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Please talk about the character of a little red in the Central Plains.
There are many kinds of killers. The brilliant Jing Ke stabbed the king of Qin for righteousness, which can be remembered forever. However, more killers don't have such lofty ideals, they just want to live, they just want to make a profit. As long as you have enough money, you can ask them to help you get rid of people you don't want to see again. Meng Xinghun used to be such a person, so did Wu, and so did Xiao's tears. However, I don't want to talk about them. What I want to say is a very strange person. He also has a very procrastinating name. His name is Zhongyuan Xiaohong.
"I asked for a murderer, but I found a little red."
"Killing people without bloodshed, the sword is a little red."
He kills people and needs to pay. The more interesting people are, the higher the price. However, there are exceptions. Sometimes, he doesn't even need a penny to kill people He only sold out his fencing. He said that no one could insult his personality. For those who insult him, there is only one end for them, and that is death! He is a killer among killers. He often said: if a person can die at his hands, he should be very happy, because it can be said that he is lucky to die at the hands of a death artist like him!
However, as people often say, you can't walk by the river without getting wet. Once, someone told him to kill a few people. Ordinary second-rate people would not be interested in such little people. But that day, he seemed in a good mood and agreed. But that was the only time he missed. Because, Chu Liuxiang is here. You can understand that heroes cherish heroes, or you can say that these two people have problems. Anyway, people who can't get together for eight generations have become friends.
Xiaohong is the king of killers. In order to keep fit, he needs to keep calm all the time. Therefore, he has few friends and never drinks. Therefore, Chu Liuxiang expressed his opinion: "If you don't drink and kill people, it's just like being afraid of taking a shit and not eating. Not only ridiculous, but also inhuman. " Xiaohong is depressed. I feel that Chu Liuxiang doesn't understand the pursuit and fun of killers at all. Whenever the tip of the sword pierces the enemy's throat, I will look at that little bit of red, just like my first night. That feeling is really good, I can't express it in words. Chu Liuxiang doesn't kill people, how can he know that killing people also pays attention to art? Xiao-hong Yi thought he was such a master of art. ..
As the saying goes, if you are near Zhu Zhechi, you will be black, if you are near Mexico. People say that Xiaohong seems to have a lot more smiles on her face since she became friends with Chu Liuxiang. Now, we laugh more times in a day than in the previous year. He even told some jokes. For example, in dealing with Nangong Ling, he said a sentence that has become a classic: "Do you know that even a prostitute will give it once when she meets the right guest ... this time I will give it away."
People often say yes. First she had a friend, and then Xiaohong found her favorite. Her name is Qu. She really looks like a miracle that God gave Xiaohong. She is very competitive and even more stubborn than Xiaohong. Xiaohong said that he understood that it was just a protective circle she set up to protect herself. If you ask him why he is so clear? He will say, because they are the same type of people.
In fact, Xiaohong in the Central Plains is not a good person. He is a killer. He doesn't know how many people he killed. Although it is involuntary, people are in the rivers and lakes. Who is not involuntary? That's not a good reason to kill. But the loveliness of Xiaohong is that he is a real person. People like him have a rock-solid attachment to friendship. Once he believes in you and treats you as a friend, then his life can be dedicated at any time. With him standing behind you, you never have to worry about what's behind you unless he dies.
People like Xiaohong are used to staying in dark places, and what they lack is that ray of sunshine. Chu Liuxiang cracked a crack in his heart, and this ray of sunshine lit up the whole world. A little red ruined the arm on which he stood in the Jianghu, because Song had no ability. At that time, they were probably the happiest people in the world. It stands to reason that killers are not suitable to talk about marriage because they don't even know their own tomorrow. How can they promise the future? So Xiaohong bid farewell to her past with a broken arm and thanked Hu Tiehua. Because this knife is tantamount to cutting off a little red past.
Although a little red knows that it is not so easy to get rid of the thirteen killers, especially the boss will never let go of those who betray him. Although he knew that the price of quitting might be death, he did it anyway. People with love, their courage is immeasurable. What they are most afraid of is that they can't live and die together, and life is insignificant in front of love.
Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If you are free, you can throw both. A little red hasn't given up everything for freedom, but it's amazing that he can do it for love. Chu Liuxiang is known as Xiang Shuai, and may envy a little bit of red in the end, because they are really lovers.
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