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How to make friends happy in the country love story (a collection of 40 sentences)

How to make friends happy (I) 1 "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."

You said that people are afraid of loneliness when walking, but I said that it is not your job to be crowded.

Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

4. "You can be lucky twice in your life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."

I want to sleep. Come to my dream tonight. Long time no see, I miss you a little.

6. This is watermelon and that is cantaloupe. You are my little fool.

7. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me%.

8. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

9. "I am a difficult person" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."

10. I want to hold you all the time and always be inseparable.

1 1. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

12. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

13. How to relieve worries? Only hug you.

14. Everyone else changed their minds, but I never stopped being a thief from the moment I saw you.

15. "I want to borrow a cup from you." Why borrow a cup? "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

"Can you read palms?" "A little, you need me in your life."

17. There are 100 ways to eat and miss you 98 times a day.

18. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

19. "My three views are incorrect and crooked"? "Well, it's all good for you."

20. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.

How to make friends happy (Chapter 2) 2 1. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.

22. "You will never see me lonely." "Why?" "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not with me."

23. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.

24. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.

25. I want to be with you, even if the front is full of thorns, even if thousands of people stop me, even if I am white-haired.

26. Would you like to try the new strawberry lipstick?

27. "Everyone says I have three incorrect views." "ah? Why? " "Well, it's all good for you."

28. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."

29. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?

30. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."

3 1. My name is Zhang. What's your name? We are a pair of cygnets.

32. My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.

33. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.

34. Will you still fall in love with other girls? Yes, she will call you mom.

35. "I think our friendship can only last until today." Why? "Let's talk about love next."

36. "Why are you so overbearing?" "What?" "You dominate my whole heart."

37. "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

38. I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

39. "I think I should buy you a compass." "Why?" "I'm afraid you're too used to looking north behind my back."

40. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

Funny vulgar love words that amuse women.

Funny love stories that amuse women-1. Do you know the difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

2. "I just want to be a person after meeting you" and "a person"

3. "You must fail." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"

Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

5. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

6. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

7. Whether to eat barbecue is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

8. "I think you should knock on all doors." "Why?" "Because you knock well."

9. "Do you guess whether I like drinking or playing king?" "Playing the king?" "No, I love you."

10. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you has never waned.

1 1. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

12. "Why are you so overbearing?" "What?" "You dominate my whole heart."

13. What happened to "Come and help me"? What happened? "I am trapped in a world that loves you."

14. "My blood sugar is low, please tell me something sweet."

15. Good things like to share with others, but even better, you just want to keep them, like you.

16. Meeting someone you like is like ruining the rest of your life, crossing the ocean and finally seeing land.

17. "I like 70 things" "What?" "The first one is you, and the remaining 69 are with you."

18. "There are two kinds of time". What two kinds? "Time with you and time without you"

19. "Shh, listen" "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."

20. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.

Funny love stories that make women happy. I am a materialist. I didn't want to have an afterlife until I met you. "

22. "Do you know what is the most beautiful in the world?" What? "you"

23. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.

24. where are you now At home, you are in my heart now.

25. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

26. "Let's eat noodles" and "What noodles"

27. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.

28. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."

29. I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will follow you. I will enjoy the sunset with you and walk with you in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River. I will follow you all my life and accompany you around the world.

30. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."

3 1. I'm too kind. Why? Because my heart is full of you.

If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.

33. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

34. "I think you look like a relative." "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

35. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

36. I think you are like a game. What game? My world.

37. Don't complain, give me a hug.

38. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "like dogs" and "Wang ~"

39. "Do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Always with you."

40. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

Funny love story that makes women happy 3 4 1 Do you like yourself? Yes, and then we like the same person.

42. Hey, give me your hand? "I want to hold my girlfriend's hand"

43. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.

44. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.

45. I'm a little busy recently. I'm busy with what, and I like you.

46. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

47. What do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

49. What is "My birthday wish is simple"? "Just being with you."

If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even in the next life.

5 1. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.

52. Girl, I am as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss from you.

53. Dear, we want to be together forever, only with you.

54. How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.

55. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "I can't help blushing because I see your face."

56. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

57. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."

58. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

59. Do you know what you look like? (What person? ) My woman

60. "Who are you?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me."

Simple collection of love stories

1, I always thought I was a perfect person, until one day, I met you, and I found that I had a particularly big shortcoming. What shortcomings? I need you.

