Tell a sarcastic joke

In our daily negotiation skills, the most commonly used are straightforward and ironic. But sometimes the effect of telling the truth directly may not be very good, so we must use irony and irony.

A joke goes like this:

What about the pesticide you bought in this shop?

Yes, B: Great!

A: What are the advantages?

Yes, B: My wife quarreled with me some time ago and drank the pesticides bought by this family. And nothing happened. No, I'm just about to write them a thank-you letter.

This is irony. This should be more effective and ironic than directly saying that "pesticides are parallel imports".

The most important thing in using irony is to deal with the relationship between one anti and one positive. In communication. When I intend to deny each other, I will give an affirmation first, that is, in the form of expression, it seems to be affirmative, but in fact it is affirmative.

However, the form subtly contains negative content. Be careful what you say. Be serious so that the other person will be interested in listening. Then, shake out the irony in a positive way, which is the same as the original statement.

Form a strong contrast and contrast, thus producing sharp irony and increasing the effect of business negotiation.