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Make up the sweet words that men want to hear most.

Make up the sweet words that men want to hear most.

1. It's fun to be with you.

Sometimes, a nervous man will foolishly think that flattery is equivalent to praising a woman for her beauty and good figure, but she doesn't know that flattery is sometimes kicked to death by a horse. What they want is by no means a perfunctory smile. Some sweet words can be recalled, and the sincerity reflected is not as good as "You are very important to me, I will die without you" and "Because of you, I know the world is so beautiful".

2. I like your nose (voiceover: hair, eyes, voice, slender hands ...)

Choose one. There's always something to praise. Men care about appearance as much as women, and targeted praise may be exchanged for his pretentious indifference or childish naughty response. Men always scoff at women's lingering "love you and miss you", but they applaud them for giving him extra points directly, especially the subtle sexual hints hidden in this sweet talk will always make them unconsciously lose their minds.

How do you know everything! (voiceover: You are so smart and capable; You know everything)

Whether there is real material or not, men are more or less chivalrous and like to show their "unique skills" in front of women by surprise. Women also hope that the man at home is not only a computer expert, but also a plumber and a cross-power repairman. At this time, the man who is so busy in their eyes has a different kind of sexy charm.

In fact, many compliments are nonsense. Who doesn't know how much he weighs? But often such nonsense will become a stimulant for men, and such praise is an incentive and recognition. No man doesn't like it.

4. You are really interesting. (voiceover: you are so humorous)

Humor is a magic weapon to focus on women's popularity. Men with a sense of humor are always popular among women. Many men worry about their lack of sense of humor, and many men practice their sense of humor but can't get in. They always use funny jokes and inappropriate teasing to cause silence.

5. I miss you

It's simple, but the effect is extraordinary. The index that makes men feel excited will never lose to the straightforward and melodramatic "I love you", which is neither artificial nor gentle. Men don't like to say "love" all the time, but they won't refuse such a simple and concise word. Besides, this word is quite convenient. Even if a text message or a phone call is only two or three words, a man's eyes will be instantly soft.

6. Your lips are so sexy!

Everyone has different sexy standards. If you say yes, he will be interested.

Thin lips represent perseverance and restraint, thick lips represent affection and gentleness, and thin lips and thick lips are impeccable. You can't praise him too much as long as he's not three-lipped or has sparse corn teeth in his mouth. However, few women pay attention to men's lips, and men rarely regard lips as a show-off capital. It's just that when we praise men for their sexy lips, they will still accept them all.

7. Wow! Your figure is really good!

Although a few women like men with beer bellies, they feel that such men feel safe.

I think most men still want to see four or six muscles in their abdomen. So, when an athletic man swims with you, or you accidentally see his upper body when changing T-shirts, all you need is to exclaim, "Wow-". In many cases, the second half is needless to say.

Sweet talk to men

Sweet talk to men

1, "I love you"

Yes, men also like to hear you say I love you, although they don't like to say it themselves. But he loves to hear it for the same reason as you. Maybe you can also use Japanese, French, Hebrew … so please say it in the active voice instead of saying: I love you, too.

I like your hair, the luster of your hair (feeling, color, taste ...)!

Choose one. There is always one thing to praise. Observing a person should be from head to toe, at least this is my mentality. There are also many people who are just the opposite of me. Such people can often harvest more things on the road. I think thick hair is a necessary condition for a charming man. Men are afraid of baldness just as women are afraid of wrinkles. Many men are a little bald, so they look around for medicine. Bald men will never become a hot commodity in the market. Of course, if someone is willing to praise him, or regards disability as a kind of beauty from the bottom of his heart, then the shortcomings are also advantages, as long as he speaks sincerely and to the point. Language is such a self-deceiving thing. Besides praising their thick hair, you can also say, "I just like gray hair with sideburns. It's sexy." "No hair, why?" "It's so cool to have such long hair!" "Wow, is green a popular color this year?" Don't feel insincere, you don't have a Grenade.

3. "You are really like a child."

Maybe every woman who is a wife and a mother will find that she actually has two children, one is born by herself and the other is born by her mother-in-law. He doesn't have to compete with his son for favor, but when you look at him with laughter and trouble, he will be more sure that he is spoiled by you. No matter how many shortcomings you have, you have done something wrong. You have been tolerant and understanding, but you just think he is a teenager.

4. "Your eyes are really ..."

