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A set of couplet Chinese test questions for senior high school entrance examination
Part II: Yellow Crane in Chibi in 2000.
Shanglian: Shilin has its own soaring people, and the peak is on the flat ground;
Bottom line: Qionghai is unique with five fingers.
Part one: It's a shame to adopt a son after a year of silence.
Part two: Face life calmly and look forward to the future.
Horizontal criticism: laughing at life
A collection of couplets for senior high school entrance examination; First, set up a separate topic to examine couplets; 1. I saw how steel was tempered, and someone made a pair. The relevant plots in Hu are written in the second part; Journey to the West: Water Margin: 2. At the Spring Festival party, characteristic couplets from all over the country were integrated into history; Comprehensive use of the knowledge learned, fill in the name of the province in front of the following two couplets; Part two: Looking at the Yellow Crane in Chibi in 2000; Shanglian: Shilin has its own soaring people, and the peak is on the flat ground; ; Bottom line: Qionghai is unique, with five fingers pointing upwards; James Soong, Chairman of the People First Party, leads this university.
Highlights of couplets for senior high school entrance examination
First, set a separate topic to check couplets.
1. I saw how steel was tempered, and someone made a pair. The first part is "physically disabled and determined, Paul sings the song of life". Please combine Journey to the West and Water respectively.
The second part is about the plot of Hu. (Zhenjiang Middle School Examination)
Journey to the west:
Water margin:
2. On the Spring Festival Gala, the characteristic couplets from all over the country, which combined the culture of history, geography, poetry and allusions, became one of the highlights of the party. please
Make comprehensive use of what you have learned, and fill in the name of the province before the following two couplets. (Examination questions of non-curriculum reform area in Huanggang City, Hubei Province) Part I: The 800-mile Dongting is as magnificent as Yueyang;
Part II: Yellow Crane in Chibi in 2000.
Shanglian: Shilin has its own soaring people, and the peak is on the flat ground;
Bottom line: Qionghai is unique with five fingers.
3. James Soong, Chairman of the People First Party, led a mainland delegation to pay homage to the Mausoleum of the Yellow Emperor, saying that "the descendants of the Chinese people on both sides of the strait will not forget their roots and their families will be safe" concisely expressed the common aspiration of the descendants of the Chinese people on both sides of the strait and evoked many people's thoughts. Please collect or rewrite the famous sentences accumulated at ordinary times according to the content expressed in the upper part below and make the lower part. Part I: Young people leave home as strangers.
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4. Make a couplet with dual knowledge according to the following language materials. (Lanzhou City Senior High School Entrance Examination) In spring, the lake is full and the sky is bright. The ship is in the lake like the sky; In autumn, the mountains are colorful and picturesque, and people roam in the mountains as if they were walking in a painting.
The first part is: spring boat sitting in the sky; The bottom line is:
5. According to the provided situation, answer the questions as required. (Sichuan Ziyang Middle School Examination)
At all times and in all countries, many famous sages have expressed their insight into the world and understanding of everything in life in incisive language. Reciting these witticisms can make the soul shine.
Thereby opening up wisdom. Therefore, the Class Committee of Senior Three (Grade Two) of Lizhi Middle School decided to hold a "famous saying relay race". Please design a theme for this activity in the form of couplets.
The first part is:
The bottom line is:
6. Material 3 couplet
Pine trees and bamboo at the back of the house add beauty.
Menmen Meilan
Please fill in the three words corresponding to the upper part on the horizontal line at the lower part of material 3. )
7. "Breeze willow, bright moon and plum blossom" is a four-character couplet. Please fill a word in the box according to the expanded bottom couplet to form a five-character couplet. (Shanxi
Examination questions of provincial curriculum reform area)
Part I: Breeze and Delicate Willow
Bottom line: plum blossoms are hidden in the dark moon.
8. Please use dual knowledge for matching. (Choose to finish it together) (Examination questions for middle schools in Quanzhou City, Fujian Province) Part I: Rolling waves accumulate treasures Part I:
Part II: Part II: The ocean is the granary of the future of mankind.
9. A community cultural activity center held a couplet response activity, and one of the couplets presented was "Pinmei".
Wen Ruo drinks manna ",please make a bottom line. (Dongying City, Shandong Province)
Examination questions)
10. Please read the following material, make an upper couplet with any sentence given later, and then make a lower couplet according to the content of the material. (Urumqi Middle School Examination)
On February 17, 2005, the third CCTV "Touching China" people selection campaign was announced: Olympic champion Liu Xiang, father of rice, Yuan Longping, public servant Niu Yuru and policewoman.
