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When the baby is born, the mother sends friends.
2. Made in Liu, the product 1.0 was officially delivered, and the mother and son were safe. Thank you for your concern.
3. Little girl, I'll cover it from now on!
There is good news and bad news: the good news is that a son was born today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money, and offenders will be prosecuted.
From today, the world of two people will become a family of three.
At 6.22: 08, my wife gave birth to a little princess, 6. 18 kg, mother and child are safe.
7. One night, the poor washed it, and you were very happy.
8. Meeting a new life is the happiest thing in life. Mother and child are safe. In the future, there will be another person to protect you. Thanks to Ling.
9. Dragon Boat Festival! My baby is here, and the mother and son are safe./kloc-0 was born at 5: 07, weighing 6.5kg! Thank you, wife, for your hard work. Love You! Son, you can call it Uncle Yue. When you grow up, you will know how much your father cares about your name!
10. Little piggy hurried to see her when her mother was full-term. She gave birth safely and thanked her parents-in-law for their careful companionship and care. Those pains are nothing. I will love you for the rest of my life.
1 1. The most secure time every day is when my husband comes home safely from work and the baby's naughty fetal movement. I look forward to the arrival of the baby!
12. Being a mother for the first time today has brought me countless happiness.
13. The product 1.0 produced by Liu was officially released. Release time: x years x months x days x hours x minutes. The version is female, weighing x kilograms, and the mother and son are safe. Thank you for your concern.
14. Thank you for suddenly appearing in my life like an angel, which surprised me.
15. After that, it is the soft spot. Baby welcomes you to this world.
I didn't expect the baby to come so soon. The baby should be very healthy. Mom is looking forward to your arrival.
17. Children, hope has begun. New power.
18. Since then, a weakness has emerged. Baby, welcome to this world.
19. the greatness of maternal love, only when the mother gave birth to the child, the father realized the deepest! Wife has worked hard! Come on!
20. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 7 kg and 8 kg. If you want to ask for a surprise, you can join us!
2 1. It is reported that Uncle Dabo is approaching our mountain.
22. Baby, parents care for you and grow with you.
Thank you for choosing me as your mother.
After giving birth to the baby, Wen worked hard and was very moved by the arrival of the new life. I appreciate that you and your baby are healthy and safe.
25. The child burst into laughter, revealing two rows of white teeth.
26. Thank you for your encouragement and concern. A little cotton-padded jacket was born on the 20th.
27. Being a father today has brought me a lot of joy and a little anxiety. Why? Why? My wife is in urgent need of nutrition, and she is starving. I hope everyone will give generously and donate quickly! Speed!
28. 19 At 22: 20 on June, my wife gave birth to a Gemini son, weighing 6.5 kg. My mother and son are safe. I am a father!
29. With you, my mother has armor and weakness!
30. The imperial edict was sent to Fengtian, and the emperor said: Ten officials * * * got a daughter today, and she was adopted and named Little Dragon Girl. Ai Qing was specially appointed to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, rare birds and animals, treasures of gold and silver, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and painting, famous horses and BMWs, and fine wines and wines to the little dragon girl. Send it if you have the conditions, and send it if you don't have the conditions to create conditions. Offender hell to pay. I admire that.
Mother sends a circle of friends sentence to the baby after birth.
After the baby was born, the mother sent a circle of friends. Sentence 1 1. Children come home, come to my home.
Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince (princess) on X day, weighing X Jin, and the mother (son) and daughter were safe. Good news!
3. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 7 kg and 8 kg. If you want to ask for a surprise, you can join us!
4. Reporting, many aunts are close to us!
5. You are standing on the node of life: looking back is a childhood that slipped away quietly; Forward, the curtain of youth slowly opens to you.
From today, the world of two people will become a family of three.
7. Since then, there has been a weakness, baby. Welcome to this world.
8. I have been looking forward to it for almost 30 years, and my former lover has finally arrived. From today, I will be the man who can hug me with both arms.
9. It has a soft spot and a helmet.
10. Liu did it and the rest did it. The product 1.0 was officially delivered, and the mother and son were safe. Thank you for your concern.
1 1. Mother and child are safe! Teenager, your time has begun! Let's go
12. From today on, I can openly hug my left and right.
Thank you for your encouragement and concern.
14. firecrackers ring for you, smiling faces always hang on your face, and thousands of families bless you and congratulate you. I don't want to fall behind. Send short messages quickly. I wish you a happy son first, and then I wish you a pillar. Congratulations on your birth.
15. A cry is a declaration of life, and a photo records the original appearance of life.
Mom sends friends after the baby is born. Second sentence 16. I loved you for a long time when I first met you.
