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Laughing Sketch Script: Skipping Classes

Narration: This is a true story that happened in XX School. Han Chen, a repeater, attracted the attention of the school because he often organized students to skip classes. , the dean of students, Teacher Huang, set up a special operations team to arrest students who skipped classes headed by Han Chen. In order to facilitate the struggle, Teacher Huang and Han Chen each arranged an undercover agent next to each other. On the eve of graduation, as the students skipped classes, As the number of students continues to increase, the struggle between the two sides has rapidly escalated. This is a battle between justice and evil...

Starring: Teacher Huang - a teacher with extensive experience in catching truant students Senior teacher

Han Chen - the leader of the truant tribe with rich anti-reconnaissance experience

Liang Xiaowei - the undercover agent sent by Teacher Huang to infiltrate the truant tribe

Liu Dahua - the undercover agent Han Chen arranged beside Teacher Huang

Student gangsters A and B - are professional skippers

Good student A - are good kids who hate skipping classes

Narration: This war without gunpowder is about to begin

Act 1

Narration: Han Chen is planning a collective skipping class before graduation. So he gathered his younger brothers together to discuss specific action plans

A: How was the recent exam?

B: Hey, forget it, I only failed in one subject

A: No, you are so unprofessional, I failed the whole thing

Liang: When did you take the exam?

A: I admire you so much. The river is endless

B: It’s like the Yellow River is flooding out of control

Liang: Where is it...Brother Chen is here (Han walks up to the three of them)

A, B, Liang: Hello Brother Chen

Han: I must skip the elective courses

A, B, Liang: I skip the compulsory courses

Han: Well, that’s right. The higher-ups have been checking very hard recently, which has brought a lot of trouble to our truancy business. However, there are policies from above and countermeasures from below. They must not have thought that there is also my undercover agent in the student union, hahahaha. ..I decided that this time I want to make some achievements to show to the superiors. I skipped the "Spoken English" class next Wednesday. Is there anyone who disagrees? If you object, please raise your hands...and your feet... .Well, very good, unanimously passed! I will notify everyone to act in unison at that time, okay, adjourn the meeting!

(A, B, Liang Xia, Han took out a lollipop, Liu went over to help him Peel off the candy wrapper)

Han: Liu Dahua, how are you? Do you still have the habit of hanging out in the student union?

Liu: There is nothing you are not used to, but occasionally you still miss skipping classes in the past. Days

Han: We will take action in the oral class next Wednesday, which requires your cooperation

Liu: Easy to say, this is not the first time anyway

Han: I still remember when I was a freshman, I thought you had the potential to be a good student when I first saw you, so I sent you to be an undercover agent in the student union. You really did not disappoint me. I heard that you are now a gangster. It’s pretty good, even Teacher Huang appreciates it very much

Liu: I have to thank Brother Chen for his cultivation

Han: Hey, I’m getting old, and in the future those younger brothers will also It's up to you

Liu: Don't say that, Brother Chen, you have only stayed for eight years, and there is still a long road ahead

Han: Okay, don't say it so sad It's about something... um... this week's lottery is about to be drawn. Do you have ten yuan left to lend me to buy a few lottery tickets?

Liu: Oh... five yuan Is it enough?

Han: OK, good brother, take care

(Han leaves first, Liu turns around, Han suddenly stops)

Han: Slow down Go! (Liu stops) You must run away from elective courses

Liu: You must run away from required courses

(The two looked at each other and smiled, turned around and left)

Second Act

Narration: Han Chen thought his plan was perfect, but he ignored that Teacher Huang also had his own trump card

(Huang was eating a lollipop in Taichung, and Liang walked over , Huang gave Liang Yi

Liang eats candy)

Liang: Nowadays, primary school students all smoke, why do you still eat lollipops?

Huang: Hey, I can’t help it. Every teacher is This is my monthly salary, and my wife confiscated it yesterday. If I hadn’t hid ten yuan in my socks in time, I wouldn’t even be able to buy a lollipop! It’s hard to be a man, and even harder to be a good man!

Liang: It’s extremely difficult to be a man who doesn’t lie and pleases his wife at the same time!

Huang: Long live understanding!...Well, the number of students skipping classes now is getting higher and higher. There are more and more people coming. I think Han Chen will take some action recently. Classmate Liang Xiaowei, is there anything going on over there?

Liang: I don’t know!

Huang: Wow, What's your attitude? Now I'm the only one who knows that you are an undercover agent. If anything happens to me, you won't be able to graduate.

Liang: Do you know that it's very hard to be an undercover agent? I dreamed that I was caught skipping class. When I woke up, my pillow was wet

Huang: My child, be good, I know you are working hard, but think about it, what you are doing now is for the future of foreign-related college students. Ah, tell me quickly, when will they take action?

Liang: Next Wednesday, speaking class

Huang: Oh, this is a good opportunity. I will go back and organize the members of the student union. The second step is to catch them all

Liang: Hey, in order to break into the truant group, I had to skip classes. But I didn’t expect that I would be running away for five years. If I fail the class again this year and I can’t finish it, If you don't have a degree, then I can only go to the sixth year of college

Huang: Don't worry, as long as I'm here, you will definitely graduate. After this, I can also travel abroad. I finally have the opportunity. Went to Iraq to see Saddam's mother

Go back first, be careful

(The two turned and left, halfway through, Liang stopped)

Liang: Teacher Huang (Huang stopped) must let me graduate this year....

Huang: Stop, definitely, definitely

Liang: Definitely.... ..

