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Love can't be routine: monkeys live in trees and you live in my heart.

1. Love likes to lean behind you and trust you no matter what the road ahead is.

2. It is said that medicine is poisonous in three parts. You are my medicine and my poison.

Tell you a long story, so I'll make a long story short. I miss you.

4. Nice to meet the world, and nice to meet you.

5. Sprinkle my thoughts into the sunshine. No matter where I am, I love to stay and have a long affection.

6. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me.

7. Cute is not a long-term solution, but I am a long-term solution.

8. Tiger is not arrogant, you can be my girlfriend.

9. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

10. Do you want me to apologize or confess?

1 1. What are you? You belong to me.

12. You are in my heart when you are thin and stuck in my heart when you are fat.

13. What do you belong to? you belong to me

14. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

15. No one can blame you for suffering in your heart. I'm willing to listen. I'm distressed that others don't know it.

16. You are so cute that I won't pay you back when the wind blows into my arms.

17. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

18. You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

19. Thousands of sleepless nights, you have always touched me, just because I believe someone will love me for life.

20. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend both fall into the water, can I be your girlfriend?

I still let you live in my heart!

1, the most romantic thing: holding your tender hand and snuggling through the wind and frost; Lean on my generous shoulders and count the vicissitudes of love; Hiding in my solid chest, I no longer feel helpless for love; Love me, don't let you get hurt!

2. Do you have any regrets about sending the boat? This is the waiting I prayed for 500 years in my last life. When it's raining and windy, he won't leave at will. When it's calm, he will only take his time.

3, the moon, the blooming light, stays in the tone of time, misses, sings enthusiastically, is quiet in the noisy city, and you and I, the happiness of listening, are destined to meet in this world.

4. Fate is the beginning of love, and love is the process of love. Let's find the result of love together in the ocean of fate and love!

5, I practice in a low voice, the miracle of sheep counting stars, I secretly drink, the small temper of milk and salt, I quietly hum, if the moon is against the stars, night still makes me miss you, me, or let you live in my heart.

6. I feel more and more that you are the spirit in my life, flipping and jumping in my empty time and space. Some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; In my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.

7. Covering your ears and listening to your waiting, you are still so cute after so many years, and the world disturbance has nothing to do with us. Knowing that the faith in your heart is still our love, dear, thank you for your persistent and silent love for me for so many years.

8. If you believe in fate, you should admit that you have a share. When there is time, there must be distance. So, marry me! Our love is a kind of fate without time and space boundaries! The greatest hope in this life is to have you with me all my life.

9. I miss your appearance, love your heartbeat, have you along the way, the scenery is so wonderful, the sun is coquetry on your face, the moonlight is smiling at your eyebrows, and the stars are shining with our wishes. Dear, there is no end to loving you.

10, I cried not because I was sad, but because I was so happy. I can't live like a normal person. If you leave me, I don't know if my life will change.

You live in my heart, please don't let me get hurt easily.

Mediocre people always have a kind of schadenfreude, because successful people always give them strong stimulation. They always hope that successful people can fail and become as mediocre as them. Life is like a play. Even if you are a hot protagonist today, you may be a walk-on tomorrow. It can be said: "There will be times when you are rising, but you don't know when you accidentally touch the ground."

The same eyes have different views; The same ear, listening in different ways; The same idea, different ideas; A person's dusk is still beautiful, but it is very short; A person's sunshine is still bright, but not warm; A person's work, still busy, but very lonely; A person's life is still regular, but there are no surprises; A person's road still has a direction, but it is very long.

When you encounter failure and suffering, don't complain and complain, but endure the test, persist in your efforts, accumulate a little, but succeed with certainty, and finally turn adversity into prosperity. When you are successful and lucky, don't be proud and impetuous, and continue to work hard with sincere gratitude to make your success last long. Whether suffering or success, it is a test for us.

We should not envy the happiness of others. What you think you don't have may be on the way; You think her illness may be on her way. Some people are good to you because you are good to him; Some people are nice to you because they know your kindness. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears in the eyes, but we can still smile; There will always be a tear that makes us grow up instantly.

There are no perfect people in this world, but everyone pursues perfect things, so they come together and make up for their shortcomings with the strengths of others. This team is called a team.

After breaking up, who can I be? The reason why I choose to be a stranger is that since we broke up, we should not be ambiguous, which will only make me sad and uncomfortable. It neither advances nor retreats. Now that I've broken up, I'll give it up completely.

Many people swear to wait, and that person, many people, will soon wait for someone. But that man doesn't know where it is yet! Maybe not. I just don't want to wait any longer. For a few years, a few people can believe, wait and be firm, and that person who may not have a result will appear.

