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What is the level composition of the fifth grade primary school students who return to their hometown after 20 years?

In a blink of an eye, 20 years later, I, a 32-year-old submarine immigrant, returned to my hometown, Wenling, on the coast of the East China Sea.

No.2028 took the 32 amphibious train from the bottom of the sea to his hometown.

Where is this? I can't help scratching my head. I can't find my home-there are only a few tall buildings in the past, and overpasses and circular lanes appear on the road. Roads have also been widened, allowing ten buses to travel on a horizontal line at the same time. This great change has made me stupefied. It took me a long time to remember to go to my parents.

I quickly found a passerby and asked, "Excuse me, where is Building ‘u88'?" Passers-by pointed to the tallest building in the city center. I excitedly ran to the building, attracting jokes from others: "Look, that man is so stupid that he can't even use the automatic runway on the ground." I quickly looked at the ground, and there were two runways on the roadside. It's all for pedestrians, and the automatic runway will go forward automatically. I quickly stood up. Soon arrived at the' U88' building.

I looked at the note on my hand: Apartment 8, 88th floor, Building u88. When I entered the building, I found there was no elevator in the building. "ah! How long do I have to run in such a high building! " I sighed, but looking around, there wasn't even a ladder and said, "This is so high-tech! Not even a ladder! " No choice but to take out the newly released "88 first diamond noble mobile phones" and dial 88888888 (just dial the address number, u need to press 8 twice on the mobile phone, and an 8 needs to be added before the number here). Two seconds later, a 5 188 private jet appeared in front of me. My parents got off the plane and said to me, "Hehe, welcome to your hometown." I quarreled with my father and asked, "Why are there no elevators and stairs here?" Dad pointed to the area marked with "F" and said with a smile, "Oh, look, aren't there many flying machines parked there?" Why don't you fly there by plane? "I saw a wry smile.

Soon, under the leadership of my parents, I visited the whole city and couldn't help but sigh: "Ah! The development now is really fast! "

Interviewee: ↙ lovely child ↘-level12019-2816: 32.

On the night of the report, a bright moon hung quietly in the air, so bright and twisted. I lay in bed, looking up at the dark blue night sky, thinking of my dear hometown twice. What will my hometown be like in 20 years? I meditated and unconsciously fell into a sweet dream.

Twenty years later, I graduated from the School of Economics and Management of Harvard University, and also studied for a master's degree and a doctorate. After graduation, after years of efforts, I became the president of a company. But I can't forget that the soil and water in my hometown have nurtured me, and I can't forget the infinite hope that the people in my hometown have placed on me. So I flew back to my long-missed hometown.

The car is driving along the highway. I sat in the car and looked out of the window. I saw tall buildings on both sides of the road mushrooming. High-rise buildings are strewn at random, with different shapes, some towering, some small and exquisite, some colorful, some simple and elegant. ......

Hey, what's that? Many colored bricks form several big circles. Ribbons, hot air balloons and roofs are all kinds, triangular, octagonal and conical ... "What is this place?" I asked the driver curiously, and the driver said, "That's a new generation of children's amusement park, no worse than Disney!" "What? Is this my hometown? " I can't believe my eyes. My hometown has changed and earth-shaking changes have taken place. In my hometown, several-story bungalows or houses have been replaced by high-rise buildings, and stone-paved paths have also become expressways.

When I came home unconsciously, my family greeted me warmly. My kind parents are old, but they are still so young in my heart.

I ate at home and went to school, because today is the anniversary of our school and the party day of our class.

When I came to my primary school, I saw a palace-like building. I inserted the prepared disk into the campus gate and opened it. I went in, walked along the cobblestone path to the wisteria on campus, and sat on the stone chair to have a rest. I looked around, and there was a big fountain not far away. The water column was as high as 10 meter, and water droplets splashed. The campus is full of flowers and green grass, which makes people feel relaxed. ......

At this moment, I woke up and looked out of the window. A red sun is rising in Ran Ran. I believe that with the rising of the red sun, my hometown will continue to develop and progress.

Respondent: chouzohui 123- Level 1 2019-2818:16.

Check the report on the computer.

Interviewee: It's the Sports Department-Level 1 20 10-9-29 17:55.

Returning home after 20 years of reporting.

One day in 2026, "robot nanny" woke me up early. I thought: the time I set must not have arrived yet. How could I be woken up? At first sight, I was ecstatic. It turned out that Gao Rui, an old friend I haven't seen for a long time, asked me to visit his' eco-industrial park' with other friends. I immediately boarded a UFO-shaped spaceship and flew to Gao Rui's' Eco-industrial Park'.

