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Write a short article about a good friend of yours.
Zhang Chu is probably my younger sister who is two years younger than me, but she is in the same yard, so we go to school together, go home together and play together.
I remember one time, she went downstairs while reading until there was only one flight of stairs left. She thought there was no one left, so she stepped over and fell black and blue. She screamed "Yes" and "Yes" in pain.
Instead of learning the lesson, she read while walking. After only a few steps, she bumped into a big tree. She shouted, "alas! It hurts me! " I smiled: "Ha ha ha ha! If you don't look at the road, you will be rewarded! " She looked at me and smiled shyly. But it's still far from school, so she still walks and watches. Later, I ran into a man. She let out a cry, looked up and said quickly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," aunt said, "children, don't look at the road like a deer!"
When I came home from class, Zhang Chu was complaining again. "It is strange today. Either this injury or that injury, "Zhang Chu said angrily. "I said you were embarrassed to be with me, right? When I fell down the stairs, I bumped into a tree and a man. Do you really think you are made of iron? " I said with a smile, but Zhang Chu blushed there!
On Saturday, I made an appointment with Zhang Chu to go skating at 2 pm. I waited downstairs for more than 20 minutes after dinner. I saw that she had not come down yet, so I went to her house and saw her eating while reading at home. I called her many times, but she ignored me. It seems that she is really possessed. I had a brainwave. Why not take this opportunity to teach him a lesson? I poured a bottle of Chili sauce into an empty bowl and put some food in it. She didn't find it. She took a bite of Chili sauce and her mouth was full of blood. She jumped up. "Who is it? Who did this? Water, give me water quickly, it hurts me! " I'm snickering. He also made many such jokes.
This is my good friend, a good friend with strange qualities.
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