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There are questions about Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu.

If Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu are more resourceful than others, believe it or not, even if Zhou Yu is given 10, 100 or 1000 chances, he can't win Zhuge Liang, just like Mao Zedong who defeated Chiang Kai-shek, and Zhou Enlai, president of Huangfu Military Academy, who are all military strategists who graduated from that school. Although a teacher is not necessarily superior to his disciples, his principal is not in vain. It can be seen from his five encirclement and suppression campaigns against the * * * production party that his strategy is outstanding, but he was still broken out by Mao Zedong with four crossings of Chishui. Later, so many Kuomintang troops were rushed to Taiwan Province Province by the * * * production party, starting with thirteen people. Can you say that Chiang Kai-shek is a waste? If it weren't for the leadership of Mao Zedong, this * * * production party would have been finished. Ridiculous urban offensive and defensive warfare, without Mao Zedong's rural areas surrounding cities, how can the * * * production party fight against previous encirclement and suppression? So how many times did Mao Zedong and Chiang Kai-shek fight? On the whole, Mao Zedong won, and Chiang Kai-shek's victory can only be small! So Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu are more resourceful. Zhou Yu will definitely lose in the end, and may win a few games, but it will not change the situation. Just like Yuan Shao and Cao Cao, both sides won and lost, and finally Cao Cao won.

Speaking of troops, Zhou Yu is terrible. Anyway, he is also the commander-in-chief, and managing the army is definitely better than Zhuge Liang. Otherwise, Zhuge Liang would not have died before he was born because of the hard transition. He just couldn't manage the army well, and no one shared everything for him, which led to exceeding the authority of the prime minister. How can he not be exhausted? He is not a fairy. Some people will say that he appreciates Liu Bei's friendship. Actually, it is not, because as a prime minister and strategist, he is only responsible for making suggestions on how to make the army fight. The specific management of the army is the business of those generals. At first, Zhuge Liang controlled the army, and later, he controlled the army, so that his generals did not lose new blood. Finally, it led to the joke that there was no general in Shu and Liao Huachong was the pioneer. When it comes to ingenuity, Zhuge Liang is superior to Zhou Yu, and it is often this sense of superiority that always determines a person's success or failure. Zhuge Liang can predict Zhou Yu's thoughts, thus cleverly taking Jingzhou and four counties. Zhou Yu can only sigh at the ocean. Is it because Zhou Yu is smarter than Ge Liang and looks down on him, giving him Jingzhou and the four counties? In fact, his death was blamed on Cao Cao. The trick left by Cao Cao to Coss was the direct cause of Zhou Yu's real death, and Zhuge Liang only added fuel to the flames. In fact, Zhuge Liang is more insidious, knowing that it is very harmful to let Zhou Yu, a promising young commander, survive. When he attacked Wei, he couldn't guarantee not to stab him in the back, just like Zhou Yu wanted to get rid of him, so he beat Reservoir Dogs and killed Zhou Yu. In this way, Wu Dong will survive. In fact, he didn't know there was Lu Xun at that time, otherwise Jingzhou might be gone!

In short, Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang, no matter how we discuss it, the fact is that Zhou Yu is dead, no matter how powerful he is, the dead can't kill people! Zhuge Liang showed his ambition and became the embodiment of wisdom, and Zhou was only the foil of Zhuge Liang's unparalleled wisdom. This is the unfair relationship between successful people and unsuccessful people! Because Chiang Kai-shek has always been regarded as a relatively useless person in the eyes of most of us, and he just wanted to set off Mao Zedong. That's all! ! ! !

In the Three Kingdoms, Chen Shou's evaluation of Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu is that "they died before they could conquer", but Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu are hard to rank.

As we all know, Zhuge Liang is more resourceful than Zhou Yu. Zhuge Liang had: Bo Wang Po and Kong Mingchu, who used their troops to set fire to a new field, outsmarted Hanzhong and went out to pray. On the other hand, Zhou Yu helped Sun Ce capture Qu and surrender to Taishi Ci. It seems that Zhuge Liang is better than Zhou Yu.

On the political front

Sun Quan commented on Zhou Yuwei: It is not Zhou Gongjin who is lonely, not the emperor. Wu Dong (and several advisers to help him) have been cleaned up. Where is Zhuge Liang? When appointing talents, even Yang Yi didn't know he was a villain. Talents like Wei Yan don't know how to use them. Based on his first impression, he not only harmed himself, Shu and the people.

In other respects,

Zhou Yu's swordsmanship is better than Zhuge Liang's, because both in history and in romance, Zhou Yu is a handsome man with both civil and military skills, and Zhuge Liang is an out-and-out Confucian in people's minds. It is rare to see Zhuge Liang using weapons, but at most it is his model. They both know how to play the piano. The reflection records that "there is something wrong with Zhou Lang's music", and Zhuge Liang's music was played before his youth (it is estimated that literati who usually return to sing usually) and when he used an empty plan. In Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang finally made Zhou Yu angry. According to the romance, Zhou Yu was angry because of his small temper. However, in the six battles of praying for mountains, Zhuge Liang turned a deaf ear to his political opponents, and even Liu Chan, the late ruler of Shu, pleaded for Li Yan, but Zhuge Liang still turned a deaf ear to Li Yan. Doesn't this mean that Zhuge Liang can't catch people?