After I made a reservation with my spaceship, a few minutes later, my spaceship also arrived at the parking lot of Yichang Three Gorges International Cloud over my hometown. It turns out that Gao Rui has made such a great contribution to the prosperity of Yichang, which is really the pride of Yichang. Looking from the clouds, eight characters of "Smart Eco-industrial Park" appear in front of us. Look! Gao Rui was waiting for us at the door, and even Zhu Berlin, who was not punctual, arrived. In less than a few seconds, Zhang Han's spaceship arrived. We walked out of the parking lot together and asked Gao Rui, "Didn't you say all the students were coming?" "Oh, they have all been visited by my clones, but standing in front of you is a great entrepreneur! You three, let me take you to visit my industrial park in person! " "good!"

We talked and laughed all the way. Zhu Berlin said: "Now I am not only the main player on the court, but also a famous basketball superstar. No team dares to hear my name. Although my salary is high, it is far less than yours! Because I am almost 30 years old, my physical strength will weaken with my age. In the future ... "Zhang Han said with an eager smile:" I am a black belt coach in Taekwondo now, and I was the champion of the last Star Olympic Games. Moreover, my disciple won the ranking in the Galaxy Olympic Games, which can be said to be' peaches and plums are all over the world'. Suddenly, they asked me, "What about you?" "I'm just an abstract painter. Over the years, I have been selecting materials all over the world, and there are not many paintings, but they are all fine works. "When I finish, I will visit the modern fruit shed. Gao Rui said: "This fruit shed covers an area of several thousand mu. Fruit trees are planted in modern fruit sheds. The fruit inside is big and sweet. There are dozens of grapes at the top, and one is enough. Why? Because the conditions are good! The anti-theft toughened heat-insulating glass is used here, which can promote the growth of fruit trees. The temperature and humidity can be automatically adjusted in the shed, and it is still warm in winter and cool in summer. "

In a short time, we arrived at the environmental protection chemical plant. The three of us asked Gao Rui inexplicably: "Chemical plants are obviously polluting the environment. How can it be environmentally friendly? " "Oh, you really stay in 20 years ago, why don't you want to developed science and technology, everything is for progress! Our chemical plant produces all kinds of plastic products. Now, we have a machine that can purify all waste residue, water and air. After the slag is purified, it can be fertilized. You can drink the water after it is purified. After being purified, the air is purer than pure oxygen. I don't understand it when I talk about it, and it is a high-level secret that cannot be leaked. "

Twilight arrival, we came to a' small town' like a palace. The house is all made of glass. You can see the inside from the outside, but you can't see it from the outside. Morning is like the ice sculpture city in Harbin. When the lights are turned on at night, countless reflection lights are like new york, the city that never sleeps, and even comparable to new york. Gao Rui said, "This is new york in Yichang, and people call it the' Oriental City that Never Sleeps'! Today is my treat. You can enjoy the night market in the city that never sleeps. After dinner, we strolled in new york, and Zhu Bolin suddenly remembered that there would be a game tomorrow, and Zhang Han would also instruct the students tomorrow. After seeing the industrial park, I was inspired by painting. We have a great responsibility and have to go. Gao Rui quickly said, "Let's have a rest for one night!" "I have an autograph session tomorrow." "Next time!" "Well, it doesn't matter!" Gao Rui watched us get on the spaceship and said, "Come often when you are free. Goodbye! " We also waved.

Goodbye, wise eco-industrial park, goodbye, my beautiful hometown!

Return to my hometown after 20 years.

Hometown, it sounds so sweet. I am now the chairman of a world-famous paper company. Counting, I have left my hometown for 20 years. Well, although I am a strong woman, a virus called missing behind me began to spread. Yes, I visited my hometown today. I put on a green windbreaker and ran outside at once. I immediately pressed a red button on the windbreaker and a yellow UFO fell from the sky. A hoarse voice sounded, "KAM, I'm going to Huzhou." I said to him as I stepped up the ladder. "Report to the owner, the target has been locked." KAM said to me while pressing the button. I nodded and shouted ... UFOs in the sky are moving at a speed of 500 meters per minute. ...

"My God!" I shouted. I think you will all fall to the ground when you see it. My hometown has beautiful mountains and rivers, and has become the five major tourist attractions in the world. In the sky, a multi-color design is adopted, half of which is blue and the other half is quiet dark black. In the street, aliens and humans marched together. The most surprising thing is that the ground is actually made of water. Once there is rubbish on the ground, it will be sucked into the ground and the jasmine fragrance will be discharged.

My hometown has changed a lot. Where's my home? Thinking of this, I really want to fly home at once. I got on the "God Bus" and looked forward to going home.

"Hello, where is my home?" Looking at the place where there is only one gold bar standing, my mind is full of questions. I touched the gold bar and heard it say, "Searching for data." I looked at it and my eyes were sore. Half a minute later, I heard the golden cane shout, "Welcome home." Then, an exquisite and elegant villa appeared in front of me. "Am I dreaming?" I asked. A woman in her forties came out of the villa, and I thought her figure was familiar. "Baby, welcome home!" The woman said. "And you are?" I asked, "You have forgotten your sister!" The woman pouted unhappily. "Sister." I said excitedly. "Go inside!" Sister said.

