Requesting a funny drama script with about 15 characters and teachers participating

Freshman: "(walking out from the edge of the stage, as if strolling) I am a ## freshman, 16 years old, unmarried. I am very talented and impressive, and I know astronomy well and geography well. Know everything, know everything, and be omnipotent! Today I heard that the student union of my school is recruiting new students to be cadres. I had no interest in becoming an official, but I heard that being a student union cadre is quite prestigious, so let’s go check it out! " (Shaking to the student union) Freshman: "Wow! As soon as you enter the door, you will see the learning department. Our school is really focused on learning!" Academic cadre: (The freshmen met the director of the learning department as soon as they entered the door. She was holding a collection of poems. There is an emotional recitation there) "There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, and it is suspected to be frost on the ground. Look up at the bright moon, lower your head and miss your hometown!" (Sweat!!!!) Freshman: (Applause and walk towards him, of course in a flattering tone Said) "This must be the director of the study department! Hello, young student!!" (Both hands bowed) Academic cadre: "Oh, yes, I am the director of the study department who claims to have gathered the top study backbones in the school! ( Complacently) I wonder what your job is?” Freshman: “I came to the Student Union to apply for a job as a cadre. I was in your study department when I first came in, and I was attracted by your voice, so I applied to your department first. ! Don’t you know what the conditions are for being a cadre?” Cadre Xue: “I dare you! You really have a good ambition. I can’t talk about the conditions. I just need some basic things.” Next) Freshman: "What is it?" (Looking at her hand with a curious expression) Student leader: "(Facing the audience) For example, my academic performance must be among the top ten in the school. In fact, I am number one in the whole grade, so I will relax the requirements for you, this is the most important thing; (blows on his fingernails) Then you need to be able to play an instrument, such as piano or flute. I can play three instruments! (Turns to the new student, seeing that he is still there, Turning to the audience again) So I have relaxed my requirements for you; of course, you also have the same artistic appreciation ability as me. (The freshman immediately vomited when he heard this and ran off the stage) There is no need to be as poetic as me, but you must have the same artistic appreciation as me. The last thing is... Huh? Where is the person?" (Before he finished speaking, the new student had disappeared.) Student leader: "Why are the students now so impatient, forget it," (reciting tone) Even if I’m the only one in the department, I can hold up the whole sky! I’m so poetic! HOHOHO! The moonlight is shining brightly in front of the bed..." (Reading and walking off the stage) " Running up to face the audience) Wow! I didn’t expect that there is such a narcissist in the study department. It would be a disaster if I were selected! Huh? I didn’t know there was a girl’s department in the student union? Are you close to me?" (showing a rather * expression) Female cadre: (seeing someone outside the door, she walked out and asked) "Is there anything I can do for you, this classmate? I'm from the female student union. Minister." Freshman: "(lower voice) Wow! The girls' department is really hiding something. Ah, eldest sister, I'm here to apply for a cadre of the student union." Female cadre: "Oh, welcome. Which department do you want to apply for? Woolen cloth? "Freshman: "Is this...hey! Just your girls department! "Female cadre: (facing the audience) "Huh? But our girls’ department has never accepted male cadres? Because many tasks in our department are carried out with female students as the core, all in order to provide girls with a better learning and living environment, you are a boy..." Freshman (crazy, suddenly thought): "Sister, this is wrong! In ancient times, there was Shang Yang's reform, and now there is the United States' attack on Iraq. There are exceptions in everything, and innovation is required in everything. I always have meticulous care for girls. A girl’s problems are my problems, and a girl’s worries (make a charming gesture) are my worries, big sister! For the happiness of hundreds of girls in our school, please let me join the girls' club..." (Kneel down on one knee, be decisive) Female cadre: "...Okay, okay, I accept YOU, Our ministry will make an exception and accept you as a male cadre.

Then come with me now to solve an urgent girl problem..." Freshman: "Oh? What's the problem? "Female cadre: "Well, although we girls usually love to talk and laugh, (a scene of two girls joking and joking appeared on the side of the stage), sometimes we have small conflicts. No, two girls in the second year of high school are quarreling over a trivial matter. Get up..." (When the quarrel starts, don't make any noise, but be fierce, it happened suddenly) Freshman: "Hey, isn't it just girls quarreling? I'll go and settle it right now..." (I was about to leave, but was pulled back) Female cadre: "Wait...you don't know something. The problems of our girls can be small if they are small, and they can be big if they are big. , if you don’t handle it well, they might..." Freshman (fearful): "What...will happen..." (looking at the two girls on the side of the stage together) Female cadre: "Catch them Your hair (new students cooperate with each other to hold their heads), hook your nostrils (cover your nose), tear your clothes..." (At this time, the two people on the stage, they did whatever the female cadre said. , making jokes) Freshman: "(covering chest with hands) Wow! indecent! ! "Female cadre: "You're scared." Freshman: "Ah...no, no...my clothes are from Metersbonwe. Is this a problem? It's not suitable for a boy like me. I'd rather leave it to You girls, figure it out on yourselves! I'm leaving first..." Female cadre: "Hey! Don't go! We girls need you..." (Chasing the freshmen off the stage, coming back when he was about to reach the edge of the stage, and said to the audience: "Hey, I'd better solve the girl problem by myself!" After saying that, he walked over and talked to the girl After the two girls said a few words, the three of them walked off the stage together) Let's just work together!