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Faye Wong's classic quotations on life perception.
Faye Wong's classic funny quotations, from "100% Entertainment"
Faye Wong said that she doesn't like telling jokes, but she likes collecting jokes. Here are her jokes.
1. Why do geese fly to the south in winter?
Ask the black man Xiao S and answer that he is afraid of the cold because he has to take care of Xiaoyan and so on.
Faye Wong said calmly: Because walking is too slow.
2. Why do bears hibernate the longest?
The rest said they didn't know.
Faye Wong: Because no one dares to wake it.
The first two were jokes told by Xiao S, who then asked Faye Wong for a complete joke.
Faye Wong said:
One day, a woman went to tell her fortune.
The fortune teller said that you have a great omen.
Woman: Can I take off my bra?
Fortune teller: Even if you take it off, your life is doomed to have two big waves.
Faye Wong's dialogue with reporters;
1, generally speaking, who do you love? Answer a reporter's question: I am happy if you are happy? What about you? who is it?
2. Who will judge and raise? Answer the reporter's question about the custody of Tong Tong.
3. What else can we do, just like the last album? 1999 was asked about the new album.
4. Don't wash your hair with short hair? How to endorse shampoo after haircut
5. What will my daughter say? The reporter asked Faye Wong to talk about her daughter.
6. Is he doing it for himself? The reporter asked Faye Wong if Dawn had smashed the reporter's camera for her.
7. How do you feel? She said that she was not a rational person.
8. He never tells the truth? Faye Wong responded to Tony Leung Chiu Wai and praised his acting skills.
9. They all knocked me out? Colleagues on a Chinese Odyssey all praised Faye Wong for his talent.
10. Anyway, I feel very happy when I see her-Reporter: What brings you the greatest happiness from Tong Tong?
1 1, fortunately, it's nothing serious, just occasionally dizzy? Before the publicity, he was ill and had a high fever, and then he was asked about his health.
situation
12, what should be the reaction? The reporter asked him how he reacted when he learned that Zhang zhen had a crush on her.
13. He likes mature vinegar and I like rice vinegar? The reporter asked her who was more jealous, Dou Wei or her?
14, are you sure you don't want to wear the old one? At the press conference of Taiwan province's prediction of 0 1 concert, I was asked what the shape would be.
15, how to brew it? I forgot, it's brewing anyway, huh? When filming the crying scene, I asked how it was brewed.
16, in a daze, thinking nothing, or deliberately thinking nothing-Q: What do you like to do on weekdays?
17, so what? He said that it is not beautiful if it is not beautiful. A Hong Kong hair stylist criticized Tong Tong's hairstyle.
Nice (or Aunt Xia Qing took Tong Tong to get it). Later, the man came out to apologize, but Faye Wong treated him like air.
18, not interested? A Japanese reporter asked her if she was interested in the Japanese record market.
19, not necessarily, look at her ... look at her schedule, huh? You usually take Tong Tong with you when you go out to sing.
I seldom surf the Internet because I find it inconvenient? Do you often surf the Internet? How much do you know about the Internet?
2 1, I am already cute, do you still need to install it! ! ? Don't pretend to be cute, you are not cute at all.
22, the child's mother can not be cute! ? You're the mother of the child, and you pretend to be cute.
23. How do you know that the fairy has lost weight? I feel out of reach. It's too thin, like a fairy.
24. My life is not over yet! Why are you asking me this question now? Why didn't I tell you before I died? What do you think is the best thing in life?
25. Have I failed many times? I have failed many times in love.
26. I am only nervous and afraid now. After I am afraid, I can tell you how I feel now. Are you proud of being treated like Japan?
27. Did I wash my hands? Before the handshake in Taiwan Province province of Faye Wong in 2002, a reporter asked the Philippines what preparations it would make for the handshake.
28. Who asked you to send it? I have no money to buy it myself. Once, she went to a gold shop and met Yang Shoucheng (the boss of Nicholas Tse). Yang said that she would give her a gift and tell her to choose whatever she wanted.
Tao Zi: You are really special.
F: What's so special about it?
Tao Zi: I don't even know what perfume I'm wearing.
Do you know yourself?
Tao Zi: Of course I know I have sandalwood and green tea.
F: Ha. I think you are special.
30. Faye Wong smoked a light cigarette and asked her why.
? I went to work in Japan earlier, and the weather was very dry, so I changed to a lighter. ? Faye Wong said with a smile.
