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Don’t be angry. How many words are there?
***614 words in total!
Life is like a play
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We gather together because of fate
It is not easy to support each other until we grow old
< p>,Should we cherish it more
Getting angry over trivial things
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Why bother looking back
< p>I don’t get angry when others are angry,
No one can take care of me when I get angry
If I get angry, who will be happy
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It is also tiring and tiring
When you are away, you should take care of things less
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Go early and come home early, and worry less
Don’t compete with neighbors, relatives and friends
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Leave the trivial matters of children and grandchildren to others
Everyone is happy when a baby is born
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Let people do whatever they want all year long
To endure hardship is to be happy together
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Gods envy good partners
Men, women, old and young, pay more attention
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Don’t be angry, don’t be angry
Old age is difficult, old age is difficult, young people should not dislike the elderly.
At first I only thought others were old, but now it’s my turn.
Thousands of hardships, all kinds of difficulties, listen to me tell it from the beginning.
It is difficult to talk to people if you are deaf, and you will be offended by your intrusiveness.
The bird's eyes are covered, as if the swim bladder is sticky, and the nose tears often flow and cannot be wiped dry.
People are not sure when they are in front of them, and they often mistake Li Si for Zhang San.
Young people, you are laughing at me, saying that I am confused and pretending to be stupid.
Everyone is annoyed by relatives, friends, old and young, and everyone dislikes his children, grandchildren and daughter-in-law.
My teeth have fallen out again, my mouth is drooling, and it is difficult to chew hard objects and swallow them whole.
I choked on a bad mouthful, and it stayed stuck in my throat for a long time.
It was so uncomfortable, the color changed, and I could see life and death in front of me.
The children and grandchildren did not bring tea, but said that the old man was greedy.
Nose leakage, like pus and saliva, often flows down the chest.
Everyone hates having tea cups and rice bowls, and everyone hates having guests at the table.
I have little hair, a cold forehead, and my head is sore from the cold wind.
I often wear a hat when sleeping in cold weather, and my head is covered with quilts to avoid wind drills.
Sleeping on one side, it is difficult to turn over, and the pain all over the body is unspeakable.
Pan Ming couldn’t sleep and urinated six or seven times a night.
Afraid of long nights, afraid of wind drills, and often plagued by wind diseases.
I often cough due to lung deficiency in old age and spit out sticky phlegm.
My children all hate me and say that I am not as slovenly as before.
If you don’t die at this old age, you have to live for a thousand years.
My feet are numb and my legs are sore, making it difficult to move, sit or lie down.
It is difficult to walk two or three miles with a stick, and climbing the Kang is like climbing Mount Tai.
He has no intention of memorizing and is confused. He often takes the second grade of junior high school as the third grade of junior high school.
It is annoying to forget about the past and forget about it.
There is no end to the sufferings of old age, but a benevolent gentleman will consider them carefully.
Don’t be dissatisfied, don’t be dissatisfied, you can’t stay young forever. ?
Young people today become old in a blink of an eye, and aging will be difficult for everyone!
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