Life inspirational joke

1, one day after class, Xiao Lin was crying in his seat.

Xiaoli: "Why are you crying?"

Kobayashi: "They laughed that my legs were radish legs."

Xiaoli: "Nonsense, and black radish."

As a result, Xiaohua almost fainted from crying.

Monkey, did you propose to Xia Zi with this ring?

You are so funny! You don't have a half carat diamond, so no one cares about you! When Chang 'e was so ashamed of me, she said, Don't tell me if you love me or not. Look at the size of the diamond ring first!

Alas, fairies are so realistic now. I tell you, with this ticket fairy, you will shoot her to death with a diamond brick, and she didn't even call for help!

"3." Women who use Google browser are virtuous and housekeepers. "

"Why did you see it?"

"Google Browser does not support online banking."

4. physical education class climbed over the wall and went out of the school. When he climbed over the wall, the security guard came. They were so scared that they fell on the other side of the wall.

Then I heard a whoop. Maybe a person sprained his ankle.

I heard someone shouting from the other side of the wall.

"Don't worry about me, go to the Internet cafe and grab the opportunity!"