Are there any jokes or games about clothes?

1 Cousin walked up to her sister and said that she had dragged her coat and her sister took it off.

I dragged my coat and my sister took it off.

I dragged my pants and my sister took them off.

Cousin said not to wear my clothes when doing dirty work in the future, hahahaha.

A man climbed the wall out of the school gate and was caught by the headmaster. The headmaster asked him why he didn't enter the school.

He said, Bang Wei, don't take the usual road!

The headmaster asked him how he climbed over such a high wall.

He pointed to his trousers and said, Li Ning, anything is possible.

The headmaster asked him what it was like to climb over the wall.

He pointed to his shoes and said, Xtep, it feels like flying!

The next day he entered the school from the main entrance, and the principal asked him why he didn't climb over the wall.

He said: Anta, I choose, I like it!

On the third day, he wore a gangster costume, and the principal said that he could not wear a gangster costume.

He said, whatever you wear, Sema clothes.

On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school. The headmaster said: You can't wear a vest to school.

He said: The simpler a man is, the better. He loves to wear shoes.

The headmaster said: I want to remember you.

He said: Why?

The headmaster said: M-Zone, my site is my decision!