17. The piglet was successfully made on X month X day in X year. You watch your cabbage. I'll take the skill of fighting monsters first. See you in 20 years!
18. After 43 hours of pain, the soldier finally got a summer cotton-padded jacket. Thank you for your concern for your friends and family.
19. There is a great mother in the world. Thank your wife.
20. Today, a healthy little princess was born.
21.10/morning of October 30th 1: 58, the faceted jacket was sent to another life! May you grow up healthily, that's enough!
22. Tears, it is not easy to be reborn, and the medical staff is great.
23. When God gave you to us, luck was with you!
24. It is a long way to go to give birth to a new life and look forward to your arrival. Love you, baby.
25. I'm glad to have your son. My mother and son are safe.
26. On the way to protect my wife, I have another comrade-in-arms.
27. Send the baby's birth speech to the circle of friends (1)
28. You are unique. Go your own way and be yourself!
29. The long-awaited little life finally came to report. Mother and child are safe. Thank you for your blessings!
30. My little pig is out of the pen. Watch your cabbage.
The second baby was born, and the mother sent a circle of friends.
When the second child was born, the mother sent a circle of friends (Part I) 1. From then on, there was a soft rib and armor.
Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day.
There is a great mother in the world, thanks to my wife.
4. Report, report, a big wave of children is approaching our mountain!
Meeting a new life is the happiest thing in life. Mother and child are safe. In the future, there will be another person to protect you. Thanks to Ling.
6. On the morning of July 23rd, at 1 30, the caesarean section went smoothly, and the 6.7 kg baby boy and his mother were safe. Thank you for your concern. I appreciate your help. Our pig is out, so please take care of your cabbage.
7. Being a new mother, please take care of yourself for the rest of your life.
8. Come out to play with me from now on, son!
9. The first time I sent nude photos, I was a girl, and my uncle and aunt were in charge. Give me a reward!
10. A cry is a declaration of life, and a photo records the original appearance of life.
Thank you for coming to my side and being my baby?
12.6/2 1 23: 00, the mother and son are safe. Thank you, my wife. May the baby grow up safely and healthily.
13. The arrival of a new life has brought us happiness and gratitude, which is really a wonderful thing.
14. 1+ 1=3, a family of three starts from now on.
The boy lying in the weapon. ..
16. One son and one daughter, one husband and one wife, one pair for life, what else can a husband ask for?
17. Thank you for your attention, my little monster. Dad will always be your big tree!
18. Tears, the arrival of new life is not easy, and the medical staff is great.
19. Little friends say hello to the world.
20. Today, our Cao Shi family has contributed to China/KLOC-Acer with a population of 0/300 million. This is a small step in the population history of China, but it is a big step for our Cao family!
A copy of a second-born baby sent by a mother went to the circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. Today, a friend gave birth to a daughter, and I feel that many people around me have given birth to daughters. I don't know if the baby is male or female. I hope the time will be quick and I look forward to the arrival of the baby.
22. I didn't expect the baby to come so soon. The baby should be healthy. Mom is looking forward to your arrival.
23. My pig is out of the market, and cabbage growers are optimistic about cabbage!
24. Comrades who gave birth to daughters, watch your cabbage. I added pigs to kill today.
25. Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince (princess) on X day, weighing * Jin, and her mother (daughter) was safe. Good news!
26. I am very happy today! 6.4 Jin! Give birth naturally!
It is reported that Uncle Dabo is approaching our mountain.
28. From midnight 12 to 4: 30, after nearly four hours of hard work, Xingtuo left two daughters and two sons, and the mother and son were safe. I found that Xingtuo likes number 27. The first child is 9.27, and this one is 6.27. 6.27, 6 loves 7, not bad. I named you Xingtuo. It's worth it. Mom loves you ~
Baby, there are so many people looking forward to your arrival, so you must grow up healthily. See you in nine months. Let's work together, shall we?
30. My family was finally born? Are mothers and children safe?
3 1. People who can't let go for a long time, in a blink of an eye, the child is born, and there is no idea, but only nostalgia.
32. For comrades who are daughters, watch your cabbage. My pig went out today!
33. May you be as happy as a flower, continue to be happy and welcome the arrival of a new life!
34. There is a new man at home, weighing 7 kg and 2 Liang, with a gun.
35. After a night of tossing, my mother worked hard! Mother and child are safe and grateful!
36. Little girl, I'll cover it from now on!
37. There are new people in the family, and the mother and son are safe!
38. What did you do in your circle of friends today? Suntan my newborn baby!
39. My dear Sail's Fallen Heart was successfully produced. I wish you a healthy and happy growth.
40. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 7 kg and 8 kg. If you want to ask for a surprise, you can join us!