You don't have to finish this sentence. What you want is a subtle aftertaste. What do men like to hear? Is it different from women? Do what you want! Or the tortoise looks at mung beans. You like heavy eyebrows and big eyes, and I like small eyes to gather light. The most important thing is to be targeted, depending on what kind of man you are facing. As long as you want to please him, please others even if you are embarrassed. I thought the size of the eyes was the second, and the light inside the eyes was the key.

"Your eyes ..." should be a national praise and code word.

5. "You are a responsible person"

Whether a man has a sense of responsibility seems to be innate, which has a lot to do with the family he grew up in and the living environment. There are also men who are selectively responsible for some people and choose to give up for others. After all, being too responsible is annoying. There are also some people who talk about "responsibility" and are on call to deal with those silly women who are kind, inexperienced and have illusions about them.

6. "Your nose is really beautiful"!

A year's plan is in spring, a day's plan is in the morning, and a face is in the nose. A man with a long nose is always a little complacent, or a big nose like Jackie Chan or French lover Depardieu will do. In addition to being simple and cute, there are hidden sexual hints.

7. "Your lips are so sexy!"

Everyone has different sexy standards. If you say yes, he will be interested. Thin lips represent perseverance and restraint, thick lips represent affection and gentleness, and thin lips and thick lips are impeccable. You can't praise him too much as long as he's not three-lipped or has sparse corn teeth in his mouth. However, few women pay attention to men's lips, and men rarely regard lips as a show-off capital. It's just that when we praise men for their sexy lips, they will still accept them all.

8. "You are a good husband"

Although men are naturally romantic, they still want to live in a five-family family and wear a model husband's top hat on their heads. It is natural to love your daughter, and it is your duty to love your wife. Of course, taking care of other people's wives in his busy schedule is also his skill. As long as you don't let your husband have a problem, everything will be fine.

9. "Your voice is really beautiful!"

In order, I should talk about the neck, but there is really nothing to say here. I never quite understood why some parents named their daughters "backstreet" (Adam's apple). Men with prominent Adam's apple generally have a loud and deep voice. As a by-product of male secondary sexual characteristics, male voice is also a secret weapon that can charm many girls. "Your voice is really nice!"

This is a common and lasting good word. Sexy male voices sometimes even give women goose bumps.

10, "You are a mature man"

With the growth of age, people will become more and more mature, but it cannot be said that all adults are mature. Mature men and women exude unique charm. Mature men especially attract immature young women. Similarly, it is not difficult for attractive young women to seduce young men in The Seeds of Love, so the two sexes can help each other and grow together.

1 1, "Your breasts are so thick!"

Men's breasts don't have the standards of A, B, C and D, but strong breasts always make women feel the urge to hug. Although there is no water here, women always want to spend the night in the military port here. The man listened, "Your breasts are really thick!" The first reaction is that the hormone index rises rapidly, and what's more, it will fold your arms and sleeves, exposing large or small muscles accompanied by smug snickers. This so-called, just what you want!

12, "You are really capable."

Men seem to be born excellent. The indomitable spirit is either a man or a monster, definitely not a woman. Women like capable men (double meaning), and no one wants losers.

In fact, men should not shrink back because they feel that they have a long way to go. Women nowadays are definitely no easier than you.

13, wow! Your figure is really good!

Although a few women like men with beer bellies, they feel that such men feel safe. I think most men still want to see four or six muscles in their abdomen. So, when an athletic man swims with you, or you accidentally see his upper body when changing T-shirts, all you need is to exclaim, "Wow-". In many cases, the second half is needless to say.

14, "You are so brave"

The word "brave" doesn't seem to be used much now. After all, there are fewer and fewer opportunities to be brave, except for a few people who love extreme sports or polar exploration. Courage has gradually changed from an action to a thinking. In this highly competitive commodity society, men's heroic complex is still everywhere. After all, it takes courage to get any new opportunities, whether for things or people. Brave men are always women's favorite. "You are so brave" must be sincere admiration, if not irony.

15, "You are so generous, so generous"

In our society where material life has not been fully enriched, generous men are still in short supply. Women like generous men, otherwise why do you want rich men? In fact, it is not that men are not generous, but that some people do not have generous conditions, while some people have developed a good habit of thrift since childhood. "You are too generous, too generous" sounds like your wife's complaint. However, as long as the tone of many words is different, the meaning is completely different.

16, "How big!"

17, "You are great"

18, your ass is really beautiful!