Act 3

Narration: Wednesday, speaking class, the calm class on the surface cannot conceal the turbulence in people's hearts, and the struggle between the two sides may break out in silence at any time

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(Huang is in class, Liang and Han are listening, AB is sleeping, the bell rings, and AB wakes up)

Huang: Students, take a break, we will continue the discussion in the next class

(Huang walks out of the classroom and is in the corner with Liu, A, etc., background music starts)

Han: Action! (Han leads the three people out of the classroom and walks to the center of the stage. Others stop and Liang faces the audience. Send a text message, and then the four of them walked to the corner together)

Huang: (received the text message) Action!

(Huang led Liu and A to the center, and the others stopped. Liu took out his mobile phone to send a text message, and then the four of them walked to the corner. Han led the other three to the front of the stage and received the text message)

Han: No, there is a mole, everyone hide the books quickly Get up and run towards the toilet!

(The people with the yellow belt came from behind, met Han and others in Taichung, and all stopped)

Huang: What are you doing?

Han: Going to the toilet

Huang: Going to the toilet? What are you hiding in your arms?

Han: Toilet paper

Huang: Toilet paper? Take it out Take a look

Han: Do you have to watch it?

Huang: Definitely

Han: What if I don’t give it?

Huang: I can't give it if I don't give it

(The book falls, the two people retreat, background music starts, and there is a stalemate)

Narration: Ah! There are cockroaches! (Everyone makes a fearful gesture, and they all end up)

Act 4

Narration: After the incident in the oral class, the struggle between the two sides gradually subsided. However, just the day before the graduation ceremony, something else suddenly happened. Something unexpected happened

(AB whispered to each other, Liang walked over)

Liang: What’s wrong, is there any news?

A: It’s not good, Chen Something happened to my brother

Liang: Ah? What happened?

A: Brother Chen won 5 million in the lottery yesterday. He was so excited that he went crazy

Liang : No way

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A: It’s true. The car from Hefei Psychiatric Hospital just picked him up. He must be seriously ill

AB Liang: God bless, Amen! (Together! Make the sign of the cross, AB below)

Liang: Weird things happen every year, especially this year. No matter what, my mission is completed anyway, and now I can finally graduate

Narration : Xinhua News Agency reported: A Japanese man of Chinese nationality was attacked by armed terrorists in Iraq. His life and death are still unknown. According to his personal information, the man’s surname is Huang and he is a senior teacher at a university in Hefei, China

Liang: (Freeze for 5 seconds, suddenly kneel down) Oh my God! Teacher Huang, you ran away to Iraq, it doesn’t matter if you die, what should I do with my diploma! .... Oh, by the way, the student union should be there. There is also my file, which can prove my identity. Well, let’s go now

Liu: (walking up with a notebook, facing the audience) Old Man Huang is dead, Brother Chen is crazy, and now even Brother Chen's truancy diary also fell into my hands. As long as the above records about my peach lessons are destroyed, no one will know my details. Then I can legitimately be rated as an outstanding cadre and get some scholarships. Buy some taros and go back to honor my mother, hahahaha...

Liang: (Suddenly rushed in) Is anyone there?

Liu: (hiding the notebook) I am the student union Liu Dahua, what's the matter?

Liang: Is there a personal file of Liang Xiaowei here?

Liu: Oh, let me look for it for you... Oh, could it be that...you are the undercover agent sent by Mr. Huang

Liang: That's right here

Liu: As expected, your bones are amazing. You are really a good undercover material. Please wait a moment. , I will definitely find it for you

(Liu put the notebook on the table, lowered his head to find the file, Liang picked up the notebook and looked through it)

Liang: Skip class log, Liu Dahua? What? He is Brother Chen's undercover agent (run down)

Liu: Found it, eh? Where is the person? Why didn't such an important thing just go away? Oops! My truancy diary! (The phone rang) Hello! Liang Xiaowei, I found what you want for you

Liang: I also found what you want

Liu: What do you want

Liang: I don’t want to do anything, I only have one request - let me graduate!

Liu: Well, give me that thing first, and I will definitely help you get it done

Liang: No, you can handle things well before the graduation ceremony tomorrow, and I will give them to you naturally

Liu: We can discuss it again

Liang: No way Let’s discuss tomorrow night at 6 o’clock in the boys’ dormitory, Building 2, on the rooftop.

Liu: Wait a minute, hey...hey...his grandma’s dead

(Liu Take out the lighter and burn the file, smile sinisterly, part 2)

Act 5

Narration: The rooftop of Building 2 of the boys dormitory, everything will end here

(Liu comes on stage first, walks to the center, looks around, and finally faces the audience. Liang appears from behind Liu and holds Liu at bay with a gun - all guns are replaced by bananas)

Liu: Yours I've done the work, where are the things?

Liang: You lied. You didn't hand over my file at all, but hid it.

Liu: Hidden? Absolutely not! I just burned it

Liang: Ah? You burned it?! (Pointing the gun at his head) Why did you do that?

Liu: No, Don't be impulsive. There is another way to solve this matter. Give me my things first

Liang: Is that the skipping diary? It should be in the hands of your counselors now

Liu: What? You...you...you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, poisonous, poisonous

Liang: Each other, each other

Liu : Hey, I didn’t have a choice before, but now I just want to be a good student, give me a chance

Liang: Sorry, I’m from the student union

Liu: Who knows

Liang: Yes, who knows?

A: (points gun at Liang) Let him go

Liang: You have all been deceived, he is Han Chen’s undercover