Every time I quarrel, I will compromise first, not because I am wrong, but because I care too much about the past when I held hands with you and the future we will go through; Every time I forgive, I comfort myself, because I am not good enough, I can only give you injustice and hurt myself; Every time I forgive, it doesn't mean I will forget. I just collect my scars and forget them … you live in my heart, please don't let me get hurt easily.

Nima, is this the long-lost lamp god? What's the school doorman playing? Even if it's time to turn off the lights, even if you are a lol fan, don't be so creative. Oh, my God.

Maybe love is just because of loneliness, and you need to find someone to love. Even if there is no ending, your persistent fantasy always hurts you again and again and gradually becomes selfish. Many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we can give each other. How much time can a person give to another person in his life? Love may only be a moment, but this love also makes people remember for a lifetime.

Forget everything around you, put aside all kinds of pain and troubles, and don't want this moment to be romantic. Without words, the touch of the heart always makes each other more tacit. The envy of birds, lingering running water, the envy of grass, the call of the sky and the reluctance of white clouds bring boys and girls into a perfect moment.

With people in the sun, my heart will not be dark; When you are with happy people, you often have a smile on your mouth; With generous people, you are not stingy; With wise people, you won't be confused when things happen; With smart people, you become alert when you do things; People who know how to be grateful are kind to others; People who know how to cherish happiness, be kind to themselves; People who know how to appreciate are good to everything around them.

Because I was deeply hurt by love, I still clearly remember that day, when I was blowing, I tried to raise my head at the moment you left. I am not afraid that you will see me cry, but I am afraid that I will see myself cry. Now, everything has left me. I only hope that in the distant time, the years will fade away from my concern for you.

When you cherish your past, are satisfied with your present and are optimistic about your future, you stand at the highest point of your life; When you know that success won't make you, failure won't crush you, and dullness won't drown you, you stand at the peak of your life.

The changeable social ecology has created our multi-faceted mentality: others succeed and we are jealous; Others are proud, but we are unbalanced; Others fall into wells and we fall into stones; We are excited when others are depressed. We always want to have a sense of superiority and accomplishment, only want our own warmth, and ignore the indifference of others. Life is a play. You boo under the stage, you are doomed to stay away from the stage. Give your applause and love, and one day you will walk on the stage.

I thought memories would run aground, turn into bubbles and disappear on the edge of the sea. However, the seeds of memory are haunted and buried from time to time, and can never return to the past. We should face the future bravely.

Don't choose if you don't like it, but stick to it if you like it. Being together is a kind of fate. Don't make people who like you cry easily. Cherish every minute together. Good memories should be reserved for happiness and laughter. No matter what happens, don't say you don't like me easily, and don't give up my relationship easily, because the next person may not be better than me.

One person, one heart, wait for a lifetime. A person, a city, distressed for a lifetime. One person, one road, lonely life. Traveling alone, taking a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Until one day, you meet someone and you fall in love. Finally understand, all the search, there is a process. Once upon a time on a cliff, now it's close at hand.

Will the sunset fade in the snowy evening? Will the snow at night be as prosperous as fireworks? How many years later, who will stay with whom in the vicissitudes of life to believe in this game of life?

Obviously, I let go, but I always lost to reality when I was intoxicated with my smile, just because I thought of pain; It is clearly a wrong decision, but it is still struggling, just because it will never admit defeat; I know it is fruitless love, but I still refuse to give up, just because I still have love in my heart. After all, you have to understand: you can't wander in the same place, you can't stubbornly keep it from coming back, and you can't obsess about seeing your unhappiness.

In ancient times, love was a fate written on the red leaves, a wish in the belly of a fish, drifting with the tide and vaguely relaying to find a permanent lover; In today's era, love travels through Qian Shan in the form of radio waves, and can be conveyed to the beloved in an instant. I want to write my love in a short message, fly it in the radio waves, spread it to your heart, and be beautiful with you forever.

A small tree fell in love with a boulder around him. The boulder also fell in love with the young tree. So they each made a wish, willing to exchange 500 years of practice for the same body and mind. The Buddha was moved by his sincerity and fulfilled their wishes. Immediately, the small tree became a boulder, and the boulder became a small tree. The fate of love is often just a little bit, just a little bit, but far away on both sides of the Ganges River.

Love is beautiful and sad: have you paid the rent for living in my heart?

1. Where can I find my bright smile?

Second, some words can only be said to yourself, and some things can only be truly put down if they are understood.

Third, I told myself, I don't want it if I can't think of it. If I can't get it, I don't want it.

Fourth, he is also a dream that I never want to wake up.

I'm still here without waiting for you. Just wait for yourself to give up.

