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Classic sentence of bright moon in Qin dynasty

1. Although some dreams are out of reach, they are not impossible. As long as I am strong enough. Young Nie Gai.

It is not surprising that strange people often do strange things. -Mohist tycoon (Yan Taizi Dan)

What's the use of the answer if there is a problem in the question itself? Nie Gai

4. One died and the other was saved. But the one who died should thank me, at least I avenged him. -Yang Weixiong

5. Killing is never a reason to be strong. If a man proves himself by beating others, he has already lost. Nie Gai

6. In this world, winners live and losers die. In the face of the end of the world, life and death are just inevitable causes and effects. -Guiguzi

7. This story begins with a sword and will surely end with a sword. -Qin Shihuang

8. I may not see the day my eldest brother said, but I believe that day will come. -Kong

9. Why are you waving your sword? You must find the answer yourself-Nie Gai.

10, in this dangerous troubled times, only by learning to roast chicken can we survive tenaciously. -Tian Ming (worthy of being a giant of Mohism today)

1 1, I am right, I am right? I hope I'm right and I hope I'm wrong! I don't think it's worth it, but I hope I'm wrong Hope it's worth it! It's for those who deserve it, and for those who deserve it! You got it? -Stealing the soles of your feet (cutting Nie Gai in wood blade outside Sister Rong's house, cute! )

12, if you do it now, you will die faster than any of them. Bai Feng (to Crimson Lotus who is ready to help Wei Zhaozhi)

13, what did you do to master? ! -Nie Gai (for Wei Zhao, this can't help but make people dream)

14, I once did a very outrageous thing to that strange millet-Gao Xiao (Gao Xiao I love you! )

15, in fact, you are so beautiful, please call me if you need anything. -Stealing feet (a perfect match for a young man! )

16, Yan Lu: You ~ Sean: Thank you ~ (nosebleeds. . . )

17, gang, remember that Yan men don't know what to give up! -Big hammer

18, Mr. Gongsun is really ... (thinking) unusual. -Fu Nian

19, good baby, sister loves you. -Snow Girl

20. Are you here for a war or a blind date? ! -Big hammer

2 1. It is said that one day I was called away and looked at Liang deeply in a quiet place where no one was there. He said, "Ovary, tell me the truth ..."

22, stepping on snow = heirloom, stepping on people = heirloom, heirloom = heirloom, so stepping on snow = stepping on people-Zi Ming (Confucian disciple Tian Ming)

23. "If you want to deal with a rogue, you must find someone more rogue than him." Hammer said he was targeted by Mohist school. "I'm not talking about the giant, I'm talking about the boy."

24, Yu Shao breakfast, step on the foot. Gao Xiao, Snow Girl, shoppers and a sledgehammer surrounded and stared.

"Well ... we are looking for a giant ... to discuss." Steal your feet.

"Oh." Yu Shao was confused.

"... that's the man. "Steal feet pointing to the dawn on the ground.

Dawn: The word "escape" doesn't exist in my mind!

Hammer: There are few words in your mind!

I once swore that I would never get married again in my life. -Snow Girl

I don't mind worldly etiquette, I just want to accompany you to the end of my life. Gao Xiao

(It turns out that Snow Girl is married. . . Wife is cuter! ! ! )

27. My master played a very NB knife with pears and asked Tian Ming if he wanted to learn.

"I never peel pears." Dawn.

"Do you think this knife method is used to peel pears?" My anger.

"Ah, it can also be used to peel apples, but I also eat apples with skins." Dawn.

28. Tian Ming: Is that for riding?

Fatty Ding: Riding a horse? Where is it?

Dawn: Playing chess.

A giant is a giant. . . )

29. Stealing soles: From Justin to wood blade?

Nie Gai is just a sword.

Since you are a giant, you should study hard! Don't learn badly! -Big hammer

3 1. Stealing feet: Is it the sword or the swordsman who hurts people?

Nie Gai: Actually, I'm thinking about it.

32. Gao Xiao: At that time, there were 24 people on the high walls on both sides of the donation site. How did you knock them down at the same time?

Jing Ke: Hey hey, do you really want to know?

G: Yes.

Jing Ke: This is my unique skill. Promise me one condition, and I will tell you generously.

G: What conditions?

Jing Ke: Eh, what conditions? It's too difficult. I'm afraid you can't do it. Tell you what, I'll give you the simplest one. Tell me a joke and I'll tell you if it makes me happy.

G: ... (turns and walks)

Jing Ke: I can't believe there are such people who are not curious ... don't die. ...

33. Dawn: "Small Plantation"

Stealing feet: "Brother, you are so rude."

34. What is a black and thin old horse? This is a family heirloom. It has been handed down for more than 500 generations, and there is only one. Oh, by the way, its name is Diao Man. Ziming

35. The only giant of Mohism will be opened from today. -Dawn

G: You are very different from the legendary Jing Ke.