? I thought you were thinking about your health. ? The reporter said casually.
? Not exactly. Anyway, everything has a destiny. ? Faye Wong said.
3 1, reporter: in the fashion film you shot for Louis Vuitton spring clothes, there are some very sexy shapes. What do you think of this? Do you think sexy women are more like women?
Faye Wong: What do you mean more like a woman? It's a woman. I think sexy is a kind of temperament of women. Every woman will be sexy, just at different times. Some women make people feel sexy at first sight. I think sexy makes people want to get close to her, both men and women. Sexy in women's eyes is different from sexy in men's eyes. It is a kind of temperament, which has little to do with clothes.
Reporter: So when do you think women are sexiest?
Faye Wong: I think women should be sexiest when they are loved.
I admit that I am willful, but you may not be.
33. It is not that you can catch anything by believing in Buddhism, but that you can find yourself through faith.
There are no absolutely smart and stupid people in this world, only those who know what they should do and those who don't know what they should do. But some people always make mistakes and think they are right. Some people never want to be wrong, but they happen to be right.
35. If a person is not complicated, then the interpersonal relationship is very simple, no matter what kind of circle he is in.
36. You don't understand, and there is no need to understand.
No one can fully understand me because I don't know myself.
Selected quotations from Faye Wong's life sentiment
Tolerance:
I thought, who can't do anything wrong? Essentially, human nature is almost like this. Since no one can do anything wrong, how can he ask others? So I think the more you know yourself, the more tolerant you will be. In fact, the song "Will Love" also talks about something in this respect. If you are more tolerant, you will be happier.
Loneliness:
Everyone is lonely in spirit and soul, so it can be said that people are lonely in essence, and it can also be said that people are lonely in heart. I am most awake when I am lonely, and there are places where I can't communicate even in the intimate relationship. It is actually a wonderful thing to enjoy loneliness.
Entrust:
Nothing in this world can be relied on forever, except yourself. If children are born for their own future, the starting point itself will not have a future, and one cannot pin his future on others.
Future:
Every stage of my life will have different happiness and pain, which are intertwined. So there is no complete happiness and no complete pain. What if I have to choose? Which period of your life do you want to go back to most? In that case, I'd rather go on like this.
Concert:
I think it is better to put the cart before the horse. Music is the most important. Don't take modeling or stage design as the most eye-catching thing, it won't work if it's too fancy. My ideal is to hold a small concert. I have talked to my agent many times. I don't want to hold a concert in the Red Pavilion. It's not that I don't like it Singing in the Red Pavilion alone must be a big production. I want to give a concert that may only be one or two. It doesn't have to be profitable It can be a simple concert with little space. Everyone just came to listen to the music, without any fancy or even makeup.
Creation:
My original intention in making music is to express. People always have an outlet to express themselves, and my way of expression is music. If you are inspired, write. If you are not inspired, you will not be forced. The effect of a work of art can sometimes be completely different. So unless someone asks me what you really want to express in this song, I generally don't want to explain what I am writing.
Being a newcomer is not happy:
At first, as a newcomer, I felt unhappy. During that time, I didn't know what I was doing, except singing. Because I was a person who didn't like being bound since I was a child, and I just became a singer. I feel that many things are not what I like, such as clothes I don't like to wear. What I said may not be what I wanted to say, and my name has changed. A series of things make me very confused. I am a person who knows what I want. During that time, I became as if I didn't even know what I wanted, so I was unhappy during that time.
Not good at communicating with people:
I don't think my personality is not suitable for the entertainment circle. If I don't fit in, I won't be who I am now, but I don't deny that I have this side. For example, I'm not very enthusiastic and passive, but sometimes I'm stereotyped, so when it comes to me, just call me cool, or it's rare to laugh like this. I just want to say that my impression of the outside world is definitely biased, but it is not completely different. It's just that I'm not as good as others think, nor so bad. Some people like to communicate with others, express themselves and let others know more about themselves. That's not who I am. I don't like to talk too much about myself or promote anything, but I always answer questions in interviews or other things. I am sincere when I answer questions, and I can say whatever I want.