China people attach great importance to the use of euphemism, which is generally the result of long-term education. However, in recent years, there seems to be a reversal trend. The lower body is also called the lower body. I don't have any friends in the poetry club, and I don't know what they mean. Maybe legs and feet.

Looking through religious dictionaries, we will find that genital worship has existed since ancient times. If this is also a religious phenomenon, it is understandable that men like to talk about things with that penis. After all, it is the most basic and bottom line standard to measure masculinity. Otherwise, we don't need Viagra.

In Jin Ping Mei, Wang Po's "off-word donkey qualification" for Simon's leading official is a flag put up by some lucky men among their buddies and girlfriends. Therefore, in private space, praise a man "so big!" He will be very proud. Of course, if his talent is not good enough, it will be ironic to say so.

At this time, you'd better put aside weights and measures and pay attention to the essence of things. Therefore, the words "you are great" are the best. Personally, I prefer men with bulging buttocks, because whenever someone praises their beautiful buttocks, they are all beautiful.

19, "You are so funny!" "You are so humorous!"

Men with a sense of humor are always welcome, as long as you are not a chatterbox or a clown. Many people will be distressed because they have no sense of humor. In fact, a sense of humor is innate, and the accumulation of the day after tomorrow will also help, but it will only play a greater role. As long as you think that I have no sense of humor and I have other things to do, I will feel much more at ease. "You are so funny!" "You are so humorous!" Men with this talent are very happy to hear compliments.

20. "Your fingers are very artistic."

There are different opinions about fingers.

If it is slender, you can say, "Your fingers are so artistic." When I see small hands, I might as well say "small hands catch treasures", but when I see rough ones, I don't say anything, just keep it in mind. If other aspects are suitable, I will consider whether there is room for further development.

2 1, "That's very thoughtful of you."

Note that this sentence should be said in two parts. Speaking of the middle, pause for a moment, as if after a short thought, and then say the second half. In fact, many internal things are subjective. It is difficult to judge whether a person has thoughts or not. It depends on what kind of ideological level the person who evaluates you is in, so don't be too happy. However, if you hear the words "you are very thoughtful", men will make all kinds of guesses about this person's intelligence level, but they will certainly not feel too exclusive to her.

22. "Don't be too smart!" 23. "You are so handsome!" 24. "You are so tall"

Handsome and knowledgeable men often don't care much about their beauty, because what is easy to get always seems to be of little value. So just from the face, men like to hear women say that they are handsome, good-looking, or at least manly. In terms of figure, men have higher requirements for themselves. Literacy and fitness are topics of great concern to modern people after solving the problem of food and clothing. Men must like to hear women say they are handsome.

Although many of these comments are women talking about men behind their backs, occasionally speaking frankly in front of them will at least get an intoxicating smile. Men are also very concerned about height. Tall men are always attractive to women. When a woman says "You are so tall", a man will take a woman as innocent girl.

25. "You are deep."

The word "playing deep" has not been heard for some time. After all, it's not fun. In high school, an art girl once solemnly said to me, "You are very deep." Although this evaluation is very useful to me, I always feel that this kind of words is best dedicated to men. A real man needs not only length, but also depth.

26. "You are so smart"

If a man praises a woman for being smart, it seems that her appearance is debatable, but if a woman says, "You are so smart," men think they deserve it. In fact, many compliments are nonsense. Who doesn't know how much he weighs? But since everyone likes to listen, its existence cannot be erased. Praise is a kind of encouragement and recognition, and it is also a good means to regain or increase self-confidence.

In fact, there are many, many, just left to different men to give different answers. After all, life is a painting, and sometimes it needs to be left blank. In fact, it is not necessarily 26. Maybe men only like listening to 3, 6 or 260. The important thing is not to know what he likes to listen to, but to know what kind of man the man around you is. The point is-make him love you more. This is a skill and a purpose.

Sweet talk to men

Sweet talk to men

1, husband, husband, always work for the public. No matter how many glasses of wine you drink, you should go home and relax. You should have fun at will, and your wife will miss you in minutes.

2. It rained today. Don't think that wearing less clothes is handsome. In fact, it is really chic to wear warm clothes, and good health is the most important thing!

3. The heart is there, the dream is there, and there is true love between heaven and earth; See success or failure, life is heroic, just start all over again. May you walk out of the predicament and move towards glory!

Thinking of you is the only thing I can do, and loving you is the only way I can go!

