Mcdull is super cute tongue twister.

McDull is a world-famous cartoon image of China and Hongkong. I believe everyone has heard of McDull tongue twister. The following is the super cute McDull tongue twister I arranged for you. Welcome to reading.

Mcdull: A-mei, to be a pillar of society ... do you need to wear pants?

May: Of course, where are the pillars of society and pants?

Mcdull: Oh, no, I only have a pair of swimming trunks. ...

May: Then be a lifeguard. Lifeguards are also the pillars of society.

McDull: Really? But I'm afraid of death!

Maybe, if sometimes, those social pillars want to stink, will they take off their pants?

May: Of course.

Mcdull: Oh, that's good. I can play a pillar of society who wants to stink.

May: You are asked to play the role of a pillar of society. Why does it stink?

Mcdull: Let me ask! Then if the pillars of society really stink, are they still pillars of society?

May: Sort of.

Mcdull: That's more like it.

If that social pillar eats too much, burp and fart. ...

Is he still a pillar of society?

May: Sort of.

Mcdull: If the pillars of that society have aphtha, acne, overeating and Hong Kong foot. ...

Is that the pillar of society?

May: Where did you get so many questions?

Mcdull: Oh, I'm afraid I won't be a pillar of society when I grow up.

May: What are you afraid of? If you study hard, you can become a pillar of talent.

Mcdull: study hard? Don't you want to stink?

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May: McDull, what are you playing?

Mcdull: Miss Office!

May: What?

Mcdull: OL, it's the office girl. I asked someone. You don't have to wear pants to work to do OL.

May: You are castrated. Go to OL!

Mcdull: Do I need castration to do OL?

May: Of course.

Mcdull: Can I get married after castration?

May: You can't pull! Do you really want to get married?

McDull: Wedding banquet, shark's fin!

May: If you want to eat shark fin, you should be a doctor, a lawyer and a boss ... they eat shark fin every day!

McDull: Eating shark fin every day will hurt your stomach?

May: Hey! I was afraid of hurting my stomach, so I ordered lobster and abalone and ate a hot pot.

Mcdull: Hey, hot pot? Punch! Do you need castration to be a doctor or a lawyer?

May: No, doctors and lawyers are in charge of eunuchs.

Mcdull: OK, yeah!

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McDull: May, don't eat hot pot.

May: You see, if you want to eat, you can have something to eat, beautiful you.

Mcdull: Well, I think I'm more suitable to be an office girl. I don't have to be tied by a belt. It's too difficult. At noon, go to have lunch or something. Barbecued rice is good. Adding a salted egg is simple and economical. Go to have a meal after work at night, go shopping and buy a bag, and just put everything in.

May: What bag?

Mcdull: I don't know. Anyway, those OLs must have bags. Anyway, take the bag and shake, shake, shake, shake ...

Another day of freedom, just like the song that Teacher Chen taught us to sing.

May: Which song?

McDull: That song. ...

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May: McDull, do you still want to be an office girl?

Mcdull: Mom won't let me. She said I wanted to carry on the family line.

May: So what do you want to do?

Mcdull: I'd better be a lifeguard. Anyway, I have a pair of swimming trunks.

May: Aren't you afraid of death?

Mcdull: It turns out that lifeguards didn't save many people, just sitting there.

May: Aren't you afraid of boredom?

Mcdull: What's the boring method?

May: It's boring to do nothing all day.

Mcdull: Oh, I'm not afraid. I'm really bored. Just put some snacks in my mouth.

May: How do you know how to eat? What are you doing after dinner?

McDull: Shit.

May: Stupid pig! I mean the meaning of life, the real meaning and so on.

Mcdull: Oh! True meaning.

Once I went to eat KFC with my mother.

The chicken came, and I went to catch it without gloves.

My mother taught me at once; "You son of a bitch went to catch chickens without washing your hands!"

Eat, eat, itch here and there, and then scratch here and scratch there with that hand.

Catch the chicken before catching it.

Eat for a while and then urinate urgently.

Catch the truth after catching the chicken

Catch the truth before catching the chicken.

The next day, I cried and said, mom, I really feel pain, and there are many red spots.

"Of course, you this smelly boy catch chicken don't wash your hands to catch the true meaning, crying and cream, it hurts! My true meaning hurts! Who has pity on your true meaning this time! "

May: I don't think ... the example you gave ... is the real meaning.

Mcdull: Huh? I only have one "true meaning"

Mcdull's role setting

"My name is McDull, and my grandmother's name is Mrs McDull. I like to eat McDull best. We eat chicken together and sing together ... "In Hong Kong, when you hear such a line, everyone will know that it is McDull. What is McDull? Mcdull is a pink pig, or rather, a friend like a pig. Mcdull's world is no different from that of men.

