Humorous jokes that tease and show love.

Humorous jokes that tease and show love.

Many couples will make friends or talk about showing their love on special days or memorable days, but some single friends will ridicule themselves for being fed dog food again. Let's share some humorous jokes about showing love.

Humorous jokes 1 1 that tease the show of love. I finally know why I am single, because feelings have no circle of friends.

2. So, your bouquet of roses is really rubbish.

An apple a day keeps the husband and wife away.

4. Hey, is it a demon? Someone here shows love, and the scene is out of control.

5. Are you short of light bulbs? The kind that only eats and doesn't talk.

6. Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. Find a dress for your brother, too

7. Good-looking people are single, such as me.

8. Do you have a dog at home? The obedient and single kind.

9. This temperament is much better than the last one.

10, lemon fruit under the lemon tree, and I am left under the lemon tree.

1 1. How does it feel to be dragged out for exhibition every day?

12, true love needs no show, Yuexiu Yue broke up.

13, the whole thing is really good. Which hospital and doctor do you recommend?

14, the other party didn't want to talk to you and kicked over the dog food bowl.

15, single dog is such a lovely animal, please don't abuse it.

16 Please don't sprinkle dog food, I'm almost full.

17, brother, you said that you loved me the most.

18, my girlfriend, does not worship money or idols, is not vain or lazy, and does not exist.

19, today is also a day to make lemon essence.

20. Xiuer, please sit down.

Humorous jokes that tease and show love II. First, teasing friends to show their love.

1, don't show your love in front of me, or your marriage will fail.

I have met countless people who show love and break up in a few months.

3. Xiu En 'ai died quickly, half-dead, kicking around.

4. May flowers be similar year after year, and people will be different year after year.

5. Dog food has been eaten all the time, and it tastes different every year.

6. Coke chicken wings made by girls for boys. The boy took a bite and said, it's delicious. The girl also tasted it and said, liar, I have no idea. The boy said softly, fool, everything you do is delicious to me. A few days later, boys and girls died of bird flu. This story tells us that Hugh Ai En died quickly!

7. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.

8. It's cool to show love for a while today and break up and cry tomorrow.

9. Show love and share quickly.

10 You show it in front of me today, and I'll show it to you tomorrow with your wife.

Second, the love story of lovers

1. If I want to travel around the world one day, can I walk around you?

You may fall from the sky or the forest, but the better way is to fall in love with me.

I want to accompany you to feel a sense of belonging from novelty.

I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.

5. Who said your cooking was terrible? I will go home for dinner every day!

6. I am willing to wait for you for 10 million years and smile like the warm sun in early spring.

7, colorful hyacinthus orientalis, shake my first love. Your bright eyes ignited my youthful enthusiasm.

8. When to build a love school, couples will be enrolled, homework will be halved, exams will be free, and you can get a diploma when you get married.

9. As time goes by, years are stolen, and youth is drifting away from us. With my infatuation, touching the label of love, tossing and turning in your tenderness is my endless love.

10, you say you are a wolf in sheep's clothing, then I am a lamb kept in captivity by wolves. Even though I know that I am just your lunch, you are still my April, and my love is still gray.

Humorous jokes that tease show love 3 1. Your relationship with me is like a doughnut.

2, the wind and rain do not change, love you still.

You are the movie I can't get tired of watching in my world.

Let me take your hand and walk with you.

I will walk with you as long as the road is, without complaining or frowning.

6. I have a heart that loves him.

7. People who yearn for the sky are lonely.

8. Love is hard, including Qian Qian's knot.

9. I will take you through the spring and autumn, through the rain and dew, through the vicissitudes of life, and I still love you as before.

10, the day you promised will never leave but will never come, because it is perfect.

1 1. The feeling of liking someone is probably listening to others discuss love. I only think of you.

12, you must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. I was very happy when I saw you.

13. Since I fell in love with you, I have escaped from gravity, because my center of gravity has become you.

14, I hope to become your minority hobby, and I am particularly proud when I hide my joy and show off.

15, I am nothing special, but I like you very much.

16, what you want all your life, love and freedom, you and tenderness.

17, the spring breeze loves a hundred miles, and a thousand peach blossoms are not as good as you.

18, sweet and sour, enjoy with you * * *; Three meals and four seasons, with you * * *

19, the world was dark and then you came with the stars and the moon.

20. The moon won't come to you, but I won't go far to Wan Li.

2 1, you are the bullet that I can't live in my life. If you watch too much, your heart will soften, and if you hug too much, you will fall.

22. You are the loveliest person in the world.

23. Getting to know Jun Chu is like going back to an old friend. When the horizon is bright and the moon is new, lovesickness is the most in the morning and evening.

24. Like stars burning in the sky, like flowers falling in spring, like heavy snow covering winter. You also light up my whole world.

25. I turned my head and saw you coming in the sun, so my smile overflowed from my heart.

26. The world is not gentle at all, but it's good to have you.

27.you smell like the rest of my life.

28. I like being content with the status quo and looking forward to tomorrow. When I have you, I am content with the status quo; Without you, tomorrow can be expected.

29. You always ask me why I always stick to you. That's because I like you.

30. When I am clamoring to leave you, that is when I can't leave you.

Humorous jokes that tease the show of love 4 1, you are happy, I accompany you crazy; You're sad. I'll lend you a shoulder.

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't want to, I hope to have an afterlife.

I have been waiting for you to come to me. Finally, you have become my prince charming. I'm glad to meet you at the best time.

This is a cool summer. You and I always sit here together. Although we can't see fingers dancing on the keyboard, we still follow the beautiful words and understand each other's breathing. I love you, happy journey begins.

