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Why did Yue Yunpeng say that Li Jiaqi was his apprentice?
When Yue Yunpeng said in the cross talk "Comedian" that Li Jiaqi was his apprentice, I think not only his partners Sun Yue and Liu Tao didn't believe it, but I didn't believe it either. Yue Yunpeng seemed to be loyal. There was a secret joy hidden in his big face, and his secret joy revealed that this was a joke, a joke that Li Jiaqi himself was willing to take advantage of. ?
The "Double 11" that just passed was an e-commerce feast. A certain treasure and a certain Dong both made hundreds of billions of good news. Various Internet celebrities and anchors had a great time. Big celebrities also have their own venues, and even a little guy like me stayed there until midnight but didn't get anything.
For a mediocre shopper like me, the ones that really hit the hot search list are Wei Ya, Simba, Li Jiaqi, and the hot discussion about her and their monthly earning of over 100 million. ?
This is an era of great changes, and it is also a great era, because great changes have created many heroes, and because of greatness, many things have become great. For example, our aircraft carrier, our 5G, our lunar exploration, Mars journey, etc., and another example is a certain treasure, a certain letter, a certain sound, a certain group, except for the cloak of technological innovation, and then there is the story of the ant swallowing the elephant.
Sun Yue once raised elephants in a zoo. Maybe even he feels that Yue Yunpeng and Li Jiaqi are not on the same level when it comes to making money. Li Jiaqi may make more in a day than he and Yue Yunpeng make in a year. But, so what? I think Li Jiaqi would also feel so what?
I don’t know if Li Jiaqi, who sells goods, and Yue Yunpeng, who talks about cross talk, have any intersection, but I really hope that Li Jiaqi and Yue Yunpeng can team up and have a joint trip.
No matter what kind of cross talk the master and the apprentice are, they only focus on the effect of selling goods and the effect of talking about cross talk. Yue Yunpeng follows Li Jiaqi in the live broadcast room to sell goods. I estimate that Yue Yunpeng will be able to sell goods to the point of overturning in the live broadcast room; and Li Jiaqi will follow Yue Yunpeng in the theater to talk about cross talk, and he will definitely be able to describe the cross talk scene as a sales place. This is what the two people say. The only thing they have in common is to bring joy to everyone.
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