Then ask: Do you think Zhuge Liang is better or Zhou Yu is better?

I looked at the Romance of the Three Kingdoms at random before going to bed, and I couldn't help thinking of Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu. "Born in, how can you know?" -Zhou Yu's sigh left the world with a story that can be summarized. Is Zhou Yu really inferior to Zhuge Liang? I don't think so:

1, Zhou Yu's decisiveness and perseverance are better than Zhuge Liang.

Decided to resist Cao Cao's burning of Chibi, constantly used ingenuity and decisively adopted feasible plans to make the campaign a success. And Zhuge Liang? I know that the scheme is feasible, but I don't make it clear directly. Perhaps it is a different expression. In short, I am a bit indecisive. Taking Jingzhou, according to his plan, may soon achieve the goal and won't make enemies with Soochow, but he didn't make strong suggestions and made a strong statement, which led to many unnecessary disputes later and buried hidden dangers for reunifying the country in the future.

2. Zhuge Liang is not necessarily broader than Zhou Yu.

People say that Zhou Yu was narrow-minded and died of the anger of Ge Liang. But Zhuge Liang used this strategy to get rid of Zhou Yu. Didn't he get hurt when he fought in Chibi?

Occasionally, there may be omissions. I hope to meet them in my dream and enlighten them. Maybe when I wake up, the three kingdoms have become one country!

The landlord should not be influenced by the romance of the Three Kingdoms ... Zhou Yu is a military commander and Zhuge Liang is a civilian ... a famous star and a famous appearance. If we really want to compare, we might as well compare Zhou Yu's Two Worlds with Zhuge Liang's Three Worlds. ...

Zhuge Liang's politics is better than Zhou Yu's, and Zhou Yu's military commander-in-chief ability is better than Zhu Geliang's!

Can be said to be neck and neck! However, it seems that many people think that Zhou Yu's dichotomy is a strategic mistake and difficult to achieve! Zhuge Liang's strategy is obviously higher than Zhou Yu's!

But, I want to say, this is wrong!

This post, I just want a comprehensive analysis+convincing basis to prove one thing!

That is, on strategy, Zhou Yu is far better than Zhuge Liang!

Zhou Yu's North-South Opposition

"Divide the world into two", which is opposite to the north and south of Cao Cao! This is Zhou Yu's strategic thinking on Wu Dong!

Whether it is Longzhong or North-South opposition! These two strategic thoughts are traced back to Jingzhou for the first time!

However, long before Cao Cao went south, when Liu Biao was still alive! Dongwu has been eyeing Jingzhou before!

Zhou Yu captured Deng Long alive, captured Jiangxia, and finally defeated Huang Zu and so on! It can be seen that Liu Biao is no match for Sun Quan, and it is only a matter of time before Jingzhou belongs to Wu Dong! But the problem of Cao Cao going south appeared, which led to a mutation!

Then, the first question is to resist Cao! It was Lu Su who went to Liu Bei first, and then Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang to "return the gift" to Jiangdong! Finally, Sun Liu Alliance! Including the victory of Chibi water war, the contribution of Huang Gai, Zhou Yu's planning, the fire attack in Wulin and the pursuit of Sun Liu Alliance!

Also, take Nanjun! All this indicates that strategy and history are developing in the direction of Dongwu!

However, there has been a change! It's Liu Bei's problem, and Liu Bei is also "eager" for Jingzhou! And Zhou Yu's vision of "human heart" is indeed more accurate than Sun Quan and Cao Cao! The existence of Liu Bei is an "obstacle" in Zhou Yu's strategic thought! Zhou Yu couldn't attack Nanjun, so Liu Bei took the opportunity to occupy the four counties in Jingnan. However, the development of these four counties is very poor and their strategic value is very low!

Therefore, Zhou Yu also advised Sun Quan to put Liu Bei under house arrest, even if he did not die out, he should control Liu Beijun in name and strength!

However, Sun Quan gave up the plan! Finally, after Chibi, Liu Bei made a fortune and ate all the sweets!

And Zhou Yu has Nanjun and Yiling in his hand, which has been completely called the gateway of Shu for Dongwu!

Zhou went directly by water, went upstream, and went straight into Baidicheng without going through the dangerous surprisingly terrain!

General Dongwu, soldier Dongwu, commander Dongwu! Undoubtedly it is quite strong!

Look at Liu Zhang, an incompetent monarch. He seems stupid! Rebellious subordinates!

In a word, Wu Dong has advantages in many aspects, such as unexpected strength and talents.

Because Zhou Yu died at this critical moment, I can only make various assumptions to explain!

