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A helpless and funny sentence with endorsement

1, homework as much as dogs, no friends around, look up at your eyes, single dog in the mirror.

2. Anyone who has more homework can play cards. "A pair of Chinese papers!" "Don't!" "I want it! Four English papers have exploded! " "I can't afford it, keep walking!" "Three historical volumes and one political volume!" "Still don't!" "A bunch of math papers, and I signed up!" "Two comprehensive papers, Fried king!

3. "How much homework?" "Not much, it only takes more than an hour to write the name."

4, Chinese is difficult, math is difficult, physics is muddy, history is poor, English is annoying, chemistry is poor, politics is boring, sports is tired, homework is too much, papers are too many, and grades are poor. Damn it, our youth is ruined like this!

There are a lot of homework in life, so I realized the truth of life: homework is your wife or husband who comes home, and the teacher is equivalent to your parents-in-law. If you don't love well, you will be tortured to death by their hard thoughts. I will hurt you, homework.

6, we are not afraid of expeditions, Qianshan is nothing, there are many Chinese homework, and there are many math homework! Genghis Khan was scared to death when he saw his homework. Do more homework, do more homework, do more homework!

Although we have few activities, we have a lot of homework. If you want to find a school, choose this one, attend more classes and have fewer holidays.

8. Life in senior three is boring, and the process is not as easy as expected. Homework is as high as a mountain, and physical and mental exhaustion is another day. Stick to the end, the sun is always after the storm.

9. I can accept more homework, but I don't want to watch it.

10, there is a lot of homework, so I have to cry and write.

1 1. I have so much homework at school that I want to jump off a building, and so much homework during holidays that I have no time to jump off a building.

12, I didn't know that rice, oil and salt were expensive unless I was in charge, I didn't know how to do math and math, and I couldn't write!

13, three years of life and death, a few words of English, busy every day. A lot of homework, crazy overtime every night. Even if you see it, you should not know, dark circles, painting walls. At night, I dreamed of going home suddenly, high school friends, college dreams, nothing to worry about each other, and papers were like mountains. Looking forward to breaking your heart every year and looking at others, the two are paired.

14, too much homework, too heavy schoolbag, studying day and night. It's not that adults are heartless, but that the reality is cruel and growth needs to be paid.

15, weeding at noon, summer vacation is really hard, so much homework, I can't finish it!

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