5, eat less salt and be jealous; Eat less meat and more vegetables; Eat less sugar and more fruit; Take less cars and walk more; Less angry and more smiling; Less sadness, more sleep.

6, you are very humorous!

7. You are a man!

8, travel, take care of yourself, don't squeeze in crowded places; Can't go to places with few people, drink more cold water to prevent heatstroke and cool down; I miss, cherish, cherish!

9. The idea of smoking to show fashion is old-fashioned. For the sake of health, you should smoke two less!

10, I really miss you. Life without you is like: cooking without salt, drinking without sweet oranges, and going shopping without money.

1 1, the weather has become so fast, and the cold current has quietly arrived. I care about you because you are cute. Cover the pig's feet with blankets at night, and it's okay to spoil the bones, so you can supplement calcium. Don't scold me. Have a happy day!

12, please drink another cup of Radix Isatidis before going to bed, drink more water and have a good rest. I wish you a speedy recovery.

Please take care of yourself, drink less, exercise more and take more rest for me.

You are a good husband!

15, I didn't expect you to cook so well!

16, the weather changes suddenly, pay attention to your health, drive slowly on the way back, and be careful all the way. Have a nice trip!

17, you are so funny (voiceover: you are so funny)

18, how do you know everything (voiceover: you are so smart and capable; You know everything.

19, your body is very sexy!

20. You look great in this dress!

2 1, you have a good eye!

22. You can do it!

23. How thoughtful of you!

24. Your voice is too magnetic!

25. You are my first man!

Sweet talk to men

Sweet talk to men

1, I like you, and I am very happy to meet you. ...

I am not as happy as you. You are happy, and I am happy. I'm happier with you around!

As long as there are pineapples, the salt will become sweet. Lala Lala, you are my pineapple ~

I miss you ~ ~ I always miss you

5. You're amazing ~ ~ I'm soaked.

I miss you. I will miss you every day.

7. Praise him and pretend to admire him ~ Men love this ~

8. Just praise him and say that he is both good.

9. You are very important to me! Even if it is disgusting, even if he is a little smug after listening, he must be very useful in his heart!

10, call him baby. Throw away those rigid names. Although the baby is flooding now, the warm meaning of this word is still deposited in the depths of our unconsciousness.

1 1, you are very enterprising. Praising him for his enterprising spirit is the greatest affirmation of a man's value. At the same time, your praise is his last line of defense to build confidence.

You're really great. Even though he may not be really great, you know, men's confidence in sex comes from women's affirmation.

You are very romantic. Praising a man's romance shows that he has a good taste in life. Such affirmation may make him really more romantic in the future.

You are really classy. Some tests show that men actually care more about beauty and appearance than women. Therefore, it is often men who secretly look in the mirror in the elevator.

You are very considerate. Every man wants to be a gentleman. He wants others to know that he is a gentleman.

You are very popular. Men attach great importance to their small groups, and one of his charm proofs is that there are many good friends and leaders in small groups.

17, I'm from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and you're from Zhoukou, Beijing. I took your furry hand and took a gentle bite. Love makes us walk upright.

18, since I got your love, I seem to see the light in the endless darkness, as if I got a clear spring in the boundless desert, and as if I found a flower in the rock. How can I not thank you?

19, it's not that I won't be tempted by others, but because I already have you, I don't think it's necessary to be tempted by others.

20. Since I saw you that time, my soul seems to have been taken away by you, and your shadow occupies every memory of me. Can you understand my infatuation?

2 1, does not like to talk, but talks the most every day. I don't like to laugh, but I always laugh. People around me say that my life is so happy, so I think I am really happy. But why did I suddenly become silent among a large group of friends? Why do I feel sad when I see a similar figure in the crowd? I forgot to talk when I watched the trees fall leaves madly in autumn, and I forgot the original direction when I watched the warm yellow light on the road as it was getting late. ...

22. I'm happy and carefree. I'm really infatuated with you. I'm worried about you. I've been very sad. I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I'm tired of writing it. I'm afraid you're unintentional.

23. I don't know if this is a fate. The person I want to like is someone who doesn't know how to cherish. And people who like me are useless to me, and I don't even think about accepting the idea.

24. I want the sun to never set and always hang in the sky; I want the stars to never dim and shine every night; I hope winter will never be cold, just like spring; I want people who read short messages to never have troubles, always have joy, and always be happy!