"Sister! The home is really beautiful. " Looking at a dreamlike home is really beautiful. "Oh, of course," my sister said proudly. "It's just ..." Thinking of what happened just now, I only have a question mark. "Oh, no wonder you. In fact, this is called a security suite. Our home is actually hidden by a transparent protective layer, and gold bars are used by the owner to distinguish between friends and enemies. I input the data of your childhood, so you can see your home through the transparent layer. " Sister said. "I see. What about your sister, brother-in-law and your children, and your parents?" I found it strange that I didn't see them when I came in. "If you have activities in the city, you can go to the amusement park in the sky. They all went. Unknown mirror said you would come, so I'm the only one waiting for you! " Sister said. "oh. ! "I suddenly realized.

In the evening, I spend the night in my favorite room. !

Return to my hometown after 20 years.

In 2007, I left my alma mater Zhanjiang Chenguang Primary School and my hometown Zhanjiang for twenty years. Today, I think of my relatives who are far away from home. "Go home often, go home often" has been spinning in my mind. So I boarded the spaceship and returned to my hometown after a long separation.

On the spaceship, I always thought that Chikan Street in Zhanjiang had been paved with a thin layer of asphalt, and the loess was exposed layer by layer. A car passed by quickly, and it was dusty. Maybe some sand flew into my eyes. What I am most familiar with is the North Bridge River in front of our primary school, and the North Bridge Market is by the river. Every day, vegetable vendors are reluctant to buy and sell in the market. They always set up stalls on the deck of the North Bridge. Rotten leaves, plastic bags and piles of garbage are everywhere on the bridge deck and by the river. The water in the river was dark, and a gust of wind blew it, which made people feel sick. ...

"Hey, Zhanjiang is coming." The automatic reminder on the ship rang, which brought me back to reality from distant memory. When I came out of the spaceship dock, the low buildings were gone, and there were tall buildings everywhere. Streets are made of special materials, clean and bright. Needless to say, they are grains of sand, and even if you sit down, your clothes won't get dusty. Back near Chen Guang Primary School, I hurried to inquire about my mother's residence in the street. Finally, I found my mother in Liming Street (formerly Yongjun Road). As soon as we met, tears welled up in our eyes, and no one could speak.

Mom said she would take me to visit the North Bridge River. I thought: What is there to visit in that smelly and dirty river? But I didn't refuse as my mother liked. I couldn't believe my eyes when I walked across the bridge of North Bridge. There are many people swimming and playing in the North Bridge River! There are several layers of flowers and plants planted on both sides of the river, and the trees on the shore are shaded, and there is no garbage and no smell. It turned out that the government transformed the Beiqiao River, drained the original sewage and smelly water, washed the bottom of the river and replaced it with clean water. The sewage discharged from people's daily life has been led to the sewage treatment plant, and the water treated by the sewage treatment plant is discharged into the river. Clear water is not only suitable for swimming, but also meets the standard of direct drinking.

Changes in my hometown are also changes in our country, which are brought about by scientific and technological progress.

Interviewee: I can't escape the bad-level 1 2010-9-2918: 31.

Returning home after 20 years of reporting.

One weekend night, my classmates and I were sitting in the living room drinking and watching with relish. My thoughts, like running water, flow far away. ...

Today is Teacher's Day in 2026. We finally got in touch with all the students in Class Five (B). On this day, we visited our head teacher, Miss Wan.

We soon got the earth pass. I immediately flew to Guangzhou by spaceship. The equipment on the spaceship is very advanced. As long as you press any button, it can do whatever it wants. On the spaceship, there is a multifunctional machine. There are several multicolor buttons in this robot's belly. Press the red button and rich food will appear in front of you. Press the blue button and you will enter a game world to ease the loneliness of the journey. Press the black button, there will be information from all over the world, which is really an eye-opener!

We arrived at our destination soon. I was very excited when I saw my whole class. Star Building/Room 2, Floor 0/23rd, KLOC. As soon as we rang the doorbell, Mr. Wan walked slowly to the door and immediately saw who was outside. When the teacher saw it was me, he quickly opened the door and welcomed us in. After coming in, we talked about it one after another. We haven't seen her for 20 years. Her face is still so beautiful and dignified, and the slender hair beside her ears flutters in the wind. Under the thick slender eyebrows, there are a pair of big eyes with long eyelashes, deep red lips, soft curves, faint smiles and slightly upturned corners of the mouth, which makes people feel that she is very young. After careful inquiry, I learned that Chen Ming, a classmate in our class, invented a medicine called "elixir of life", which can turn a 96-year-old person into a 20-year-old person. It's amazing! Then we had a party at Mr. Wan's house. We are singing and dancing, and everyone can't restrain his excitement. Then we sat together and talked about the changes in Guangzhou after 20 years. Pingping said, "In these 20 years, our mother river has become crystal clear, and people can swim in the water every day." Yi Yi said, "Yes! Now the harm of air to human beings is zero, because all means of transportation have been changed to solar energy. " I said, "Yes! The environment in Guangzhou is in sharp contrast with the previous environment. We need a beautiful home where human beings can live and work. No, it depends on our efforts. " Everyone, I am immersed in joy.