Jing Ke: You are exactly like the legendary Gao Jianli ~

37. I promised my eldest brother to come back before dawn, and I did it. -Kong

38. I don't know how chaotic the world is. -Xiaoyao Zi

39. If you like simplicity, I will give you simplicity-Gao Jianli.

40. Where do you need Xiao Shuihan to handle this kind of goods? -Gao Jianli

4 1, in such troubled times, only the strongest life can survive. Dawn, you're on your own. -Gao Jianli

Duanmu Rong, what did Nie Gai do to you? You are so dead set on him! -Gao Jianli

43. Next time you sneak attack with your left hand, I'll chop off your left hand. If you sneak up with your right hand, I'll cut off your right hand. If you use your foot, I'll cut it off. If you want a bad idea ... I'll rip your heart out. -Snow Girl

44. Never fall in love with a man who lives by a sword. -Master Duanmu Rong

45. The sword is lonely. -Master Duanmu Rong

46. I believe the man behind me-Duanmu Rong.

47. Don't die. Do not forget what you said. You haven't repaid me for saving my life. -Duanmu Rong

I have never regretted the decision to save this man-Duanmu Rong.

49, fool, you are too easy to get hurt-Duanmu Rong.

50. Sorry, master. Disciple violated your last entrustment-Duanmu Rong.

5 1, swear to follow the teachings, which every Mohist disciple has promised with his own life. -Duanmu Rong

Courage is not proved by others worrying about him. A strong man should be able to make his relatives and friends feel safe and comfortable-Nie Gai.

53. There are swallows and feather snow in Beiling.

The north wind mourns and flies south.

What can you do if you break your feathers?

The north wind roared and never left Xi- Snow Girl Gao Jianli.

54, fear is not a weakness, the strong is to make your enemy more afraid-Nie Gai.

55. Everyone has a chance to live by fighting to death-Nie Gai.

56. People who lose their homes also lose their dignity as human beings, their own names and the surnames of their ancestors. On this miserable road, we must live like animals. In such a turbulent world, no one can choose his own destiny-Nie Gai.

57. Your life was bought by many people at a great price. You can do it in the morning.-Nie Gai.

58. Dawn, you should always remember their eyes, which are the eyes of the weak. They are not afraid of me, but of the consequences of blocking my way. Nie Gai

59. What can you get if you don't give up anything-Nie Gai.

60. I want to be strong-Tian Ming

6 1, Uncle is still here, Snow Girl's Xiao Sheng is still there, and the moonlight is still there. This must be a dream and a nightmare. -Dawn

62, powerless, helpless, helpless, unable to breathe. What you feel now is the truest self? Right-hand man, descendant of the blade master? I am his right-hand man-it turns out that I have always been just a burden. -Dawn

63. Miss Rong is right. Stealing toes (anthomaniac)

64. Don't forget, there is me-the world's first sword, the apprentice of the blade master Tian Ming-Tian Ming.

65. (Jian Duan), it's not true, uncle. This is not true. This is a dream. As long as I wake up, we will be the same as before, won't we, uncle? -Dawn is crying.

Dawn, we agree that men should not cry. Maybe you don't even realize it. You have grown up a lot. -(Uncle) I didn't. I didn't grow up. i do not want to grow up. I can't live without you. You are my only relative in this world. Thank you, uncle.

65. I can't bear to lay hands on such a beautiful sister. -Crimson Lotus, since you can't stand it, why don't you give up? -Snow Girl Even if I agree, I'm afraid I won't agree with this sword in my hand. Crimson Lotus

I must protect the moon-Dawn.

67. Everything the moon does is a good thing-dawn.

68. I have always felt this way. Nothing in this world can stop you and dawn. Both of you will be great heroes in the future. -Gao Yue (prophecy, worthy of being a disciple of luna)

69. It's hard for me to refuse ~-Yu Shao

70. Let you see the power of the Xiang clan from Chu! Yu Shao

7 1, Master Fan, you once taught me that the one who abandons soldiers will be abandoned by soldiers one day. I don't want to be that kind of person! Yu Shao

72. The sword, like the swordsman, has its own destiny, and the two are closely linked. Yu Shao

73. Our Xiang nationality is the strongest-Yu Shao.

74. The lackeys who won the government showed you the strength of the iron fist of the Chu Xiang people.

75. Boy, do you think this is a restaurant or an inn? You want to eat for free! -The old man in the class

If you know what these are, you are not interested in watching the stars. -The old man in the class

77. If you can't catch 300 people, use 3,000 people, 30,000 people and 300,000 people! -Ying Zheng (classic, atmospheric, worthy of being an emperor through the ages)

78. This story that begins with a sword will definitely end with a sword. -Ying Zheng

79. Nie Gai will be killed by that child Luna.

80. This is his fate, which was doomed from the day he left Qin. Luna Lovegood

8 1, it's a pity that my speed is the same as yours, which is the speed of death! Steal feet

82. If a girl tries to chase me, she will hug me and steal my feet if I flee to the end of the world.

83. Anger won't make you stronger. The sword should stay away from emotion. -Wei Zhao

84. We were born for war. What's the point of our existence without war? -Wei Zhao

85. This paradise is dedicated by the weak to the truly strong in this world. -Wei Zhao

He is not our friend. He's here because he likes killing people too much.

