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Who can give me the IQ question of 100?

1. Breast augmentation costs 10 thousand on both sides and only 3 thousand on one side.

A: twists and turns

It is said that a plane was hijacked by a man. What will the passengers say to the hijackers? Guyi mobile phone brand

Ans: Nokia (getting off the plane ~)

3. Win in time and evaluate a car brand.

A: Porsche

It is said that there was a famous brand store with a 10% discount before. A woman went left to sweep the goods and died left after buying Lebanon.

Hey, what's the point?

A: Death.

5. Do you know how to laugh at BB?

Because if you can laugh, you won't cry.

6. Can you learn anything from the wild?

A: The library.

7. What is the most handsome button on the side of the keyboard?

A: F4

8.L Will training low left become baa?

A: The plane (flat)

9. baa hair is the most common?

A: Normal.

10. Why can't you tell jokes on the boat?

Ans: Because a sea will laugh and cause a sea.

1 1. Xiaoming did his summer homework by himself, and the next day, he died. What's the solution?

Ans: I can't live because of my homework.

12. The city of the sky is estimated to be a place name in Hong Kong.

A: Kennedy (away from) the underground city.

13. Uncle McDonald, estimate the name of a country.

A: Myanmar (without electricity)

14. Which two English letters are the most difficult to teach?

A: C, E, because EC is difficult to teach.

15. What do students fear most?

Ans: East Star (not upgraded)

16. What are the legs of a wild boar?

A: orb

17. Fish has no feet, crabs have no wings, and shrimps have no baa?

A: Taro

18. Is there fish eggs in Yu Danfen's noodles and ice cream in his noodles?

A: Seven.

19. Can you put it in the refrigerator?

Ans: Secret, because you can't tell secrets.

20. By the way, can TV artists comb their hair?

Zhu Mimi, because you can't comb your breasts.

2 1. Pineapple is yellow and Barbaro is green?

A: Kay Louro.

22. McDull bathed himself, which is probably the name of a modern literary writer.

Ans: Zhu Ziqing

23. There are 26 English letters in English. When e and t turn left, how many lowercase English letters will there be?

Ans: 2 1, because ET left by UFO.

24. What is a terrorist?

A: Denominator of terror.

25. From the above questions, what is the median line?

Answer: Terrorism Branch

26. Is football Zhu, basketball Lan and judo Ba?

Ans: Last name is Christmas, because it's Christmas Day again, and it's Christmas Day again ~

27.minna no tabo wears red lipstick and estimates a new English word.

Ans: direction (big red lips)

28. When is six minus two equal to zero?

Ans: When making six gestures.

29. There is a monster invading the earth. What should we do?

Ans: Sing the March (Superman theme song lyrics: This March, once played high, the monster ran away ~)

30. Congratulations on getting rich. Estimate the name of a country.

A: Belgium (Billy is)

3 1.NDS vs PSP, which one will win?

Ans:NDS, because NDS is a bending machine (folding machine)

32. How happy will it be to solve the problem?

Ans: because happy new year ~ ~

33. Dump your dad in winter?

Ans: Doraemon (ending song: Dump a dad in winter, dump a dad in winter, Doraemon)

After a long day, A dreams of becoming a doctor.

A: Husband.

35. Have a dream in the morning, and the teacher's illness will be more contagious than the other one?

A: Stretch men, because stretch men stretch men.

From the above question, who was the first to be infected? (Not Doraemon)

Ans: Shinji, because Nohara Shinsuke.

37. What is Doraemon's surname?

Ans: Wu (opening song: Doraemon ~)

38. What a good solution! A, if you dream of becoming Japanese, can't you go outdoors?

Because he can't see his fingers.

39. Explain that there are Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in the world, but there is no Xijing.

Ans: Because western classics are more left-handed than Tang Sanzang.

40.Hello Kitty saw a cross in Deardanier's block, which means Kitty will give Daniel a beating?

Because this intersection is dirty.

A: On the right side of the earth.

42. Can animals play table tennis?

Ans: Eagles, because eagles know billiards.

43. When does nine plus four equal one?

A: Look at the clock.

44. A Chinese character will sound good when it is divided, but it will be painful when it is closed. Guess the verb (18+).

A: Bite

45. Guangdong produces winter melon, Guangnan produces pumpkin, Guangxi produces watermelon, and Guang Bei produces it?

Ans: Make a scene, because you can't (Guang Bei) make a scene.

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1. There are two unevenly distributed incense, and the burning time is one hour. What method can you use to determine the time of 15 minutes?

2. A manager has three daughters, and their ages add up to 13, which is equal to the manager's own age. A subordinate knows the manager's age, but still can't determine the age of the manager's three daughters. At this time, the manager said that only one daughter's hair was black, and then the subordinates knew the age of the manager's three daughters. What are the ages of the three daughters? Why?

