Guangdong funny D jokes ~ ~ Yao (Cantonese)

1. Xiaoming did his summer homework by himself, and the next day, he died. What's the solution?

Ans: I can't live because of my homework.

2. McDull bathed himself and estimated the name of a modern literary writer.

Ans: Zhu Ziqing

It is said that there was a famous brand store that offered a 10% discount before. A woman went left to sweep the goods and died left after buying Lebanon.

Hey, what's the point?

A: Death.

4. What is the most handsome button on the side of the keyboard?

A: F4

5. baa hair is the most common?

A: Normal.

6. Breast augmentation requires 10 thousand on both sides and only 3 thousand on one side. This is a four-word idiom.

A: twists and turns

7. Can you learn anything from the wild?

A: The library.

There are 26 English letters in English. When e and t turn left, how many lowercase English letters will there be?

Ans: 2 1, because ET left by UFO.

9.minna no tabo wears red lipstick and estimates a new English word.

Ans: direction (big red lips)

10. When six minus two equals zero.

A: When making the six karma gestures.

1 1. Congratulations on getting rich and estimate the name of a country.

A: Belgium (Billy is)

12. Why are there Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in the world but there is no Xijing?

Ans: Because western classics are more left-handed than Tang Sanzang.

13. Amin and Ashan robbed the bank, but they escaped, but the D police didn't chase Amin when they chased the fruit. They are all chasing Yashan, so click.

What about the solution?

Ans: Because of the Himalayas (at least La 'a Mountain).

14. How to create a tense atmosphere with the same bench in the Sanduang District?

Answer: lamp stool