Director Ren Changxia, young volunteers, Tian who changed her mother's kidney, plane test pilot, anti-drug policeman Ming, AIDS prevention expert Gui, and former ambassador to Iraq Sun Bigan.
Elected as one of the top ten people who touched China in 2004, China women's volleyball team won the collective award of "Touching China". (1) Xu Benyu sent teachers into the mountains to spread wisdom.
(2) the eagle hit the sky and saved the day. Liang Wanjun, the hero of test flight.
(3) Crossing the ten-fold railing, the flying oriental won the first prize.
1 1. The following sentence with ""is the first couplet of a couplet. Please choose the best sentence in the second pair.
() (Panzhihua City, Sichuan Province)
"Send flowers to float in the yard every month"
A. the green leaves and red flowers are reflected in front of the mountain. B.the wind shakes the bamboo shadow to the secluded village
C. Dreams follow the spring breeze until dawn D. The wind blows fireflies into the garden.
12. Right-right (Shaoyang Middle School Examination, Hunan Province)
Sentence: The mountain is beautiful.
Dialogue: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
13. Read the following text and complete the couplet according to the materials provided in the article. (Changzhou Senior High School Entrance Examination) Changzhou, Longcheng, has a rich humanistic atmosphere, profound traditional culture and fiery entrepreneurial practice, which has created many British model figures.
Deng Jianjun, a "blue-collar elite", persisted in learning new technologies, overcame many difficulties, completed hundreds of technical transformation projects, solved many worldwide technical problems and created considerable economic costs.
Value, known as the model of knowledge-based and expert industrial workers.
Teacher Yin loves education and treats students as children. At a critical juncture, she resolutely left the hope of life to the students, the danger of death to herself and the treasure to herself.
Your life. Her instantaneous feat touched Changzhou and China, and she was praised as a "hero teacher".
(Excerpted from Changzhou Daily on April 8, 2005)
The first part: Deng Jianjun, a blue-collar elite, has been transformed into a model by hundreds of technological innovations.
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14. Couplets can be divided into Spring Festival couplets, wedding couplets, birthday couplets, historical relics couplets and educational couplets. If today happens to be your grandparents' birthday. Please choose one of the following four couplets.
The assistant gave it to him (her)
() (Examination questions in Guiyang City, Guizhou Province)
A. sitting in a new house facing south in a scenic spot near mountains and waters. B. red plum is a little spring.
C. Happiness is like the East China Sea, and crane life is like the South Mountain. D. It is amazing that the ancients saw men in books.
Second, in the comprehensive study to examine couplets (Henan experimental area test questions)
Five students, including Zhang Jun, formed a group to learn couplets. They collected many couplets and sorted out the knowledge about them. If you are a member of this group, please answer.
Strive to complete the following work.
1. Choose one of the following two questions.
(1) Which scenic spot in Henan is written in the following couplets? Fill in the corresponding serial number in brackets.
(1) Shaolin Temple is quiet at the foot of Shaoshi Mountain, while the clock is in front of Wuru Peak ()
(2) Zhuxian Town lost the courage of the enemy in a bloody battle, and the curator of Storm Hall hated it for a long time ()
(3) Songs always bring tears to people, but they are still patriotic ()
4 episodes of three points, burning Wang Bo, out of Lushan, famous for centuries; Yu, Ping Sima, and Meng Huo have been passed down through the ages ()
A. Gongyi Du Fu's former residence B. Tangyin Yuefei Temple C. Nanyang Wolonggang D. Songshan Shaolin Temple (2) Classify the following couplets and fill in the corresponding serial numbers in brackets.
(1) The east wind blows Qian Shan green, and the spring rain sprinkles everything new ()
(2) the dead have Yi Long, death can also uphold the wishes of the people and the sovereignty of the country, and death is still death!
What were you born for? Being born a slave is an ox and a horse, and life is also a life! ( )
(3) Seek overseas rare books and quickly read books that have never been seen in the world ()
(4) The seas run dry and the rocks crumble together forever, and the land is wider and the sky is higher than the wings flying together ()
A. Spring Festival couplets B. Wedding couplets C. elegiac couplets D. Industry couplets
2. Neighbor Aunt Wang posted the couplet upside down: "Firecrackers are two or three years old" on the left, and "Plum blossoms are spring at four or five o'clock" on the right. Please follow the couplet.
Explain the knowledge to her in appropriate language. Write down what you want to say below.