3. Three people went to a hotel and stayed in three rooms. The price of each room is $65,438+00, so they pay the boss $30. The next day, the boss thought that $25 was only enough for three rooms, so he asked my brother to return $5 to three guests. Unexpectedly, my brother was insatiable, and only returned 1 USD each, and secretly took it away by himself. But at the beginning, the three of them paid 30 dollars, so 1 dollar?

4. There are two blind people. They all bought two pairs of black socks and two pairs of white socks. Eight pairs of socks are made of the same cloth, the same size, and each pair of socks is connected with trademark paper. Two blind people accidentally mixed up eight pairs of socks. How can each of them get back two pairs of black socks and two pairs of white socks?

5. One train leaves Los Angeles for new york at a speed of 15km/h, and the other train leaves new york for Los Angeles at a speed of 20km/h ... If a bird starts from two trains at a speed of 30 km/h, meets another train and returns, and flies back and forth in turn until the two trains meet, how long does it take for the bird to fly?

6. You have two cans, 50 red marbles and 50 blue marbles. Choose a jar at random and put a marble in the jar at random. How can you give red marbles the best chance? What is the exact probability of getting the red ball in your plan?

7. You have four jars containing pills. Each pill has a certain weight. The contaminated pill is the uncontaminated weight+1. You only weigh it once. How do you know which jar is polluted?

8. You have a bucket of jelly, including yellow, green and red. Close your eyes and grab two jellies of the same color. How many can you catch to make sure you have two jellies of the same color?

9. For a batch of lights numbered 1 ~ 100, all the switches are turned up (turned on), and the following operations are done: always turn the switches in the opposite direction once in multiples of 1; A multiple of 2 toggles the switch in the opposite direction again; A multiple of 3 turns the switch in the opposite direction again ... Q: Finally, the number of lights in the off state.

10. Imagine you are in front of the mirror. Excuse me, why can the image in the mirror be upside down, but not upside down?

1 1, a group of people are dancing, everyone is wearing a hat. There are only two kinds of hats, black and white, and there is at least one kind of black. Everyone can see the color of other people's hats, but not their own. The host first shows you what hats others are wearing, and then turns off the lights. If someone thinks he is wearing a black hat, he will slap himself in the face. The first time I turned off the lights, there was no sound. So I turned on the light again and everyone watched it again. When I turned off the light, it was still silent. I didn't get a slap in the face until I turned off the light for the third time. How many people are wearing black hats?

12, two rings with radii of 1 and 2 respectively. The small circle goes around the big circle. How many times does the small circle turn by itself? If it is outside the big circle, how many times does the small circle turn by itself?

13, 1 Yuan, one bottle of soda, two empty bottles for one bottle. Q: You have 20 yuan money, how many bottles of soda can you drink at most?

Answer:

1, one with two ends lit and one with one end lit. When the first one is lit and the second one is lit at the first end, you can get 15'

2, 2, 2, 9, because only 36 = 6*6* 1 36 = 9 * 2 * 2.

How can it be 9 yuan per person per day? Each person per day is (25/3)+ 1, and the difference between 1 yuan is 25-24 = 1.

4. Each person can take one for each pair.

5 、( D / 35 ) * 30 = D

6. Pick a red one with your eyes open. Red has the greatest chance, except that you are color blind. Hehe, of course, their chances are all 1/2.

7. Take a number from a number and weigh it.

8, 4

9. When the square root of a number is an integer, it will go down and the others will go up. In this way, the numbers 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 8 1, 100 are exceeded.

10, because when you look in the mirror, the mirror is vertical and parallel to you, but it just turns 180 degrees horizontally.

1 1, it should be three people:

1, if there are two people, let A and B be black hats, and someone will slap in the face when turning off the lights for the second time. The reason is that when A first saw that B didn't slap in the face, he knew that B must have seen a man wearing a black hat, but A knew that B was wearing a black hat and everyone else was wearing a white hat, so he could infer that he was a man wearing a black hat! By the same token, B thinks so, so there will be two slaps when turning off the lights for the second time.

2. If there were three people, A, B, C and A didn't slap in the face for the first time, because he saw that B and C were wearing black hats; And suppose you are wearing a white hat, then only BC is wearing a black hat; According to the inference that only two people wear black hats, someone should slap in the face the second time; But not the second time. . . So he knew that B and C must have seen others wearing black hats except BC, so he knew that the person BC saw must be him, so the three slapped themselves for the third time!

3. If no one hits the face the third time and someone hits the face the fourth time, how many people should bring black cats? Let's give a result _

12, you can imagine a circle as a rope. The big rope is twice as long as the small rope, so it should be 2 laps.