The humble and simple-minded McDull and his mother, Mrs McDull, live a happy life in a place called Dajiaozui in Hong Kong, and grow up slowly with the children in Springfield Huahua Kindergarten ... McDull with a birthmark on his right eye likes to eat chicken legs, only eating meat but not vegetables, so he is sleepy. Mcdull is simple and optimistic, with average qualifications, but he has many dreams. Hope, disappointment, hope, disappointment ... one after another, all failed, but McDull created his beautiful world with his integrity and kindness. Mcdull may be stupid, stupid, and slow. In the pursuit of life, he tried and failed repeatedly, but he lived his life as if he were doing a simple thing. Many friends prefer McDull because he is not perfect, just like every one of us. His hope makes people happy, and his disappointment makes people feel the same.

Mcdull is a simple and optimistic pig, but his qualifications are very general, commonly known as "dead stupid"; Mcmug is McDull's cousin and classmate, and also his only pig friend. He loves to eat and sleep as much as McDull and has a lot of meat. Mai Tai is a single mother, and all her hopes are pinned on her son Mai Dou. Fortunately, McDull's personality is simple and optimistic, and he is honest and kind. He was born, went to kindergarten, went to middle school and grew up with negative assets one after another, but McDull still created his beautiful world with his honest and kind spirit of "being stupid".

Mcdull's ancestor named "Wheat Fei Zhong" was a famous thinker and inventor. He invented some big and useless things.

Mcdull was born: when mcdull was about to have a baby, a plastic bag flew over ... I hope he is smart and study hard; Or you can't study, you can work; Or not smart or beautiful, as long as the stars are shining ... In memory of plastic bags, my mother wanted to call me Mai Jiao, but it was so ugly that she changed her name to Mai Dou. ...

Plastic bags in Hong Kong are actually the most commonly used plastic bowls in our real life.

McDull's Kindergarten: Springfield Huahua Kindergarten implements school-based management and multi-intelligence training teaching method, teaching students to pick soil, fish cuttlefish, reason, roll the ground and play dead. Mcdull was dragged by his mother to participate in the mock recruitment and apply for the position of "director", which is "being an official" in Mrs. Mcdull's words. One of the test items is to play dead. Mcdull leaned back 45.5 degrees with his pink body, his eyes half open and half closed, and grinned. What's more noteworthy is that even though he pretended to be dead, he was still shaking his feet unconsciously.

Stop! I told you to play dead, not dead. The examiner asked, is there any reason why kindergarten didn't teach you to play dead? Mcdull said in his usual slow and sincere tone, no, the examiner is unwilling to continue to persuade, so did the teacher teach you to cheat? number

As a result, he was sentenced to feign death and failed to meet the standard. Go back and wait for the notice.

Mcdull's dream: "Maldives, a paradise located in the Indian Ocean, with blue sky and white clouds, coconut trees and shadows, clear water and white sand …" Mcdull's biggest dream is to go to such a place. Teacher Chen asked the children's favorite places in class. Some wanted to go to Japan, some wanted to eat shark's fin, some wanted to go shopping and watch concerts in Korea, and only McDull thought of Maldives.

What a trip to Maldives with McDull, Mrs. Mai turned a blind eye, turned the cable car station into an airport, and changed the ocean world into the Indian Ocean. What's more, she threw the fish in the refrigerator into the water, as if she accidentally caught it. All this is in vain. It was the happiest time of his life. A scenic spot beautified to the extreme in TV advertisements, a signboard used by a travel agency to attract tourists to make money, is the most beautiful place in McDull's heart in the world.

Mcdull's stunt: My mother wrote a letter to the president of the Olympic Committee ... After reading my mother's letter, I decided to go back to Changzhou and continue to learn how to rob Baoshan. It's not for Shanshan, and I don't know why I grabbed those bags ... but I still practice hard to catch those mountains because I love my mother.

Traditional festivals in Cheung Chau, Hong Kong. As the name implies, Baoshan is made of all kinds of steamed buns that Hong Kong people like to eat. Whoever grabs more and grabs more will be lucky.

Mcdull's classic quotations

Mcdull: Fish balls, please.

Principal: There is no rough surface.

McDull: Really? A bowl of fish balls and rice noodles.

Principal: No fish balls.

McDull: Really? I want tripe and coarse noodles.

Principal: There is no rough surface.

Mcdull: Er, I want fish balls and noodles with oil.

Principal: No fish balls.

Mcdull: Why is there nothing? That's cuttlefish balls and coarse noodles.

Principal: There is no rough surface.

Mcdull: It's sold out again. Bowl of fish balls and rice noodles, please.

Principal: No fish balls.

Bud kitten: McDull, fish balls and coarse noodles are sold out. It's just that there are no fish balls and coarse noodles.

Mcdull: Oh, there is no such match. Fish balls, please.

Principal: No fish balls.

McDull: What about the coarse flour?

Principal: There is no rough surface. .......