87, exemptions, your eyes are really not very good, this woman looks very ordinary-Wei Zhao.

88. I really don't know how they fought in World War I. Crimson Lotus

89. Be careful what you say, little brother, or your sister will be angry. Crimson Lotus

90. No wonder you can still laugh at this time. -Bai Feng

9 1, I just feel that the so-called belief seems completely different in everyone's mind. What makes me more interesting is that faith seems to be only qualified to talk about the living. For a group of people who are about to die, if you take a step forward, you will be farther and farther away from your faith. -Bai Feng

92, stick to the rules and see if you can keep it this time! -Gong Shuchou

93、

Winners live, losers die.

Facing the end of the world

Life and death are just inevitable causes and effects.

The dispute among the seven countries in the world today

People fall into the abyss of pain-the living soul is in the mire and fire.

No matter what you choose.

Sacrifice is inevitable.

The way of heaven and earth

Don't say two lives.

Even the whole world is in front of us

What is the difference?

-Guiguzi

A hundred paces flying sword: one blade breaks the throat, and a hundred paces flying sword.

Mohist slogan: the world is white, only I am black, don't attack Mohist school, cherish life.

When the squad leader entered the office city, his slogan was: take the world, love all beings, go to soup and fire, and dance with a sharp knife.

Describe the black jade unicorn: the night is dark and the wind is cold, and death is invisible and inexplicable, black jade unicorn.

Describe a thousand nights: when the day is right, the city will be slaughtered.

Xiang Jia said: Although there are three clans in Chu, the death of Qin will lead to Chu.

Chivalry: within five steps, a hundred people are improper, and a sword is sharpened in ten years, and a lone ranger says.

King: thousands of miles of battle, ten thousand people bow, rivers and lakes all over the world, eternal king.

Ink attack chess: the world is white, only I am black, and people's livelihood is ruined. How to endure? Ink door is unique and self-defeating. It's eight or eight, and we love life together.

Wang Dao and Xia Dao: Wang Dao was attacked by Mohism, but Xia Dao did not attack.

Wang Dao and Xia Dao: Xia Wen, Mo Wen.

Ink attack chess array: the battle array is killing, the game is child's play, the outcome is undecided, and life and death are cautious.

Magic sound box: magic 12, five-tone music, fixed music, and thousands of magic sounds.

Writing Mohist School and Public Loss: Mohist School should ask public loss when walking in bronze.

White tiger: the tiger comes out of the mountain to deter Gankun.

Organ beast: magic weapon, sweeping the army

Pioneering Qilang: Fantasy and exquisite, destroying strange stones skillfully.

Organ umbrella: ingenious, hidden organs.

Suzaku: The situation is like Kun Peng, roaring in the sky.

Organ snake: Dancing wildly in the sand, its whereabouts are mysterious.

Bronze Man of Organ: Carrying a thousand fates, flying with a sword.

94. Memories are dusty in time.

The past is like running water.

The petals of life fall in the winter night

Like morning dew on leaves.

People are pursuing a paradise.

You can stay away from war and strife.

Enjoy the happiness and peace given by God.

On the fateful earth

Such a dream seems out of reach.

There was once such a person.

His dream is to put nothingness far away.

Become a reality at your fingertips.

Even without sunshine.

Always walking in the shadow of the night

Years are vicissitudes of life, cruel and heartless.

Dawn separates day from night.

The big dipper on the other side has risen again.

This dream will last forever-until the giant dies.

94.

The once vast and brilliant Jiyi Plain has turned to dust in the shadow of the New World.

The tenacious resistance that once died endlessly collapsed under the ruthless iron hoof.

The once chaotic strongmen were cast into a complete territory.

Once deafening noise, finally silence into a voice-Ying Zheng!

95. Sister, this dance is beautiful. Why don't I give you a bigger gift? Crimson Lotus. Oh, a gift. -Snow Girl, but this gift is a little special. Don't say I didn't warn you. This gift is right behind you, but don't look back. -Crimson Lotus (Snow Girl Turning Back) Snake

96. Everyone who survives on the battlefield has the hope of the dead. -Giant

97. Feng: Jian ranked seventh. I wonder where the owner of Shui Han Sword can rank?

G: For a swordsman, there is only life and death, and ranking is meaningless. Even if you are second, what's the point?

Feng: Oh? Is the living first and the dead second? Then unfortunately, my speed has always been the first.

G: the speed of death?

Feng: I hope your sword is as good as your eloquence.

98. Seeing that others need help, they will bravely stand up even in the face of danger. This is exactly what we call chivalry.

Well, my uncle taught me that it is chivalry for the strong to help the weak.

Helping a person is a chivalrous man. The more people help, the more people will spread chivalry and help people all over the world, that is, chivalrous people.