13, 20 bottles were fine at first, and then 5 bottles were fine at 10. Then divide the five bottles into four bottles and 1 bottle, first change the four empty bottles into two bottles, and then change the two bottles into 1 bottle. At this time, the number of empty bottles left on hand after drinking wine is two, and these two bottles have been replaced by 65438+. You can give the bottle back to others after drinking the exchanged bottle, so the most soda you can drink is: 20+10+5+2+1+1= 40.

——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— Hu Shengli, a native of Chongqing, is on a long-term business trip. One day in April, my wife was alone at home and was killed by a thief at night. It was raining lightly that night and people found a fan in the mud. The inscription above was given to Li Qian by Wang Ming. Wang Ming doesn't know who it is, but everyone knows that Li Qian is not serious in his words and deeds at ordinary times, so everyone in the village thinks he killed him. He was arrested and tortured in court, and he admitted it. The case has been decided. One day, the judge's wife smiled and said to him, "This case was wrongly decided." So, come on ... the magistrate was convinced, so he went to the criminal and learned the truth.

Here are eight identical balls, one of which is lighter than the others. I give you a balance, but it has no weight. I want you to weigh it twice and find the lightest one.

A manager has three daughters. The age of the three daughters adds up to 13, and the age of the three daughters is multiplied by the manager's own age. A subordinate knows the manager's age, but he still can't determine the ages of his three daughters. At this time, the manager said that only one daughter's hair was black, and then the subordinates knew the ages of the three daughters. What are the ages of the three daughters?

There are two unevenly distributed incense, and the burning time of each incense is one hour. How do you determine the time of 45 minutes?

The death of a female detective

When a British private female detective came to Thailand to investigate a gang murder, she was shot dead at the Regal Hotel where she stayed. The nearby sheriff rushed to the scene with his assistant and saw the female detective lying under the window, shot twice in the chest and holding a lipstick in her hand. The sheriff opened the curtain and saw a line of numbers written in lipstick on the glass: 809. I also found a tightly rolled note from the handbag, which read: "Three suspects have been found, and one of them is the murderer. These three people are: optical code 608, island code 906 and help code 806. " The sheriff pondered for a moment, pointed to a person on the note and said, "The murderer is him!" " "According to the sheriff's inference, the police quickly arrested the murderer.

Excuse me, who is the murderer? Why?

Who stole this famous painting?

Carol, a famous detective, is leafing through documents in his study. His assistant came in with an anonymous telegram. I saw it said, "A the world famous paintings was stolen from the Edmonton Museum. Please come and solve it. " Carol stood up, looked at her watch and said, "It's evening 1 1. Whether it's true or not, let's go and have a look!" Then I went out and drove away. There are two curators in the exhibition hall of the museum, a man and a woman. Carol said, "I'm Detective Carol from the police station. I have just been informed that a the world famous paintings has been stolen from your museum. Please show me the scene first. " After checking, Carlo thought it didn't look like external theft. Let the two administrators talk about the situation before and after the theft.

The female administrator said, "When we get off work at 7 o'clock, the two of us lock the door together and then come back here. A few minutes ago, he informed me that a famous painting had been stolen, so I came. " The male librarian went on to say, "When I got home, I remembered that I had left a book in the exhibition hall. 10, came back to get the book and found that the famous painting was missing. Call the female administrator immediately. "

Carol asked, "When you closed at 7 o'clock, were those paintings still there?" "Still there. I dusted the painting before closing the door. " The male administrator replied. Luo turned and asked the female administrator to talk about her own views. The female administrator said, "I don't know what happened. In my opinion, the painter must have sent you a telegram, trying to deliberately muddy the water. This kind of thief shouting to catch a thief is very common in many cases. "

"You are absolutely right, you stole that famous painting!" Inspector Carlo finished and asked his assistant to handcuff the female administrator.

Do you know why?

On a whim, a man gave a large bonus to design a villa. The only requirement is that the house should have windows on all sides, and all the windows should face south. The news spread quickly. Many people are eager to try, and one of them, a self-taught ordinary construction worker, wrote a short letter and sent it to the designer. As a result, he got his wish and immediately got this huge bonus. What did this short message say?

Tiger Hill ~ ▁ 2008-07-08 21:18

When Detective Carol arrived at the museum, she said, "I'm Detective Carol from the police station. I just got the notice. He said it was a notice, but the librarian said the painter must have sent you a telegram. How did she know that someone had sent a telegram to the detective? So hey.

Here comes the problem solver! Chen Chao 1 124

1, it rained that night, so I couldn't take the fan out; Even if you take it out and soak it in mud all night, it's already beyond recognition. Someone must have framed it.

2. Weigh 3 balls for the first time and 1 ball for the second time.

3、2、2、9。

4. First light one at both ends and one at one end; After burning for 30 minutes, light the other end of the remaining roots, and it will take 45 minutes to burn them all out.

5、608。 The female detective wrote it after she was shot to the ground. She should read it backwards.

6. The one upstairs has been answered.

7. This house is built in the North Pole.