Jokes about skin care products

In the future, if you go to the street or meet someone named Estee Lauder, avoid it. After all, Estee Lauder is hard to bring!

Artistry is really a poor child. As soon as she appeared in front of the world, she was called out of her defect: dumb.

Neil is the most fragrant person in the world, so he is called Chanel.

I heard that the most common thing is being beaten. Recently, I got a Clinique.

Japanese SK-2 recently added a name: barbecue rabbit, which should be delicious.

It is said that Junichiro Koizumi committed too many crimes, and a man named Xiao Bi beat him with indignation, so biotherm came into being.

It is said that Lancome didn't expect to use any name when it was first produced. At that time, it was full of music buttons and things like that. Someone tried it and said, "Really?"

It is difficult to buckle, so I finally decided to use Lancome.

There is a Tang in the name of the founder of a skin care product, and there is a stature in his mother's name. In memory of his mother, Shiseido was named.

Dabao was originally called Bao Xiao, but it sounded a bit awkward, so he changed his name to Dabao.

Extended data

A batch of primary school Chinese test papers require "you ... you ... and ..." to make sentences. A student wrote: Yesterday I went to my grandma's house, and grandma brought me a chicken leg. After eating, I asked my grandmother if there were any more. Grandma replied: "Yes, yes!"

The lawyer's dog ate a piece of butcher's meat. The butcher found a lawyer and asked angrily, "You are a lawyer, so tell me, did your dog eat a piece of meat for 20 yuan in my shop?" Should I pay? " Lawyer: "Of course.

However, as a lawyer, my consulting fee is the lowest in 50 yuan. You should pay me again now, 30 yuan. "

An old farmer caught some chickens, put them in a coop, and then went to the market to sell them. He walked on his back for a while and felt very tired. He thought, "if I let them out, it will be easy to go to the market."

"So he let the chickens out of the cage, and the chickens immediately ran around. He picked up a stick and ran after it and shouted, "These damn chickens are dark at midnight. You can announce the dawn on time, and they don't know the way in broad daylight. "