Media:
They blocked my car door and wouldn't let me drive or let me go. Of course I said, thank you, let me go, but what else can I say? I can only try to calm my mind a little, not affected by these things, and gradually mature. In the face of scandal, as a public figure, if you want to stand up and speak, the first thing you will think of is why I did it and why I explained it. I just hope you don't get me wrong. If I don't even mind this, what can I say? I don't mind others misunderstanding me, because misunderstanding itself has always existed. How does a public figure make everyone know her 100%?
Singing:
I am a person who likes natural expression and is not used to exaggerated performance. I don't think too much when I sing, and I don't think about what I want to bring to the listeners. I just sing with my own feelings. Maybe those who like strong stimulation will think that my way is not so strong and weak, but everyone listens to music in a different way.
Growth:
I have been rebellious since I was a child. In elementary school, I don't remember why. I hate a teacher very much My mother beat me when I came home from her class. For a time, my parents put me in a neighbor's house because they didn't have time to do things all day, which had a certain influence on my character. For example, my communication with my family and parents will be a bit fragmented. People need experience to gain. Every stage of my life will have different happiness and pain, which are intertwined. So there is no complete happiness and no complete pain. What if I have to choose? When do you want to go back? In that case, I'd rather go on like this.
Friend:
It's hard to say between people. I may belong to the kind of slow heat, so I will like some lively friends, which can drive the atmosphere. Na Ying has a straightforward personality. As for Carina Lau, she and I are on the same track.
Daughter:
My daughter is a bit like me, but not entirely. She is as playful and naughty as I was when I was a child, but she is very deceptive, unlike me. She is good at saying, for example, ask her who is more beautiful, and she will answer very maturely: Is being equally beautiful a good mother? Everyone has a different definition. If I am a typical good mother, I don't think I am. I don't spend all my time with my daughter, and I seldom spend time with her. Because I have to work, I sometimes have my own friends when I go back to Beijing, and I also go out to play, so I don't often accompany her. She also has her friends, so I have my own play. Like me, she is very independent. We seldom talk about our worries, but my daughter understands me very well and she can accept my emotional reactions.
Zhang Yadong:
He is actually playing with technology when he makes music. He likes to study all kinds of musical instruments and turn people's voices into various kinds. He likes to play, but if it goes too far, I will still protest. As long as he is within my acceptable range, he can play as he likes. When he got a demo of a new work, he listened much more carefully than I did, and there would be a lot of room for imagination, because he had to decide many technical problems, and I just listened to see if I liked its feeling and melody, and if I could grasp the song well.
Last marriage:
Don't describe it wrong. When the fate of two people has come and they feel that they will not be happy together, there is no need to be reluctant. I don't want to elaborate on this marriage, because I don't want to talk about others. In fact, many things are not right or wrong. We will cooperate in the future. Actually, Dou Wei and I are not as miserable as you think. We're fine now. I haven't thought about remarrying or having children, but I won't resist. Look at fate.
Understanding of marriage:
The greatest realization is to know yourself better. I am devoted to my feelings. Love is very important to me, but it is not impossible without love. I don't like getting hurt in love, but I'm not afraid of getting hurt. Everyone in love is the protagonist, so when you are a bystander, you will have your own opinion. But now it's not them. They don't understand my feelings. I don't ask everyone to understand my feelings, and I don't want them to know my happiness and other things. It is best to enjoy it and not be influenced by the surrounding things.
Boyfriend did something wrong:
Basically, I think, who can't do anything wrong? In fact, I think if you know yourself better, you will be happier. Essentially, human nature is almost like this. Since everyone was wrong later, maybe it was wrong here and there, and you can't do nothing wrong, how can you ask others? So I think the more you know yourself, the more tolerant you will be. In fact, the song "Will Love" also talks about something in this respect. If you are more tolerant, you will be happier.
Boyfriend's shortcomings:
Everyone is not perfect. I won't judge whether I want to find out what I need to improve, because everyone is not qualified to judge others. Everyone is independent and has his own way. It may be a good reminder at most, but it is not qualified to comment or criticize.
Loneliness:
Everyone is lonely in spirit and soul, so people are lonely in essence. If the essential meaning is specific to the heart, it can also be said that the human heart is lonely. Every soul is lonely. You are most awake when you are lonely. No matter how close the relationship is, there are also places that cannot be communicated. Loneliness does not mean that you can feel it anytime and anywhere. I mean, people can't communicate completely. I mean, this kind of loneliness is not a very sad feeling, but that people can't communicate completely in their hearts or essence. It is actually a wonderful thing to enjoy loneliness.
