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Ding Chunqiu's four daughters are joking.

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The woman who wrote too much about Jin Yong's love and hate suddenly thought of a problem.

A woman like Li Mochou has deep feelings and is too obsessed. I liked a man when I was young, and finally I was disappointed. In middle age, I ended up with a deep hatred and madness.

However, if she hadn't fallen off a cliff and died tragically, I don't know how she would feel when she looked back on this relationship with Lu Zhanyuan at the age of 70 to 80.

The answer to this question was found in three people.

One is Liu Yinggu, who fell in love with Zhou when she was young and suffered a lot. She waited for him for 5 1 year. White-haired, she finally finished and spent the rest of her life in Baihua Valley.

There are two others, Wadaki. They used to be classmates and sisters, but because they both fell in love with Five Ducks, they fought and killed all their lives. Eighty or ninety years old, I still can't let go of this past. It was not until I was dying that I suddenly realized that Five Ducks really didn't love them at all.

This is absurd and sad, even sad.

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Let's talk about Tianshan Mu Tong first.

She appeared in the chapter "Young woman is old and young in an instant".

When she was rescued from boss Wu, she was still a little girl of eight or nine. But in fact, she is 96 years old. It's just that I have practiced the magical power of "I am the only one in the barren land", and I have been rejuvenated for 30 years.

When she saw the seven treasures ring on Xu Zhu's hand, her excitement was beyond words, and she immediately asked again and again. Convinced that the "old man" in Xu Zhu's mouth is cliff-less, he was trembling and asked:

Yao was still concerned about the life and death of five ducks a moment ago, and when he saw the maid-in-waiting painted by him, he suddenly changed color and scolded:

Jin Yong wrote a few strokes, and before and after the turning point, a woman's thoughts and jealousy were vividly portrayed.

Even though I am 96 years old, even though the love of my youth has long passed, and love and hate are intertwined, I can remember it vividly, as if it were yesterday.

Whenever I see this place, I will sigh. For a woman like Tian Mu, love is a lifetime, and so is hate.

Time goes back to 70 or 80 years ago. As a great disciple of the bard, Tin Muk was born with beauty, which is expected.

From the age of six, she began to practice the magical power of "I am the only one in the barren land", and after a few years, she showed extraordinary strength. If you are smart according to your talent, it is just around the corner to become a generation of strong women.

Unfortunately, many changes in the world are due to the word "love".

Xiaoyao, the head of the bard, took Tin Muk, Infinite Son and three high disciples.

Sooner or later, Tian Shan's grandmother fell in love with her younger brother Wu Yazi. "Seeds of Love", a girl in the flower season, was originally understandable.

The bad thing is that her school sister Li Qiushui also loves Five Ducks deeply.

Therefore, the teachers and sisters are jealous of love everywhere, even at the expense of fighting with each other.

That day, Tian Mu was practicing, and at a critical moment, she took the opportunity to make trouble and shouted behind her head, which made her possessed and never recovered. She became a short dwarf.

This is the saddest thing in her life.

Because of this change, she not only changed her figure, but also became irritable inside. On the one hand, she hates Li Qiushui for taking advantage of people's danger and hurting her; On the other hand, she feels inferior, fearing that the five ducks will look down on her.

It is with this extremely complicated feeling that she leads a miserable life. Although you are the master of the Nine Palaces of the Mighty Peak, in charge of 36 caves and 72 islands, the missing piece in your heart can't be bridged after all.

To this end, she hates ungrateful men in the world, and has taken in many women who have been disappointed by men in Lingjiu Palace, teaching them martial arts and self-reliance.

Perhaps because of her own experience, she understands that disappointment is an eternal pain. Maybe I want to use this way to relieve my pain.

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The story about Li Qiushui is in the chapter "Laugh together, and everything is empty in the end".

She was born beautiful, slim and graceful, dancing in the breeze, floating like a fairy.

As a bard's younger brother, her self-defense martial arts was passed down by Xiaoyao Zi, and later she learned the northern magic of Wuyazi, which can be said to be a first-class master in Wulin.

She has always loved the handsome Five Ducks, so she did not hesitate to sow dissension in secret, so that Mu Tong in Tianshan Mountain was possessed.

If Tin Muk's tragedy is that he can't get it, then his sorrow is that he can't get it.

For this decades-old past, I recalled it from the perspective of Li Qiushui, which is eloquent:

But with the passage of time, things have changed and people have to rest.

Wuyazi, who was obsessed with martial arts, looked forward to creating an all-encompassing world feat and began to ignore the existence of Li Qiushui.

Until one day, he found a huge and beautiful jade from the mountain and carved a jade statue. Since then, I have put all my thoughts on the jade statue.

The person you love is around, but you ignore your own existence, and even prefer to be infatuated with a jade carving that can't talk or laugh. This feeling is undoubtedly fatal for the competitive Li Qiushui.

In order to attract the attention of Five Ducks, Li Qiushui did a very stupid thing. She actually found many young husbands and flirted with them in front of five ducks.

The result was self-defeating, and the five ducks left in a rage and never came back.

In the new edition, Jin Yong also changed into Li Qiushui and Ding Chunqiu, the apprentice of Five Ducks. They had an affair and together they knocked Five Ducks off a cliff.

Li Qiushui was disheartened by the departure of Five Ducks. She left Xixia, and with her beauty and skill, she married the Xixia king and became the Xixia princess.

As the saying goes, deal with a man as he deals with you.

Tianshan Mu Tong loves Five Ducks, but he can't, because he has always held a grudge against Li Qiushui's plot against him. She practiced hard and finally got a chance to get revenge. I scratched a "well" on Li Qiushui's face, ruined her appearance, and only covered her face with a scarf.

At this point, the former classmates and sisters turned against each other completely, resented each other for life, and even killed each other by hook or by crook.

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The ending of the story is in the ice room of Xixia Palace.

At the critical moment of Mu Tong's last day in Tianshan Mountain, Li Qiushui followed the trail to seek revenge.

Opponents are particularly jealous as soon as they meet.

They know each other too well. One deliberately used the deep affection of the past and the five ducks, and the other attacked the portrait made by the five ducks themselves.

Finally, they fought in the ice room and even pretended to be dead before and after to deceive each other, just to see each other die before themselves.

All their lives, they held their breath for a man, but they also wasted their lives.

But what is the end result?

Tian Mu saw that the portrait was not, and there was a sad relief:

And Li Qiushui found that the portrait turned out to be his little sister, and there was also a kind of sadness in hindsight:

Struggled all my life, resented all my life, and fought to the last breath, only to find that the man I love really doesn't love them both.

They spent their whole lives gambling on happiness, even crying and laughing with love, but it was just a joke after all.

When I was a child, I always scoffed at this passage. I feel that two women in their eighties and nineties are still clinging to this point for a man and a relationship.

But after I tasted the ups and downs of love, I felt sorry for these two people. Two people have been infatuated with each other all their lives, and all they get is a dream.

For men, love may be just a temporary greed, but for women, it is often a lifetime.

If life is like the first time.

If time can stay in their youth, absolute beauty, a woman, elegant and handsome, brilliant, with stunts, carefree, no resentment or hatred, looks like a quiet and beautiful age.

How good would it be?

Only when you are alive, you will inevitably experience a lot of suffering.

Love is the best training ground.