A circle of friends sent by my mother after the birth of the second child.
The circle of friends written by my mother after the birth of the second child 1. When I first met you, I seemed to have loved you for a long time.
2. Get rich overnight.
3. Little Duanduan finally came to this world at 6: 28 on June 20th, and the mother and son are safe ~ Thanks for meeting us in this life, let's work together to become a healthy baby, and both parents will work hard. A little fat, a girl of seven pounds and eight ounces ~
4. After a night of tossing, my mother worked hard! Mother and child are safe and grateful!
At noon today 12: 23, in XXXX hospital, my beloved wife gave birth to our son, and the mother and son were safe. The tiger weighs XXX and is XXX cm long. Sincerely invite friends and relatives to wish my son a healthy growth and a safe life.
6. Mother and child are safe! Honey, I love you if you work hard! Welcome your baby to our world.
7. 19 At 22: 20 on June, my wife gave birth to a Gemini son, weighing six and a half pounds. My mother and son are safe. I am a father!
8. Welcome to this world. You are about to start a new journey of your life. I am your world tour guide "Dad". I wish you a pleasant journey and hope you have a good time.
9. Dear grandparents, uncles and aunts, I am * *, I was born today! I'm a little prince (little princess) and I weigh * Jin * two. My mother gave birth to me naturally (by caesarean section). I'm exhausted! Thank you for your concern for us. I will grow up happily and healthily!
10. Mother and child are safe, being a mother and baby for the first time, and the rest of your life, please give me more advice!
1 1. I solemnly declare to you that I am a father, a father, a father, a father.
12. This goddess, you are very good. Please take care of the others.
13. I finally waited for you, mom's armor and weakness!
14. There was a loud noise in the sky, and my doll appeared. Dangdang Dangdang, 8 kg fat girl, mother and daughter are safe!
15. Only life is worth remembering with pain.
16. Thank you for your encouragement and concern. A little cotton-padded jacket was born on the 20th.
17. Dear friends, please pay attention to your cabbage. My pig went out of the circle today.
18.6/2 1 23: 00, the mother and son are safe. Thank you, my wife. May the baby grow up safely and healthily.
19. I always thought I was going to be a grandfather! Today, I completely understood one thing: I was my grandfather's life!
20. brothers I am a father! My wife just gave birth to a 6 kg 8 Liang daughter, which is very beautiful. From now on, man, I will be a slave to two women completely. Being a Mrs. Doubtfield, a cradle of human flesh, a milk powder cash machine, and my baby daughter holding my finger, I am very excited. Not to mention how cool it feels! Dude, congratulations!
The second child was born, and the circle of friends sent by the mother was 2 1. My wife and I spent a long 76 hours in the delivery room and deeply felt the hardships of giving birth. Now I just want to say: my wife has worked hard!
22. My dear Sail's Fallen Heart was successfully produced. I wish you a healthy and happy growth.
23. Fat man! Great mother, great child.
24. There are new people in the family, and the mother and son are safe! I grew up with you, and you grew old with me.
25. Give birth to a baby Mickey Mouse as a younger brother.
26. May you be as happy as a flower, continue to be happy and welcome the arrival of a new life!
27. The child laughed loudly, revealing two rows of teeth as white as jade.
28. Looking forward to the arrival of a new life ~ I wish you peace and happiness ~
29. Baby, parents care for you and grow with you.
30. Mother and child are safe! 7 kg 3 Liang boy! ! Honey, you have worked hard! ! !
3 1.xx years x months x days, a breeze blew from life, bringing peace of mind to xxx and xxx. Baby is like a bright star. From now on, we will occupy a clean corner in the baby world. Love her/him more than cherish ourselves. Thank you for giving us sincere encouragement when we are most painful and hesitant!
32. For comrades who are daughters, watch your cabbage. My pig went out today!
33. Successfully gave birth to Xiaojin! Ma Ma has worked hard! With this little cotton-padded jacket, the horse won't be cold after fighting.
34. One body, two heartbeats. I met you for the first time and loved you for a long time.
35. Comrades who have given birth to daughters, look after your cabbage. I added pigs to kill today.
36. It's amazing and exciting to feel the baby moving for the first time. I am so happy to feel the baby's existence for the first time, and I am looking forward to the arrival of TA more and more ~
37. The full-term piglet is eager to see its mother. She gave birth to a mother and son safely. Thank your parents-in-law for their careful companionship and care. Those pains are nothing. I will love you for the rest of my life.
38. From today, the world for two will become a family of three.
39. On the way to protect my wife, I have another comrade-in-arms.
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