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Why would a Taoist eat beef?

Wen: Road flyover Liupan

went out to play a few days ago, and walked a little far. At noon, he bought a cake and ate it on this beef noodle. Just as he was about to eat it, his fellow friends were shocked.

? "How can you eat beef if you are a Taoist?"

After that, it was very interesting to quickly pick out the few pieces of meat in my Lanzhou Lamian Noodles, and I quickly stopped them to save some.

I can eat beef.

People were surprised and laughed at me for being a fake Taoist priest. And eat beef.

? I shook my head and asked them, "Do you know why Taoist priests don't eat cows?"

"I rode a green cow through Hangu Pass to commemorate the merit of Qingniu in entrusting me to go out of Hangu Pass, and I didn't eat beef.

Niu Qin, Gou Zhong, Gui Shou, Snake Spirit and Yu Xiao didn't eat cows in order to reward them.

Cows were important production tools in ancient times, so they couldn't eat them. . . . 。”

I talked a lot.

I took the opportunity to add the meat back and eat it.

People didn't understand me, so I began to explain

I can eat because "Tao is not constant, and name is not constant." Do you know what is cultivated land now? What is beef cattle? Ancient times? Tao is not a dead rule. For example, classical physics is very reliable under the macro condition of low speed, but once the speed becomes faster and gets rid of the low speed, the research object becomes smaller and it is not easy to use it in microscopic classical physics. The same is true of "Tao". Isn't it foolish to look for Tao to follow but ignore the objective environment of the times?

? Therefore, when cattle are not simply used as agricultural tools, Taoist priests can also eat beef cattle, but they still can't eat "farm tools" and "tractors". Because of the change of the times, this rule has actually changed to protect agricultural machinery. On the contrary, if you believe in Taoism and destroy agricultural machinery, it is a violation of the precept, and this boss's beef is bought by cows eliminated from nearby cattle farms, which has nothing to do with farming cattle. So I can eat. I was very comfortable after eating it. The stomach acid corroded the noodles and the beef as thin as white paper. A stream of heat flowed from my stomach to my whole body, bringing joy to being alive.

Everyone ate beef noodles with only normal weight in consternation.

Looking at people who are old-fashioned, I can't help feeling that we are walking on the road of seeking truth, just like walking on the edge of a cliff. If we stick to the old-fashioned way and don't know how to adapt to the times, we may fall into the abyss of superstition and backwardness. ?