You are my today and all my tomorrows.

6, two people together is a kind of fate, I am glad that the old man gave us the same red line, you know, I love everything about you.

7. I want to protect her and the mountains and rivers that raised her.

8. The light smoke in my eyes is also the only companion in this night.

Please put aside what you are doing first, and let's talk about a life-long event.

10 I think you are like a bear falling into a doughnut, and it is sweet when you can't climb out.

1 1, nothing, I just miss you suddenly. It was only for a moment that I thought of you. In this emotional year, I just said, I like you. I miss you very much now.

12. There is a breeze in summer and snow in winter. I have you. How lucky I was to meet you, but at that moment, I decided that you were my life.

13, I want to accompany you to feel a sense of belonging from freshness.

14, I ignored the time, because of your appearance, I ignored the distance, because of your appearance, I ignored the rainy day, because of your appearance, I ignored the language, because I miss you forever, dear, I miss you.

15, the road ahead is still far, you may cry, but you must go on and never stop.

16, the best thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

17, there is no second person more important than you in my world.

18, there are not many people like me who don't sell masks, pyramid schemes, food and love in space.

19, be careful to hold your hand, I have spent my life with you in my heart.

20. I want to ask you what time it is, that's all. I just want to remind you whether it's time to consider liking me.

2 1, dear you! All my sincerity can be found by you, but why do you always keep aloof from me! I am in pain! When will my avenue of pain become the greatest happiness in my life!

22. I love you more and more, and I really want to tell you that the only thing I care about in the whole world is you, and you are the one I want to walk with for the rest of my life!

23, in fact, the best day, nothing more than you are making trouble, he is laughing, so warm for a lifetime.

24. It is sad to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

25. The sun still shines on the clouds, and our love will last forever.

26. The so-called happiness means living with the right person in a mutually comfortable way.

27. I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests one day.

28. You are the only one for me, a little beauty that no one can replace. When I think of your appearance, my face will glow with a warm smile.

29. The rest of my life is too long. I want to hold your hand and walk around. Life is too long. I want to hold your arm and watch the sunset.

30. If I were your smile, I would like to hang it on your face every day to let all people know that you live in happiness. If I am your sorrow, I hope you can throw it away quickly. I love you better and better!

3 1, your flowery smile doomed me to love without regrets all my life.

I miss your smile, your kindness and the warm feeling when you hug me. Time flies, I am willing to walk through this life with you. I mean, will you stay with me forever?

Happiness is every sunny morning. I will see you at first sight, stroke your hair and ask you to sleep for a while. I will make breakfast.

34. I have been making trouble, but you have been laughing and caring for me warmly. I am grateful to have you by my side, love you!

35. I am water and you are fire. But we are not contradictory. Because my heart has reflected your most beautiful and true appearance! I just want to give you a little coolness when you are angry! Honey, in fact, we are family!

I regret knowing you. When you are not with me, you make me feel pain.

37. The feeling of liking someone is probably listening to others discuss love. I only think of you.

38. In the snowy season, I miss your arms and want to walk hand in hand with you in the snow. Even though my body is covered with snowflakes and my face is red with cold, I still feel warm because I have you by my side!

39. You should spoil me, spoil my little temper, understand my words and take good care of my little friends.

40. You are the joy of my love at first sight, you are my eyes, you are my gentle destination, and you are the reason for my mouth to rise.

4 1, like you every day is good, every day without you is very sad.

42. Choose your favorite sunset and take pictures of our clasped hands.

43. Do you know that I am lonely for you for a hundred years, and the love song for a thousand nights is only for you?

44. I was still in bud last night, and I missed it all night. In this life, with you, there will be no it in the world.

45. The blacklist is full and strangers have been deleted. You'd better stay in that unique crowd.

46. After seeing the Milky Way, I want your star.

47. In a word, having you is enough, and you will be very happy.

48. I will take you through the Spring and Autumn Period, through the morning and evening rain and dew, through the vicissitudes of life, and I still love you as before.

49. If I love you day by day, will it become a year, and then love you year by year, will it become a lifetime?

50. I just want to hold your hand, look into your eyes, walk barefoot by the sea, only you, just because of you.

5 1, we must go hand in hand and help each other. Until I am eighty years old, I can proudly say that you are my little princess!

Dear baby, I'm not around. You should take good care of yourself, eat on time and rest on time.

53. There will always be someone in your life who will let you know why you have no result with others.

54. No matter whether there is how bright in the stars, I know I can't forget you. Whether the moon has how bright or not, I know I have fallen in love with you deeply. Nothing can change my feelings for you!

As long as you are always by my side, no matter how stormy it is outside the window, I am not afraid. I will try my best to hug you.

56. It is probably the happiest thing in the world that the person you like just likes you.

57. If we quarrel in the future, no matter how fierce it is, you can't leave me. When I count to ten, you must look back at me.

I hate princess disease, but if I spoil it, it will be different. I will continue to spoil it.

59. It doesn't take much to make a vow, but companionship is the best promise.

60. If you ask me when the happiest moment in my life is, I will definitely say every minute with you. After meeting you, everything has become beautiful!

6 1, knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I am willing to be with you forever!

62. Smile at you. Your smile is like a flower. I just bathed in your spring.

63. People are always changing. Some people choose to change their lives, while others choose to change their lives.

I declare that I don't like you anymore from today. Yes, I am really in love with you. I hope you can see me behind you as soon as you turn around.

65. I'm afraid I really saved the galaxy in my last life before I can marry a good wife like you. I hope we can be together for a long time.