Jokes about Death

Ichigo's father hangs his wife's photo at home and shouts to her every day: "Zhenguan, I love you!"

One day, a middle-aged man came to the house They shouted with him outside the window, "Masako, I love you!"

It turned out that this man was Ryunosuke's father, and the two lonely men met like this...

Yoruichi asked Ichigo to see her true face, and Ichigo blushed. Yoruichi asked: "Don't you have two sisters?"

Why are you so surprised by girls' bodies?"

Ichigo was embarrassed for a long time and said: "My two sisters are both at the airport..."

Hisugaya asked Aizen: "What do you think of Rangiku?"

Aizen: "It's really unsuitable for such a beautiful woman to team up with a little guy like you!"

"How about we change the vice-captains?"

"Okay Ah!"

The two of them discussed it privately and planned to apply to old man Yamamoto the next day. Unexpectedly, Aizen was killed the next day and the matter went undisturbed.

Ichigo heard Hinamori shouting : "Xiaobai, Xiaobai!" Then asked: "Is this Byakuya's nickname?"

"No, I am calling Hitsugaya!"

"What's Byakuya's nickname?"

"You can call him Baicai or Dabai..."

Before they finished speaking, Byakuya appeared from behind the two of them. : "Don't call me that!!

Otherwise I will call you little strawberry and little peach every day! ! "

Ichigo and Rukia like to watch eight o'clock TV series together.

Whenever they see a romantic and touching scene, Ichigo asks Byakuya to release his Senbonzakura to create an atmosphere. ．

One day, Ichigo was watching TV and suddenly shouted: "Sakura, serve cabbage!" "

Lucia quickly corrected: "Wrong, it's 'cabbage, with cherry blossoms!' '"

Soul Society held a harvest competition, and Ayase River came first every time.

When he talked about his successful experience, he revealed his secret Weapon - his Zanpakuto:

"Others can only cut one bunch of wheat ears at a time with an ordinary sickle, but I can cut four bunches at a time. ． ． "

Ichigo was soaking in the hot spring, and Yoruichi suddenly came over:

"The water temperature is just right, let me take a bath too!" So he started to put on his clothes,

Look Ichigo was shocked and turned into a cat: "Isn't this okay?"

Ichigo: "How can this be okay? You have already seen me through, how can I get a wife in the future?"

Ichigo asked Hanataro: "What is your name?" ”

”Hanataro Yamada. "

Ichigo was annoyed: "This name is really hard to remember, I might as well call him Yamada Taro or Yamada Hanako!

Hanataro: "These are the names of my parents. Does Mr. Ichigo know them?" ”

Ichigo:”. ． ． I finally know why you called Hanataro

Hinamori: "Why can Gin see with his eyes closed?"

Aizen: "Actually, he has his eyes open. It's just because his eyes are too small that you can't see them."

Rukia's eyes: round, black and bright, like watery grapes;

Ichigo's Eyes: brown and very small, like grape stones;

Ichimaru Gin’s eyes: invisible to the naked eye, like staphylococci.

Yorichi transforms in front of Ichigo and sees Ichigo looked frightened and said proudly:

"Every time I transform, I enjoy seeing everyone's surprised expressions!"

Ichigo said: "I'm not surprised. But disappointed.

I always thought you were a reserve food given to us by Mr. Urahara because he was afraid that we would be hungry on the road.

I am so disappointed that we can’t eat cat meat now!”

Renji asked Byakuya: "You wear that scarf every day, isn't it hot?"

Byakuya: "This scarf is very useful. It can keep you warm when it's cold, and it can keep you warm when it's hot." It can be used to wipe sweat,

Use it as a towel when washing your face, a napkin when eating, a bath towel after taking a shower, and protect broken hair when getting a haircut,