Ask a few funny story fragments between campus lovers.

1, the hospital registration office met a girl who made my heart beat. She is at the front of the line, and I am a few people behind her. I tried to summon up the courage to strike up a conversation several times, but I failed. Seeing her take out the case book from the small window and turn it to me, I knew I would regret it for the rest of my life. Then I blushed and timidly squeezed out a few words: "Are you sick?"

She was dumped by her boyfriend again, and her heart was dying. Why? I always liked Scorpio boys, but I dumped them every time. It happened that there was a very important exam today, so she had to endure the pain and concentrate. Suddenly the invigilator said, "Please don't forget Scorpio ..." "No! ! "She stood up and ran out, tears streaming down her face. The teacher watched her run away in surprise, turned her head and continued: "Don't forget to fill in the seat number!" " "

3. A few days ago, I met a Jianghu elder brother with a carp tattooed on each side of his calf. The color is red and black, with the fish head on the left facing up and the fish head on the right facing down. The shape is terrible. At dinner, someone finally asked about the meaning of tattoos. Big Brother lit a cigarette slowly and said, "I was born in March 1976, 15 ... We all pricked up our ears and waited for the story of blood shed. Big brother exhaled a cigarette and said, "I am Pisces." " ……

4. It's hard to catch a cold. Lying in bed, she texted her boyfriend "I have a cold …" and decided to kick him if he replied "Drink more water". After a while, I received a message "Open the door". Who invited him? She got up and rushed to the door as fast as she could. At this time, her mobile phone vibrated again. She opened the door with one hand and clicked "Breathe more fresh air and exercise more!"

These jokes are still fresh and tortuous, and the story is strong! There are some on campus and others. I think it's quite new. Look at it.