I don't know if you love me now. I only know that I once loved you deeply.

Seven, break up, all the reasons will eventually become an excuse.

Eight, don't say love elder sister, you don't deserve it; Don't say forever, you can't afford to play; Don't say promise, you can't do it; Don't talk about love, you can't afford to lose.

Nine, when dependence becomes a habit, I am reluctant to leave.

Ten, I just want you to believe me, that's enough.

Eleven, those I thought I loved you, in your eyes, I was just a stalker.

Twelve, nothing can pass, just can't go back.

If the world ignores you, you can treat it in the same way.

If you are tired, please turn around. I've been here.

I used to be cute, at least I'm sure I will forever.

When did you start crying when you heard an old song?

Seventeen, my world is good to me, and it is busy enough.

Eighteen, live in my heart, have you paid the rent?

Nineteen, the illusion of tears, love has become yesterday.

Without you, even if you give me the whole world, I still have nothing.

Twenty-one, there is happiness when you quit, and you can forget it all.

Walking in the street and hearing those songs you sang, my heart ached with those beats.

Twenty-three, since we can't be together, let that emotion stay in our hearts and memories.

When you told me that you didn't know her, did you ever think about how much you knew about me?

Twenty-five, who will continue to write the future, and the intermittent pen will outline the pale tomorrow.

26. No matter how beautiful the fireworks are, they are only beautiful for a few seconds.

Thank you for enlightening me when I was helpless and comforting me when I was crying.

Twenty-eight, once gentle, let me use up the happiness of this life.

If you're just joking with me, why should I take it seriously?

People who don't know how to love themselves are incapable of loving others.

We walked so far that we forgot why we were on the road in the first place

In fact, there are many choices in love, and I can also set you free.

Thirty-three, a small gesture of others reminds me of you for a long time.

Walking aimlessly is the best way for me to enjoy loneliness.

Thirty-five years later, you and I can't write the ending, leaving regret and beauty here.

Everyone has an ugly scar, but that scar cannot be removed.

Thirty-seven, youth is like a cruel fairy tale, and jokes are usually staged with farce.

As long as you don't die, there is nothing wrong with living like Xiao Qiang.

Smart people don't mean how to hold a hand well, but when to divide the table.

Forty, everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

Forty-one, if you really love each other, you really can't be friends after breaking up. Because you will be sad to see each other happy.

Forty-two, because your reply is too slow, for the sake of equality, even if I want to reply for a second, I will deliberately reply later.

Forty-three, sometimes I do everything for one person, but I can't compare with others doing nothing.

There is only one hug on the stage, and you smile with tears when the car drives away.

Forty-five, thank you for moving me. Now I only have heartache.

Forty-six, there is a feeling more painful than lovelorn, called narcissism.

Forty-seven, that season, sadness bloomed endlessly, and the original sunshine disappeared.

Forty-eight, there is no result of love, why insist.

Forty-nine, people say that you can't cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is more painful than anything else.

50. Don't do anything that makes me uncomfortable just because I like you. If one day, I don't care, then we are really finished.

Fifty-one, began to learn not to be accompanied by others, pretending to be lonely is also a kind of beauty.

52. Rest assured of all evil thoughts and listen to your own thoughts.

53. The world is so dark. Who should I give my heart to?

Fifty-four, have you ever been heartless, and now you will be heartbroken.

55. My heart is not a bus. I can't sit down if there is a vacancy.

Ocean, thank you for collecting what I can't say to my lover.

57. Without love, my world is doomed to fall apart.

Fifty-eight, this love, I lost ruthlessly enough, and she won seriously enough.

Maybe we are all too young to stand the test.

60.you hate yourself. What's the use of others liking you?

I don't want you to say I love you in a few words.

Sixty-two, you say you don't love me, it doesn't matter, I love you!

Sixty-three, you gave me all hope. But it blocks my sunshine.

Sixty-four, you are indifferent to my injury, and I am still waiting silently.

I have a good friend. His name is nobody, no one likes me best, and no one loves me best.

I want to hear anything you say, which can warm my heart and forget my fatigue.

Sunflower, a flower that smiles at the sun.

Sixty-eight, the most precious thing in life is actually not external things, but another person.

Sixty-nine, I broke up, and I never forget it.

Seventy, when a person has the idea of leaving, he is doomed not to return to his original position.

Seventy-one, am I stronger and deserve to be hurt?

Seventy-two, you use lies to prove lies, and they must be lies.

Seventy-three, my heart seems to have never hurt, but my tears keep falling.

I think only God knows how much I love you.

Seventy-five, memories are like ghosts, saying that I don't hate you is my duplicity.

Seventy-six, find a person who deserves to be dead set and love.