2. Do you know? What? You overlooked one thing. Especially now. What is missing? Without me by your side.

3. Do you know what I want to be? What person? Your people.

4. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? I didn't know the stars were in the sky and you were in my heart.

5. I can't get through the security check every time. They say I have a you in my heart.

6, 30 night firecrackers rang again, not what I think you think.

7. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.

8. I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank, but I just can't help thinking about you.

9. I have super powers. What is this? I like you very much.

10, it's more fun to read the chat record with you than to read the salary slip.

1 1. What is the pinyin for sleep? What about the pinyin of sleep and insomnia? Asbestos, what's the difference between them? u

12, you know? We all went too far. You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated.

13, exaggerated, Peach Blossom Lake is deeper than thousands of feet, not as good as you and me.

14, you asked that the return date has not been fixed ... I hope I can stick to you every day.

15, are you nearsighted? No myopia. Then why can't you see that I like you?

16, why did you hurt me and you? Make me like you.

17, only state officials can set fire, and you are not allowed to leave me.

18, I want to change my look recently. What look? I can't do it without you.

19, if you want to be unknown, unless you like me.

20. Tell you three anti-aging methods. What method? Love me, love me, love me.

2 1, don't let me see you or I will like you as soon as I see you.

22. When you barbecue, what do you bake first? Barbecue first. I will consider you first.

23. How about a magic trick for you? Become super fond of you.

24. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

25. The fallen leaves come back to me.

26. Cute is not a long-term solution. It's me that's lovely.

27. I have bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple.

28. What's strange about you today? It's so cute ~

29. Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart? Yes, it turned out that you ignited my heart.

30. I missed a necessity What is missing? you

3 1, this is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

32. I hesitated for several days, and finally decided to flip a coin and confess to you face up. What should I do with my back up? Turn it over.

I'm a little afraid of you because I'm afraid of my wife.

34. Do you know what I like best? What is this? The first word of the last sentence.

35. Guess what I want to drink? I want to take care of you.

36. Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? Your eternity

37. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, it is the starting point of my happiness.

I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love.

39. My rent is due. Can I stay in your heart?

40. I'll get something. Wait a minute. I will marry you.

4 1, I think you are particularly like a game. What game? My world.

42. I feel as if I have seen you before. Where are you? On my marriage certificate

43. I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank, but I can't help thinking about you.

44. My order hasn't come yet? Our (our) future

45. I am less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your husband.

46. You are a little strange today. What's weird? It's beautiful.

You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My father's son-in-law

Are you nearsighted? No. Then why can't you see that I like you?

49. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is our future?

50, cute is not a long-term solution, cute me is.

5 1. If you are instant noodles, what do you think your taste is? Braised beef? Then can I hit on you?

52. I'm a little afraid of you recently (huh? ) Because I am afraid of my wife.

53. Besides you, I am nine years old and you are three years old.

There are seven days in a week. Guess which day I like? With you every day.

55. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I don't know. What is this? I'll marry you.

56. I'll take you for a drink. You've never had a drink. Our wedding reception ~

57. Being close to Zhu Zhechi is sweet.

I don't want you to think about it at all.

59. I miss you.

60. I have a cold! Pay attention to your health, because you have no resistance when you see you ~

6 1. It's getting colder and colder in the morning and evening recently, so you need to hide in your arms.

Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

63. Your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.

64. Why did you hurt me? What have I done to you? ) I like you so much.

Can you guess where my heart is? To the left. No, on your side.

Only hugging you can solve my troubles?

67. Can you laugh? There is no sugar in my coffee.

68. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

69. The box containing the ring is called the ring box. Do you know the name of the box containing you and me? What box? A match made in heaven.

70. Do you know what uniform I like? Surrender by you.

7 1, how to solve your troubles, only hug you.

72. Let's play 123 Woodenhead. 123 don't move. I gave up. Why? Because I am very touched.

73. What is a revolving playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.

74. I'm quite sure. No kissing.

75. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I watch you, the more I want to sleep.

Do you know the distance between you and me? I like your distance.

77. If I push you into the garden, I won't find you. Do you know why? Because you are as beautiful as a flower.

78. I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.

79. Guess where my heart is? The fault is on the left, on your side.

80. Do you know when food tastes best? Eat while it's hot, and you feed me.

8 1. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Otherwise, why do I want to bubble at the sight of you?

82. Have you gained weight again? Why is it getting heavier and heavier in my heart?

Can I say good night to you in person? Yes, I'll go first.

