughing!

33. Learn from Jiang Taigong. All he catches are dead fish.

34. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

35. As long as the hoe jumps well, which corner can't be dug down?

36. As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no unattainable height.

There is only one earth, so we should take good care of it. There is only one me, so you should love me too!

I looked at you yesterday, and my eyes still hurt.

39. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. Just move, everything is burnt.

Funny punch line 2 1, whoever dares to break his sister's wings, I will ruin his whole heaven.

After a while, I thought about getting married with you on the same day.

Friendship is like flowers. Better be light. The lighter the fragrance, the more nostalgic it is, and the longer it lasts.

I know that we are not playmates for the time being, but lifelong good friends. Wherever we are, we haven't seen each other for several days. When we hold hands, we are still the same.

They will say good night after chatting and say at school: Dear, after school, they will go home together because they are best friends.

I didn't meet you at the best time, but I spent the best time with you. Thank you good sisters!

7. When I am loneliest, you will never see me, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

8. In my emotional world, affection, friendship and love, even if I am killed, this order will not change. Besides family ties, friendship is supreme in my heart. Sometimes, I prefer to love humble.

9. Your best friend is the one who waits for the dawn with you in the darkest hour.

10, the friendship between you and me is mutual telepathy, which is an insight that you can understand.

1 1, a good friend, a good friend for life. Of course I won't give up until you leave.

12, with the same hairstyle and clothes, I just want to hit your shirt.

Wherever you go, I will stand where you can see me. If you are sad or wronged, as long as you turn around, I will always stand behind you and you can see my place.

14, tell you, based on our friendship, I dare to break into your life forever.

15, best friend, my last name is sister. We will never leave this life!

16, girlfriend means I can understand without words. Even if we don't say anything together, we won't feel embarrassed.

17, tell you, based on our original friendship, I dare to ramp up in your life forever.

18, my girlfriend, if your wedding dress is on the ground, I will wear a short skirt.

19, my girlfriend is when people all over the world think I'm making a fuss, but she understands why I cry hysterically.

20. Girlfriend is a strange thing. If you can't see it, you miss it, but if you see it, you hate it. You can bully yourself, but others can't.

2 1, only you will listen to my nonsense, only you will understand my silence.

22. They have no scruples about each other, but they know each other's injuries and will never step on them.

23. In the next life, I must be a boy and then marry my girlfriend.