Stars are like countless shining diamonds embedded in the black velvet sky. They are silver. My heart is still as restless as the waves of the sea: ah, the changes in my hometown are really great! In the near future, I believe that the industrious and intelligent people of Guangzhou will definitely make their hometown more beautiful and harmonious!

Respondents: 592 1 18635- yiji2010-9-2918: 41.

Returning home after 20 years of reporting.

One day in 2026, "robot nanny" woke me up early. I thought: the time I set must not have arrived yet. How could I be woken up? At first sight, I was ecstatic. It turned out that Gao Rui, an old friend I haven't seen for a long time, asked me to visit his' eco-industrial park' with other friends. I immediately boarded a UFO-shaped spaceship and flew to Gao Rui's' Eco-industrial Park'.

After I made a reservation with my spaceship, a few minutes later, my spaceship also arrived at the parking lot of Yichang Three Gorges International Cloud over my hometown. It turns out that Gao Rui has made such a great contribution to the prosperity of Yichang, which is really the pride of Yichang. Looking from the clouds, eight characters of "Smart Eco-industrial Park" appear in front of us. Look! Gao Rui was waiting for us at the door, and even Zhu Berlin, who was not punctual, arrived. In less than a few seconds, Zhang Han's spaceship arrived. We walked out of the parking lot together and asked Gao Rui, "Didn't you say all the students were coming?" "Oh, they have all been visited by my clones, but standing in front of you is a great entrepreneur! You three, let me take you to visit my industrial park in person! " "good!"

We talked and laughed all the way. Zhu Berlin said: "Now I am not only the main player on the court, but also a famous basketball superstar. No team dares to hear my name. Although my salary is high, it is far less than yours! Because I am almost 30 years old, my physical strength will weaken with my age. In the future ... "Zhang Han said with an eager smile:" I am a black belt coach in Taekwondo now, and I was the champion of the last Star Olympic Games. Moreover, my disciple won the ranking in the Galaxy Olympic Games, which can be said to be' peaches and plums are all over the world'. Suddenly, they asked me, "What about you?" "I'm just an abstract painter. Over the years, I have been selecting materials all over the world, and there are not many paintings, but they are all fine works. "When I finish, I will visit the modern fruit shed. Gao Rui said: "This fruit shed covers an area of several thousand mu. Fruit trees are planted in modern fruit sheds. The fruit inside is big and sweet. There are dozens of grapes at the top, and one is enough. Why? Because the conditions are good! The anti-theft toughened heat-insulating glass is used here, which can promote the growth of fruit trees. The temperature and humidity can be automatically adjusted in the shed, and it is still warm in winter and cool in summer. "

In a short time, we arrived at the environmental protection chemical plant. The three of us asked Gao Rui inexplicably: "The chemical plant is obviously polluting the environment. How can it be environmentally friendly? " "Oh, you really stay in 20 years ago, why don't you want to developed science and technology, everything is for progress! Our chemical plant produces all kinds of plastic products. Now, we have a machine that can purify all waste residue, water and air. After the slag is purified, it can be fertilized. You can drink the water after it is purified. After being purified, the air is purer than pure oxygen. I don't understand it when I talk about it, and it is a high-level secret that cannot be leaked. "

Twilight arrival, we came to a' small town' like a palace. The house is all made of glass. You can see the inside from the outside, but you can't see it from the outside. Morning is like the ice sculpture city in Harbin. When the lights are turned on at night, countless reflection lights are like new york, the city that never sleeps, and even comparable to new york. Gao Rui said, "This is new york in Yichang, and people call it the' Oriental City that Never Sleeps'! Today is my treat. You can enjoy the night market in the city that never sleeps. After dinner, we strolled in new york, and Zhu Bolin suddenly remembered that there would be a game tomorrow, and Zhang Han would also instruct the students tomorrow. After seeing the industrial park, I was inspired by painting. We have a great responsibility and have to go. Gao Rui quickly said, "Let's have a rest for one night!" "I have an autograph session tomorrow." "Next time!" "Well, it doesn't matter!" Gao Rui watched us get on the spaceship and said, "Come often when you are free. Goodbye! " We also waved.

Goodbye, wise eco-industrial park, goodbye, my beautiful hometown!