Ask for a funny English composition with translation. Thank you.

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. When he opened the door, a truck roared past and completely tore off the driving door of Lexus. Raheel immediately grabbed his cell phone and dialed 9 1 1. The lawyer was still screaming hysterically when the police arrived. The Lexus he just bought the day before has now been completely destroyed. No matter how hard the body repair shop tries to make it look brand-new, it will never be the same as before. After the lawyer finally calmed down from the roar, the policeman shook his head in disgust. "I can't believe you lawyers are so materialistic," he said. "You are so absorbed in your property that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" Asked the lawyer. The policeman replied, "haven't you noticed that your left arm is missing from the elbow down?" It must have been torn off when the truck hit you. " The lawyer looked down at his left and let out a terrible scream: "Oh, my God! ! ! ... my Rolex! "