I drank too much and hit an animal while holding on to a telephone pole.

Joke:

"Say, a man drank too much, vomited while holding a telephone pole, and beat an animal. Mystery: Rabbit"

"Say again : Here comes another person who drank too much, and vomited while holding on to a telephone pole, and then hit an animal. Mystery: Hare.

“By the way: your mother drank too much, and vomited while holding on to a telephone pole, and then hit an animal. Animal. Female Rabbit"