Entrust:
Nothing in this world can be relied on forever, except yourself. If children are born for their own future, the starting point itself will not have a future. Because a person can't pin his future on others, including men, children, parents and so on. , is unreliable, once you have this expectation, you will have pressure on yourself and that person. If you don't get what you want, both sides will have resentment.
Compromise:
First of all, let's make it clear what compromise is. If everyone thinks compromise is unfair, unwilling or derogatory, in fact, I don't think compromise is a bad behavior. This is a very neutral word. I think if you make concessions or compromises, you will get more, so you won't regret it, or there is nothing worth your nostalgia. Do it. I think it's no big deal. Compromise means compromise.
Emotion:
My complaints are all small. I really don't think I should have any more big complaints. Of course, if I encounter something ridiculous and difficult to understand, I will still have emotions and I will think for a long time. Why is this? If I encounter some minor situations during the live performance, I will certainly be in a bad mood, but I won't think about it for long.
Reading: When I can't figure it out, I will choose books, and reading books will make me gain something.
Tantric:
I was very interested in Tantric Buddhism for a while, because I read the cartoon "Six Ancestors Huineng", but now I feel that religion is an upward thing, and all religions have their own reasons. I think only by living a good life, experiencing and feeling can I achieve myself. In short, no matter what religion, all roads lead to the same goal.
Laziness:
I am a lazy person by nature. Others can do what they can. You don't have to work if you don't work Isn't that lazy? I say I'm lazy because I don't have much ambition for my career. I prefer playing to working.
Philippine eye star:
Tony Leung Chiu Wai: He never tells the truth.
Dawn: He is very serious about making movies.
Nicholas Tse: He is very talented.
Dou Wei: I still appreciate his music. We will cooperate again.
Andy Lau: I feel ashamed to put me with him. I am not half as diligent as he is.
Kimura Takuya: Very superstar.
Stephanie: I've heard all the three grandchildren you mentioned, and they're not bad.
Jay Chou: Jay Chou is definitely a whirlwind.
Na Ying: I like to play with outgoing friends. She has a straightforward personality.
Zhang Yadong: When Zhang Yadong makes music, he is actually playing with high technology.
Teresa Teng: She is the only singer I have always liked.
Faye Wong commented on Faye Wong:
(1) This is what Faye Wong himself said in 1998 and 1999:
I am lazy. I only run for two days.
I smoke, which is harmful to health;
I am straightforward, and offending people has become a common occurrence;
Love to lose your temper and don't know how to control your emotions;
I am impatient, especially for things that I am not interested in;
I am confident and self-abased, extremely contradictory;
Facing fans, I always feel embarrassed;
I am not very active and always want to have a holiday;
I'm not obedient, and my parents can't do anything about me.
I'm not an idol. Don't worship me.
Thanks to all those who like to listen to my singing.
Thanks to all those who have helped me.
Thanks to all the people who have worked together and want to get along. Thank those who love me.
I hope that one day I can be perfect in my heart and make you proud of me.
(2) This is Faye Wong's evaluation of himself in the photo album released on the eve of the Hong Kong concert in 2003. Her 1 sentence is: If I stop singing one day, I will stop singing. I hope the fans forget about Faye Wong. I think it's hard for people who like Faye Wong to forget her! )
(3) She is a layman. She has a little talent in music, and she caught a good opportunity to display that talent, so she is a lucky person. I think so, too. If she knows this, she should be satisfied, and her ability is limited to this. She should be independent, lead a good life, fully understand her own truth and avoid sharing her life feelings with others. She should give up preaching, give up a look of seeing through, and never deliberately be refined. Then she should sing freely and have no sense of mission. Music is not a weapon. Use her to conquer others. Don't treat it as a toy. Don't pay attention to those toy competitions, or you will ignore the fun of toys. You shouldn't resist praise, and you shouldn't take it to heart. If you encounter slander, you'd better be indifferent. If you are tired of all kinds of comments, you can give up and miss them, but don't be stung by her. Don't stick to the image, no matter what the so-called image brings to her. Don't deliberately and naturally face the world in a trance, face yourself directly. She should love and not love normally. Forget the reputation. Before the deep hypocrisy surfaced, she struggled like us. She is no nobler than others, but she is no meaner than others.
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