There is no doubt that Liu Bei is the key for Wu Dong to enter Shu!

No matter how to assume, Liu Bei has only two choices!

1, stab Zhou Yu in the back!

Then Liu Bei is looking for death! Zhou completely fought back, and Sun Quan was not a vegetarian! What is it that Liu Bei didn't die under the attack of the left and right? Big deal, mutually assured destruction, let Cao Cao rule the country, I think, Liu Bei from their own interests, he will not be so stupid! Even if we succeed, we won't get into Shu. Won't Sun Quan stab him too? If the alliance between Sun and Liu breaks down, it will not benefit anyone!

One more thing, Zhou Yu is quite accurate in seeing Liu Bei and won't give Liu Bei a chance to stab him! He must have his own plans, however, he died at that critical moment, and it is unrealistic for me to assume any more!

2, in the name of the Coalition, continue to pick up cheap!

This should be the most practical! So, there is no harm in Wu Dong!

In a word, Zhou Yu always has to deal with Liu Bei! That is, he died early, and Liu Bei was cheap!

Let's stop here for the time being and say "three points in the world" first!

Zhuge Liang's Longzhong Pair

Everyone knows the strategy Zhuge Liang gave him when he met Liu Beishi!

For Liu Bei at that time, Zhuge Liang was an empty talk! It's the same as not telling!

Question 1! Take Jingzhou (Zhuge Liang can predict)

How many years has Liu Biao occupied Jingzhou? And a sponsor, Liu Bei, rebelled in his chassis? Not to mention, there is another Dongwu who is bound to win Jingzhou! If Liu Bei is fooling around in Jingzhou, Sun Quan is proud, but Sun Quan has been staring at Jingzhou!

Conclusion: this is obviously a problem. Zhuge Liang is just empty talk and has no plan at all! Moreover, Zhuge Liang did not count Jingzhou in Soochow! This is also an obvious mistake! The second question! The title Cao Cao (Zhuge Liang probably can, because Cao Cao must have gone south) Zhuge Liang said in "Longzhong Dui" that Cao Cao unified the north and was powerful, so he could not fight for the time being!

This is so interesting! You are clever, but Cao Cao won't let you go. The problem in front of us is very dangerous, facing Cao Cao going south at any time! So what will Liu Bei do? Did Zhuge Liang say that? No, it's still empty talk Skip it!

You see, when Cao Cao went south, Liu Bei was miserable. Where was Zhuge Liang? Didn't you say you were going to the Northern Expedition?

If Lu Su hadn't come to Liu Bei first to talk about an alliance! How can Zhuge Liang explore the North?

The third question! Zhou Yu's death! (Zhuge Liang can't predict) This is really a bargain for Liu Bei!

The fourth question! Even coaxed, biased towards Yizhou! Sun Quan didn't stop it! (Zhuge Liang cannot predict) Liu Bei is cheap again!

Sun Quan fought Yizhou with Liu Bei for the alliance between Sun and Liu!

Liu Bei, who pretends to be benevolent, means that Liu Zhang and himself are Han clan relatives, which is also surprisingly difficult to terrain!

What should Liu Bei do to stop Sun Quan from marching into Xichuan? As a result, I went to eat this and became fat!

Liu Zhang treated Liu Bei as a good man, led troops to take money, and raised Liu Bei for a whole year! Liu Bei, on the other hand, suddenly turned against others and unexpectedly joined a group of traitors! A group of insiders! And Sun Quan did not send troops to stop it, for the sake of the Sun-Liu alliance, and it was also cheaper for Liu Bei!

Really, it's the first time I know there are such shameless people fighting! The fifth question! Hanzhong

The sixth question! Summary of the Northern Expedition: As you can see, Zhuge Liang saw Liu Bei who had no place under the fence!

The first question, the second question! Obviously, it was a big problem at hand, and he skipped it with a few empty words!

The third question, the fourth question! Obviously, it is unpredictable that Zhuge Liang did not solve the first problem and the second problem! Zhuge Liang talked directly with Liu Bei about the Northern Expedition! That's really funny! This cow is too big to blow.

And god is too biased towards Zhuge Liang! All kinds of coincidences and accidents really gave Liu Bei a leap and benefits! Also, there are many accidents and coincidences in crossing the classics and benefiting! Including Zhou Yu's death! And the first merit here is not Zhuge Liang's! Finally, finally, I say a very simple sentence! Zhuge Liang told a "joke" when he first met Liu Bei! And all kinds of coincidences and accidents, as well as the "efforts" of Fa Zheng and others catered to Zhuge Liang's "jokes"! And Zhuge Liang? Finally, he told the joke, but he didn't finish it! Because it's a joke!

Later, this "joke" made Zhuge Liang's strategy highly appraised. What a fool!

Zhuge Liang wins Zhou Yu politically!

Zhou Yu's military command ability is better than Zhuge Liang!

Zhou Yu's strategy is better than Zhuge Liang!