Once you climb to the top of the mountain and peek, you will see that you are hugged one by one.

85. Potatoes will turn into mashed potatoes. Guess what I'll become? I don't know. I like mud.

86.what kind of rabbit are you? No, you belong to me.

87. There is no end to suffering. It's me.

88. Why did you touch my things? I didn't! Why didn't you touch my heart!

Do you know what your face looks like? Attract me like the earth.

90. I am very capable, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

9 1, I know three people like you, me, me, me.

92. I'm sorry I fell in love with you without permission.

I know three people who like you. Who am I, me, me?

94, playful, just like the strong wind in spring, coming up in the dark, thousands of heart flowers bloom for you.

95. Do you know why electric fans always shake their heads? Why? Because it tells me that I can't help loving you.

96. I am kind! Why? Because my heart is full of you.

97. I want to eat noodles. What noodles? In your heart.

98. You are cute now, you will be cute when you are old, and you will be cute when you die.

99. You look like one of my relatives. who is it? My mother's son-in-law

100, who's here? Your people.

10 1, this spring morning, I woke up carefree and there were good things everywhere.

Simple collection of love stories

This collection of love stories full of local flavor was compiled and released by Damei.

First, love words written to lovers

1. People who care about you will not neglect you; Don't care about you, never care about you, when did you care about me, care about me?

1. A man who cares about you won't neglect you. If he is cold to you, he should let go.

(1), no tacit understanding, no message, no patience to talk, maybe goodbye is just a stranger.

(1), people who care about you never give you the cold shoulder, people who don't care about you never care about you.

1. I don't mind not bothering you often, but I'm afraid to bother you. In fact, I always miss you in my heart!

1. People who care about you will contact you at the busiest time and care about you. If you contact someone who doesn't care about you, he also says that he is busy and has no time.

At first, he was very kind to me. Every morning, he sends me a message about his mood. But now I sent him a message and answered a few words. I can feel his change, but I can't help loving him. Let it sink like this

One year we came here like this, and so did I.

People who care about you will take the initiative to chat with you every day. If one day they can't see you, they will miss someone who doesn't care about you. No matter how you please her, he will ignore you.

(1), care, don't care, still can't be together after all.

(1), the person who cares about you, he won't give you the cold shoulder, he will talk to you whenever he has time, and he won't ignore you when he is around. If he treats others better than you, let him go. If he is still together, it will be too boring. Take yourself seriously.

Second, love words written to his wife

(1), caring about a person regardless of gender, it is rare to meet two people who care about each other in their lives. If you cherish it, baby, thank you for all your care for me in this life. I only care about you in my life.

When you are in love, there are always endless topics to talk about. People who care about you will pick up their mobile phones and say good morning to you every day, and they will say good night to you before going to bed! I will send it to you from time to time. I miss you! I will send you some funny pictures from time to time to make you happy, because he has you in his heart!

Love you, he will care about you involuntarily, care about you.

(1), then what does it mean for women to spend money for men! To the last empty! Finally, I touched myself!

(1), even if I care about you, why don't you care about me? I'm in the mood to talk about topics that we used to talk about. Now I'm even tired of saying one more word. Once you worked hard, even though you would accompany me at night, now,

(1), there is no chance to continue in this life and the next, care about me, are you ok? Remember that you should be happy!

1. A man who cares about you won't neglect you. If he is cold to you, he should let go. Alas, he just couldn't bear to be banned. He hated himself for not letting go.

1. What do you care? I tell you every day that I miss you, I really miss you, and then I will tell you what's the point of living without you.

1. In order to contact each other at any time, the phone was turned on 24 hours a day and placed in the nearest place. QQ and WeChat have never been offline. The habit has been maintained all these years, but you have never appeared again.

Third, make sentences for yourself.

(1), this society sometimes care about will also show that the heart is willing but unable to do so.

I met him. We all know each other, understand each other and care about each other, but we can't be together.

I have such a friend, and I feel that I can receive good morning greetings every day since I realized it! Thank you, I will cherish you.

People who don't care about you will resent you even if you are relaxed around them.

(1), but we are getting farther and farther away, and the most basic greetings are gone. Unfortunately, I love her so much.

(1), everyone wants to be cared about, but no matter what I do, she only cares about her little things, and I don't say anything about her kindness! I miss your wife very much! Come back, okay? My son and I need you!

I care about her, but she is lukewarm to me, leaving me wondering what to do.

I want to ask him how often he tells me that he loves me. So does he really love me?