What embarrassing things have you encountered when you went to the toilet in the countryside?

Toilets in rural areas are basically used by one family, regardless of gender. The most common embarrassment is that men and women meet in the toilet, especially those who are not related by blood among family members!

Thirty years ago, there was a joke about going to the toilet in a neighboring village. At that time, the eldest son of this family had just married a new wife. Since all family members except the old couple are related by blood, it is not awkward to meet in the toilet.

One dark night shortly after the wedding, the bride squatted in the toilet. At this time, my father-in-law happened to go to the toilet to pee. I didn't pay attention because I was used to it at home. He stood in the toilet and peed in it, just pouring a face on his new wife. Because the new daughter-in-law just entered the door, she was shy and afraid to go out, so she stayed up until her father-in-law could leave conveniently. Being wronged, the new wife told her mother-in-law. My mother-in-law held a family meeting and announced that no matter who goes to the toilet, they should cough first, and if there is someone inside, they will cough, so that similar things can be avoided!

In fact, there are only two embarrassing things about going to the toilet: one is the opposite sex meeting, and the other is going to the wrong toilet. In fact, most rural people are very simple, no matter which one is not intentional, the parties will soon forget it except when they were embarrassed!

More than a decade ago, public toilets in the county streets were all charged, with 50 cents for defecation and 20 cents for urination. A thrifty middle-aged man in our village went to the county seat to buy things. After a long walk in the county, he urinated. There happened to be a man in front of the public toilet without charge, so he went in. I was about to urinate when I untied my belt, and the toilet toll collector was squatting inside, so I said to him, "Dude, go out and pay." "I have to pay, so it's inconvenient for me!" Then he took out his belt and went out.

He bought something in the county and drove back, because the car had to pass a town bus stop to get to our town. There is always a stop at that station, which is convenient for guests to get on and off. As soon as the bus stopped, he began to run quickly to the toilet. Because it was the ladies' room outside, he rushed into the ladies' room to make it convenient. At that time, there happened to be an elderly lady in the ladies' room. Seeing this, she pointed to him and said, "Why are you doing this? This is the ladies' room. "He replied," I know this is the ladies' room, but I'm too late! " "

As the saying goes, in order to save a few cents, it is extremely embarrassing! Now, there are free public toilets everywhere in parks, stations and shopping malls. Such an embarrassing thing will never happen again!

I have an embarrassing thing when I go to the toilet in the countryside. I remember that day after lunch, I wanted to go to the toilet. At that time, there was an open-air toilet on the roadside in our village. There are only two urinals in the toilet and the ladies' room. At that time, the men's room was full, but I couldn't stand it, so I went to the women's room. Not long after I went in, a woman came in, still on the same street, feeling so embarrassed.

First, when I was a child, I thought of relatives' homes, especially relatives' homes to do big things, such as marrying a daughter or son. The rural toilets reflected its power. The toilets in the countryside are very simple. They are all built at the back of the house. Digging a hole, surrounded by grass curtains, broken doors or blocked with plastic sheets is a simple wc. Solving the problem of a family going to the toilet is not a problem. More people will be hehehe. If you just squat in the toilet and drink, no matter whether men or women knock on the door, you will suddenly enter the toilet, which will scare you and make you blush.

The dry toilets in rural areas are very unsanitary and unclean, but there is no way. They used to be such toilets. Because I am from the countryside, I am not surprised by this contrast, especially in summer. As soon as I unbuttoned my pants, flies buzzed up your ass. When I looked down, the cesspit was full of little white dragons, which was disgusting. But this is not the most embarrassing!

In rural areas, it is not surprising that men and women often encounter embarrassing things when going to the toilet. My sister got married and lived in her hometown for two years. When I was in the sixth grade at the age of twelve, I went to my sister's house in the summer vacation. I once went to the toilet to change my menstrual towel. It's just that my brother-in-law came back from outside, so it's convenient to go to the toilet. I'm naked and changing sanitary napkins. My brother-in-law was stunned by what I saw and stood there. That time mine.

I remember the first time I went to my husband's house, and the toilets in every household were outside the house. And there is no shelter on it. I asked my husband what to do when going to the toilet during the rainstorm. He said, can't you play an umbrella? To tell you the truth, I'm really not used to it. How can I go to the toilet with one hand lighting and one hand holding an umbrella at night? But now that the conditions are good, they have all moved to the town, and almost every household has a toilet. So I don't have to worry about going to the bathroom when it rains.

To put it simply, our family is also rural! So going to the toilet is the most uncomfortable! Why do you say that? Because rural toilets are dirty, messy and smelly, and there is no shelter! The most embarrassing time is in the toilet. Just squat down, a big sister ran in. The key to the embarrassment of capitalization is the opposite sex! So the face is red to the neck. From then on, I went to the toilet, and as soon as I heard something, I immediately shouted that the toilet was occupied! I don't know what's wrong with you.

All of you are nothing, really, I want to tell you that my experience is definitely better than the story! ! !

That was when I was in high school. One summer vacation, I went back to my grandmother's house to play. My grandmother's family is in the countryside, and the conditions are relatively simple. Although there is a public toilet not far away, it was actually built by several neighbors themselves. It is to dig a big pit below and put a wooden frame on the sides and top with asbestos tiles. Several boards were put together in the middle to separate the men's and women's toilets. Someone pulled it down at the door to show that there was someone inside.

Okay, the background is over. It's time to get down to business! !

Isn't that high school? I secretly learned to smoke. At noon that day, I took a nap while adults were taking a nap, and then I thought about going to the bathroom and secretly smoking. When I entered the bathroom, I just squatted next door and people came in (there were single pits on both sides), but I still squatted and thought about squatting for a while before going out to avoid embarrassment. Besides, if the acquaintances next door hear the sound of my lighter and know that I'm smoking, I'm dead. So I spent a long time in the ladies' room next door, and my back feet were really numb. I don't think my feet are mine. I want to stand up and stretch my legs to relieve myself. The affair happened (? д? ), because my legs were numb, I stood up with the middle partition, and because my blood pressure was a little low (malnutrition in high school), it was dark at the moment I stood up, and I suddenly had no strength to fall on the middle partition.