Related knowledge: the last word in the first part is rhyme (usually the third and fourth tones), which is posted on the right; Bottom line, the last word is Pingyi rhyme (usually the first sound and the second sound), paste it.
On the left.
Third, read and test couplets.
Read the following two paragraphs and answer the question 13-23. (Guangdong Heyuan City, non-curriculum reform examination questions) couplet small life, life couplet
On February 28, 2005, I read an article in the newspaper, "It used to be arrogant to lose a wife and children, but now it is so deserted to betray relatives and friends."
The article tells the story of a poor contractor who posted a Spring Festival couplets to scold his son for "unworthiness" in a town in a county. In the Spring Festival of 2005, a couple of couplets were posted on the door of a family in the town:
Part one: It's a shame to adopt a son after a year of silence.
Part two: Face life calmly and look forward to the future.
Horizontal criticism: laughing at life
The protagonist who wrote this couplet, surnamed Huang, used to be a contractor. Now in his 50 s, he has a wife and gave birth to three men and one woman. They have all grown up, including college graduates, and they are quite
Happy family. However, more than 10 years ago, Boss Huang was successful in outsourcing, and he had more money in his pocket. He abandoned his wife and children to find a mistress, took them home openly and gave birth to a boy. This caused the original wife and
Of course, the children are not satisfied, which leads to the division of the family: the original wife and children are one family, and Boss Huang, his mistress and his son are another family.
In recent years, Mr. Huang's career is not smooth, his wallet is "small" and it is difficult to support himself. His mistress left without saying goodbye, leaving the boy now six or seven years old to be raised by Huang alone.
Life is hard. His ex-wife and children thought that Huang Zhi's predicament was caused by his wealth and ruthlessness, so he refused to give support and help. By the Spring Festival this year, this boss Huang had to take it with him.
The youngest son, only six or seven years old, has been "cold in the coming year."
After reading the above words, I wonder if this couplet can be changed to: "Why is it so bad to adopt a son after a cold year?" How can a joke in this life be spread calmly! "The hero of the story has not understood.
Why is the adopted son "corrupt"? Also use "openness" to defend yourself!
Of course, a man needs a tree to cover his face. Although he is a fat man with a swollen face, he can also see that he is "cold and lonely"
In the case of "clean", I think I should be "upright" for the rest of my life! If I had known today.
God, why in the first place?
Yes, the stage is a small society and a big society stage. Whether consciously or unconsciously, everyone is playing his role in reality. It is up to the audience to evaluate the performance. Be careful.
Accidentally turned into a villain, clown, or reviled by everyone, or turned into an old joke! Just like "Boss Huang" in the story, it is really not so good that it finally becomes a dead duck and is laughed at.
First, I am used to "Huang Shiren"
It is really hard for him to spend the Spring Festival in Yang Bailao at once: in the past, he lost his wife and children, and now he is abandoned. No wonder he doesn't care.
Some people joke, no matter the old saying "Don't wash your dirty linen in public", vent it with couplets! -its poor, it is difficult for ordinary people to understand.
As a family member, it is extremely natural to take the attitude of "being ashamed to associate with others" and part ways with others. You are heartless and I am unjust. Boss Huang's behavior and its outcome are positive.
As the saying goes: As you sow, you reap what you sow. To be superstitious, this is called "good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil."
Of course, punishment is not an end. When it is confirmed that he has repented and made appropriate representations (such as learning from the ancients, such as writing a review, at least verbally),
Family members should still lend a helping hand, after all, there are still flesh and blood!
Although the story is small, it is branded with the times. This can't help but remind people of another couplet story that is also branded with the times: in the late period of the "Cultural Revolution", there was a father in a small street in a town.
The two families live face to face. Although they are related by blood, they are not related. On weekdays, they are like passers-by and enemies. During the Spring Festival, I posted a pair of "couplets" on the door for the first time: "Always be vigilant.
Be careful, there are bad people everywhere. "The horizontal batch is:" Anti-attack drill. " My father did not show weakness and posted "the highest instruction" to compete with it: "If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will.
People. "Looking horizontally" does not forget class struggle! It attracted neighbors and passers-by to watch and became a special "landscape" during the Spring Festival that year. As for today, it is still a joke.
Two interesting antithetical couplet stories make people feel a lot and have endless aftertaste!
Small life couplets, big life couplets. Couplets are really useful. No matter what your educational level is, you can use them to express your feelings or as an outlet. Xiao xiaoyi
Couplets can reflect social customs and depict the realm of life. If we draw up a couplet, it may not be so "professional" (the rigor of meaning and balance required by couplets), but as far as people are concerned,
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