Ask a joke, it's funny, relieve the mood, thank you.

1. One day, the children were not at home, only my wife and I were at home and had dinner together. While drinking, I told my wife that I know you like what's in my pants, which is about 16 cm long and has a big head. Guess what this is? My wife called me shameless at that time and really didn't agree! I smiled and took some 100 RMB out of my pants pocket and put it on the table (RMB 16.5 cm long, big head). I asked her, don't you like 100 RMB? She smiled when she saw it. A few years ago, I delivered goods to the warehouse of a company, and the treasurer and handyman were present. Because of the long-term delivery, everyone is familiar with it. There is a middle-aged woman who comes from Gaochun County, Nanjing. On this day, I told you a postpartum joke: there are two old women, one surnamed Xu and the other surnamed Lu. Look at you, one man (marries) two men-there is a couple next to the word' Xu', and the woman surnamed' Xu' says, Oh, hello, your mouth is bigger than your mouth (the font structure of the word' Lu' is like this).