Humorous and funny god reply

1. The biology teacher asked: What are the benefits of having two eyes?

A wonderful flower in the class blurted out: one is blind and the other is blind.

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2. teacher:? As a monitor, you saw someone playing chess in the self-study class. Why didn't you stop it?

Monitor:? Because watching chess is not a real gentleman! ?

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I couldn't answer a question in the exam, so I had to ask my girlfriend for help with my eyes. I didn't expect her to break up with me after the exam. The reason is that your eyes are not full of love, but are mixed with other things.

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I fell in love with a girl in junior high school. I was playing with my mobile phone that day when I suddenly got a message from her: Let's go to the park tomorrow and Saturday! ?

Hehe, an honest man like me answered decisively:? My deskmate likes you so much that you are like this, alas! ? Then I silently blacklisted her, and then I returned my mobile phone to my deskmate.

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