Super invincible humorous joke

What is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher. This article specially collects and sorts out super invincible humorous jokes for everyone, I hope you like them!

Chapter 1: Super invincible humorous jokes 1. A vegetable vendor injured an old woman while delivering goods by car. The old woman appealed to the court and he paid a large sum of compensation.

A few weeks later, his van hit an old gentleman, who also got a lot of compensation in court, and the vegetable merchant almost went bankrupt.

On Sunday, the greengrocer sat idle at home, and his children ran in angrily.

? Dad! ? Cried the child. Oh, no. Mom was hit by a station wagon.

The vegetable merchant suddenly burst into tears. He said in a very excited tone: Thank God, my luck has finally changed! ?

2. One day, several good friends met in the street. They came to the restaurant together, ordered food, and suddenly didn't want to pay. One of them said that we all use our own surnames to say this dish. You can eat what you say right, and you can't eat what you can't say. You have to pay. Everyone else said yes.

The waiter brought the food up. Jiang said first that I was a fisherman, and then I brought the fish. The surname Huang said that I was a weasel stealing chicken, and then I brought the chicken. Qin said I was Qin Shihuang who annexed six countries, and then I took all the rest.

As a result, there was only one surnamed Sun. When he saw that he didn't have to eat and had to pay, he said I was messing with the Monkey King, and then he lifted the table.

The girl and the young man met in the park through the arrangement of the marriage agency. The two chatted for a while, and the girl got up to leave.

The young man is very interested in this girl. Seeing that she was leaving, he was very anxious and quickly asked why.

Girl:? Although you look fine, your stomach is empty. ?

Boy:? Who says my stomach is empty? Before I came to the park, I ate a western meal and drank three glasses of wine. ?

4. A drunken reporter went to the newspaper and asked him angrily why he didn't publish his own news and kept pestering him.

An editor who is good at dealing with difficult problems patiently asked him to open the newspaper of the day, and then asked: Do you see any space in the newspaper where you can publish your news?

? No? The reporter replied.

? So it was not published. ?

Chapter 2: Super invincible humor joke 1, Liu Bei: Meet Mr. Wolong next time.

Zhuge Liang quickly got out of bed and was surprised: Who leaked my screen name?

2. A statistician is panicking about flying. He calculated the probability that the bomb would appear on the plane, and as this probability is quite small, he dispelled his doubts. Then, he calculated the probability of two bombs appearing on a plane at the same time, and found that this probability is absolutely infinitesimal. So, after that, when he travels by plane, he always secretly carries a bomb in his suitcase.

A truck driver walked into a restaurant, asked for food and sat down. Just then, three boys in leather jackets came outside the door. They jumped off the speeding motorcycle and entered the restaurant. One took the truck driver's hamburger, one picked up his coffee, and the other ate his apple pie. Without saying a word, the truck driver paid the money and left.

Three young men went to the cashier and said. He doesn't look like a nice guy? The cashier said, He doesn't look like a good driver either. Look, he crushed three motorcycles. ?

At noon, my wife said to me: Our son is not at home. Let's eat braised beef. ?

I said:? All right. ?

After a while, my wife came out of the kitchen with two bowls of noodles: the instant noodles were ready and tasted like braised beef. ?

Chapter 3: Super invincible humor joke 1, God said:

Without you,

The whole world will be dark,

It's bleak,

The earth stopped running.

Life is ruined.

Civilization ends here.

You ask God: Impossible. I'm that important?

God: You said that if my rice bucket was gone, I would starve to death. How can we create human civilization?

After graduation ceremony, a Tsinghua student got into a taxi and said excitedly? Hello, I am a graduate of Tsinghua in 2002! ? The driver said? What a coincidence. I'm in the class of 66? , so a refers to the old man selling sweet potatoes, said? He was not liberated when he graduated ~?

3. On a business trip to Xi 'an, a Dalian native boasted a lot about how good Dalian was, and then said that Dalian held a grand celebration for its centenary, and then asked the next person:? Are there any celebrations for the centenary of Xi 'an? Several Xi's buddies next to them froze. After a while, they forced out a sentence: I remember I had one when Xi Jian 'an was built 600 years ago? Playing the prince in the bonfire? bar

One day, the United Nations was holding a general meeting, and all the delegates wanted to speak.

The chairman of the meeting is an Englishman. When everyone was fighting for the right to speak, the Japanese raised their hands.

The chairman said: it can be said! Japan took the opportunity to say a lot.

But the chairman said, can you speak English?

The Japanese said: I'm just speaking English! ! The Japanese are talking again.

At this moment, the chairman added: Can you stand up and speak?

The Japanese said: I stood up. ..........

Zazie Hoko

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