Tell me the joke you've been counting on all your life, the joke you're alive, okay?

One day, I was watching VCD when my mother came in with a book.

Mom: "What does this mean?" I don't know. Mean? '

I said,' I don't know.'

Mom:' I sent you to college for several years. Why don't you know anything? ! '

I said,' No! Just "I don't know!"

Mom: "Still mouth shut!"

Then my mother slapped me.

People often say:' learning is a painful process.'

But I don't understand why I always get hurt.

My mother's enthusiasm for learning English is growing, and my pain is getting deeper and deeper.

Today, she asked me again

My son! Mom:

What do you mean, "I'm announcing, don't drag me." Mean? '

I said,' I'm bored. "Leave me alone,"

Mom:' I need to be beaten! Talk to your mother like this.

So I got slapped again.

Mom learns English-Continued 2

Mom asked again,' What do you mean,' I didn't hear anything, but I got something'? '

I said,' I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again.

Mother said again, "I didn't hear anything, harvesting."

I said,' I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again.

Me:' oh ~ it hurts!'

Mom learns English-Continued 3

Mom asked again, "What do you think?" What does this mean? '

I said,' What did you say?'

Mom threatened to hit me,' Forget it! Ask another question. Mom:

What is "looking up the dictionary" mean? '

I said, "Look it up in the dictionary."

Mom:' Tell me to look it up in the dictionary? Then why should I ask you? ! '

This time, I was slapped twice.

Mom learns English-Continued 4

My mother asked again, "You'd better ask someone else."

I said,' You'd better ask someone else.'

Mom:' You are my son, why should I ask others? You're itching again.

I said,' Ah! "God help me!"

Mom:' Dare to fool your mother? God can't save you!

Mom slapped me again.

Mom learns English-Continued 5

Let me ask you one more time. Mom:

Think with your head, what's the use. What do you mean? '

I said,' Use your head and think again.'

Mom:' Go to hell, how dare you fool me? ! Then we must do it again.

I quickly said,' it means that only mothers are good in the world.'

Well, that's more like it! Mom:' I'll make a delicious inkstone later, and I'll treat you next time. '

I finally breathed a sigh of relief ...