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Dialogue between Ouyang Shaogong and Yin after Lei Yan's death.

Yin: Yes, that woman is beautiful, but she has a bad temper. ...

Yin: Fortunately, I touched some treasures on my way here, otherwise I would have lost a lot. ...

Ouyang Shaogong: I haven't seen you for two years, but it's still a thousand times.

Yin: Don't laugh at me. ...

Yin: How about that? So Lei Yan didn't hurt you anything, did he?

Ouyang Shaogong: Everything is fine. Thank you for your trouble.

Ouyang Shaogong: This time I want to thank you for your willingness to stay in Bailey Tu Su, so people are very important to me. ...

Yin: You're welcome? You gave me your life, and you still care about this job ~

Yin: By the way, if you are with Bai Li ... try not to implicate that little girl named Feng in the future?

Ouyang Shaogong: ... Oh?

Ouyang Shaogong: Qian Qian ... Is he interested in her?

Yin: No, no, I don't drink other people's wine for nothing ~ The little girl looks good, like a sister, I ...

Ouyang Shaogong: ... Don't worry.

Yin: Hey, you're welcome.

Yin: I said, really let it go like this?

Ouyang Shaogong: ... What did Qian Qian say?

Yin: When I was injured, she took care of me and spent some time with me. I always feel that she won't really treat you badly. ...

Ouyang Shaogong: ... Let her go.

Ouyang Shaogong: After all these years, if I want to come back one day, I will still let her enjoy her old age.

Yin: By the way, what did Lei Yan say before he died?

Yin: It's rare to give you such a surprise.

Ouyang Shaogong: …

Ouyang Shaogong: ... He told me that the person I care about most is still alive, not dead.

Yin: Are you serious? !

Ouyang Shaogong: Who knows the truth? !

Ouyang Shaogong: Lei Yan cursed me for suffering forever and never finding that person! I just want my heart to be restless!

Ouyang Shaogong: It's a terrible crime! ! With a wave of his hand, all the bones in the jade altar were reduced to ashes.

Yin: It's ... it's really frustrating.

Yin: Eh, why should he? I want to provoke you. I won't even leave a body after I die.

Ouyang Shaogong: Let's go.

Yin: ... you will really seal that evil thing, won't you?

Ouyang Shaogong: Qian Qian still doesn't believe me?

Yin: Right, right! I've been busy for so long, I have to see a result, right?

Yin: So I didn't even find the wine fairy grass. ...

Ouyang Shaogong: It's a thousand words. Baili Tusu had another encounter in Suzhou, but he refused to give details?

Yin: the invisible barrier in that place is quite powerful ~ we all fell in and out in a daze.

Yin: He's not surprised, but he seems to have a plan. He also said that someone sent us to Xianzhi. ...

Yin: Isn't that mysterious?

Ouyang Shaogong: ... Send it here ... Isn't it because you met a fairy who was destined to guide you?

Ouyang Shaogong: There are many fairies like this in heaven ... If it doesn't matter, let him go.

Ouyang Shaogong: However, if there is anything unusual afterwards, please make it clear.

Yin: Ha, of course, don't worry.

Yin: Speaking of which, I don't know what your plan is. Is this furnace medicine really a resurrection medicine?

Ouyang Shaogong: Yes or no, what does it matter?

Ouyang Shaogong: Since the book says this is a panacea for bringing back the dead, I will concentrate on refining it wholeheartedly. Why should I worry about others?

Yin: Hey, that boy is unlucky and has a grudge against you-

Ouyang Shaogong: What a poor statement! Why should I hate him?

Ouyang Shaogong: On the contrary, I want him to hate me!

Ouyang Shaogong: Hehe, the worse the better, the crazier the better! The eye pupil burned by fierce anger, the dark power twisted in my heart suddenly flooded, leaving only loneliness, pain and strong desire to kill in my mind. Although I struggle hard and refuse to give up, I can't help it, and I will eventually be swallowed up ~

Ouyang Shaogong: I want to see that kind of thing with my own eyes. It must be wonderful!

Yin: Well ... I'm confused. You just want it from him. ...

Y: Be polite. Do you still need these twists and turns?

Ouyang Shaogong: I have an indissoluble bond with Bailey Tu Su. It's a long story. You just remember to tell me what he did, and the rest can stand by.

Yin: ... well, I don't care.

Yin: If you have free time, you might as well go and drink a few pots to save your mind.

Yin: Yo, it seems that someone is coming to see you outside.

Ouyang Shaogong: Don't come in.

Yin: Hehe, it's all right. I was just leaving. Take your time. It's inconvenient for me to stay too long.

Yin: It has become less respectful ... less respectful. Why do you hurt others so much? !

Yin: At the beginning, you only said that you would deal with Baili, and you promised me that you would not move the wind, rain or snow, so Yuheng would of course close the door!

Ouyang Shaogong: I don't have to explain what I do, do I?

Ouyang Shaogong: Is Qian Qian hiding something from me?

Uncle took out a long knife, and he cut it at Shaogong with lightning speed. Less respectful spell resistance, effortless; Uncle retreated because of the rebound of strength; They sent everyone away by the roadside regardless of their own safety; Uncle no longer disheartened, squatting on the side of the road.

Ouyang Shaogong: Come forward, in front of my uncle, I ... want to move the snow. Are you heartbroken?

Ouyang Shaogong: Hehe, like a sister ... Why don't you say she is your sister?

Ouyang Shaogong: When did Qian Qian's memory come back? Didn't tell you? That is a stranger.

Yin: .......

Ouyang Shaogong: If you want to send people away, I won't chase them. At most, I will give them some gadgets.

Ouyang Shaogong: Fun stuff ~ Don't worry.

Ouyang Shaogong: Now ~ I just want to hear what you are hiding, Lord Wu Xian.

Yin Surong: ... Shaogong, since you want to catch up, why don't you see who will come with us?

Ouyang Shaogong: Oh? Is there anything else that surprises me?

Yin: Shaogong, since the person you love has come back to you, don't stop trying! Let xiaoxue go quickly! Where are you holding her? !

Yin: ... the memory of Archaean times. ...

Yin flashed his weapon: Quick! Take this opportunity to bring down Shaogong with all your strength! Otherwise, when he wakes up, he will miss the opportunity!

Yin: Sister Qing Xue, I think you are mistaken.

Yin: How can a bad guy like me be your big brother?

Yin Surong: ... Yin Qian Shang ... doesn't deserve a sister like you.

Yin: Let's go. I hope ... you will be happy all your life. The most important thing is to live happily. Don't be forced to do what you don't want to do.

Yin: I ... should go on the last trip with Shao Gong.

Yin: ... Shao Gong ... is just a lonely child. ...

Yin Qian Shang: Baili Tusu ... has his master, you and Hongyu ... he is luckier than Shao Gong ... and has never experienced countless places where will you go? ...

Yin: Shaogong ... the memory of thousands of years is still going on ... and finally there are only thousands of years of endless loneliness ... which makes him crazy and greedy. ...

Yin: ... maybe to many people, Shao Gong is a heinous person ... but for me, he gave me ... a second life. ...

Yin: At least ... let me stay with him for a while at last ...

Yin: Brother Yin has a small wish. Sister, you won't stop it, will you?

Yin turned away: gone, gone ~ fortunately, there was some wine left in the hip flask.