Humorous love words

1, I like you not for three minutes, but for a long time. Don't think so much, just think about me. You can be the chaos when I was young, and you will be my white-headed lover for the rest of my life. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together! I like you, your eyebrows and your temper, not you. Although I am not good at words, I can't hide my love for you. 7, the abyss of lips and teeth, between the eyebrows and eyes, I like you year after year. I wanted to know you the first time I saw you. They call it love at first sight. 9. I won't say warm and touching words, but will simply accompany me for a lifetime. 10, one mouth is your name, one eye is your appearance. 1 1, let me like you clumsily, from an instant to eternal life, from a leaf to knowing autumn, and then, riding a white horse and settling in the sea. 12, the milky way is hot, you are the ideal on earth; Things change, you are a beautiful thing in the world; Everyone is mediocre and you are the star of the world; Everything is ups and downs, and you are the way home. 13, possessed or doomed. In short, it's good to have you in my life. 14, you are not perfect, but what you gave me is irreplaceable. I am not perfect, but what I can give is unique. 15, I hope to have a person like you, such as the refreshing wind in the mountains and the warm light in the ancient city. From morning till night, from Shan Ye to the study. As long as it's you in the end. 16, I always have a fever of three minutes, and there is 1440 minutes a day. I cook 480 times a day because of you. 17, leaves fall back to the roots, you belong to me. 18, your lips are really beautiful, suitable for saying that you love me and more suitable for kissing me. 19, there is no special reason to love someone, just because you are you. 20. There are many passers-by on the road of life, and everyone has his own home. Others go east, west, south and north, and I'll find you. 2 1, I want to be with you, even if the front is covered with thorns, even if 10 thousand people stop me, even if I am white-haired. 22. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world. 23. The most beautiful scenery and touching love words in the world can't compare with your smiling eyes when you look at me. 24. For others, you are a person; But to me, you are my whole world. 25. Starlight filled the whole year, and I only remember your eyes. 26. I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you. Humorous love stories 2 1. I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you. Actually, I can't imagine what life would be like without you. The so-called love means that you still cherish each other after all the passion and romance are taken away. I don't know when I have fallen in love with you, your smile and your gentleness. I am just an ordinary woman, how can I resist your warm love? I am moved by your persistence. Actually, I know I've been waiting for you. 5. Without words, let me tell you what love is with actions ... 6. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. 7. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever. 8. If it weren't for loving you, how could I stay awake at night? If I didn't love you, how could I sigh inadvertently? Only you in the world don't understand that I love you! 9. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you are worried, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world … I just want to give you my true love. 10, I miss you, but I dare not contact you! I love you, but I dare not tell you! I hate you, but I can't forget you! This is love! 1 1. My heartbeat is waiting for your news, and I am eager to meet you often. Sweetness lingers on your way, looking at your clear eyes warmly, and the feeling of loving you is really wonderful! 12, I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, hug you when I sleep, and see you when I wake up! I have been looking forward to this moment, forever. 13. In my lost heart in the past, you pulled me out of loneliness 14, this life ... If ... I can't have you, I will ... hate myself 15. I will love you if you like. If you don't want it, I'm unrequited. Would you? 16, I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself, believe me! I will give you happiness. 17, I thought I could be strong without you ... finally, I know I can't ... 18, I miss you a little bit, more frequently, and stronger every day. 19, I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need you to make me feel that I am yours. Many times, I just want to have you and hold me tight until my mood really gets better. 2 1, even if your hair turns white, my stalwart body is not straight; Even if my legs and feet are no longer flexible, your gentle face is also portrayed by years; And we are still holding hands in the sunset! 22, baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night, and I feel too sweet, which will lead to tooth decay. I love you until the end of the world. 24. Maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine or the long love like running water. I only know that I love you forever and I can do anything for you. 25. As long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters. No matter where you are, whenever you need me, I will fly back to you. 27. Every night with you, I am no longer lonely. 28. Looking at you with a smile, I suddenly found myself really the happiest person in the world. 29. If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you. 30, really, how to lose you and win the world? 3 1, my love opens for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love is running for you, like red blood filling my body ... 32. I want to sublimate a short poem about my love for you into a long life essay. I am willing to wait for you for ten million years and smile like the warm sun in early spring. I can't hold your hand, but I feel your tenderness. I want to see you, but I often dream. I want to say I love you, but only in my heart! At this moment, I really miss you. 35. At this moment, I wake up every day and see your sunny smile on the wall. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleeping capacity ... 36. Because you are too perfect, I can't declare that I love you; I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future. We firmly believe that we will be together forever. 39. Your smile, like a clear spring, is flowing with clear love, washing my inner sweetness and touching my emotional nirvana. Loving you is my biggest choice, and it will never change. 40. With the gentle melody, look for traces of roses. When you are by my side, you are everything; When you are not with me, everything is you. 4 1, I spent my whole life just to kiss you ... 42. No dress fits better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love. 43. I love you, I love you, and I will always love you ... 44. I didn't think about you deliberately, because I knew I should be grateful when I met you, because I knew I should be grateful when I met you. I just think of you in many, many small moments. For example, a movie, a song, a lyric, a road and countless moments to close your eyes. Your name is written all over my heart ... Let me love you forever! ! ! ! ! 46. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile and your encouragement, which makes me strong to deal with it. Thank you! ! 47, the vast world, it is really difficult to meet a bosom friend; It is really difficult for all beings to meet a rare love. But I am lucky because I met you. May you be happy because of me! 48. I didn't know the sweetness of love until I fell in love with you ... 49. Sometimes I really want to forget you and only remember the world, but I often forget the whole world and only remember you. 50. The melodious and firm melody only plays for you; Good luck is written only for you; Naughty love words, just for you to jump; You are so extraordinary. Humorous love words 3 humorous love words used to pick up girls 1. What if I can't say it? Like you is enough. I will keep you in my heart when you are thin, and you will get stuck when you are fat. After you said good night to me once, I made up my mind to say good night to you every night. 4. What just happened! Is there an earthquake? Or did you shake my world? When I met you, God only said four words "doomed" in my ear. 6. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. 7. Didn't your mother teach you to reciprocate? If I like you, you must stay with me. 8. Give you life advice. "I suggest you stay with me." 9. You don't cherish me now. I tell you, after this village, I will wait for you in the next village 10. I like you so much that you will die. 1 1. Love someone who doesn't love you, turn his habits into yours, and live alone. 12, I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you. 13, how fast should I live to meet you? 14, I can't say you, but I like you. 15, I loved you very much yesterday, and I don't want to love you today, but I know that I still love you the most when I wake up tomorrow. 16 In fact, people like me who are selfish and lazy, afraid of bothering others and being disturbed at the same time, often want to live alone in this world. Although I am lonely, I am relaxed and free. I kind of want to be with you for the rest of the time. 17, if you are ugly, maybe I can take you shopping, watching movies, eating western food, walking, watching the stars and the moon, and talking about life philosophy from poems and songs, but you are so beautiful, I just want to fall in love with you. 18, I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings 19, tonight I saw a person's back like you, not you, but I couldn't help watching all the way. 20. I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.