Ode to Joy 2 fan Mei Sheng classic lines

Fan domineering Jianghu quotations have begun! Open your eyes wide, avoid love rat, and make love less routine and more sincere!

1. Fan: What do you mean by elite? In fact, he is a small civil servant who demands a lot. You had the cheek to ask me if I could go to mortgage to buy a house together. You are out of your mind!

Qiu Yingying: What about potential stocks?

Fans: I'm almost forty, and I'm still a potential stock!

Qiu Yingying: Are you handsome?

Fan Mei Sheng: It's so handsome. He is a tall man with legs in his lower body. I like it. What's the use? Can he eat as a dish or go out to earn money? That is to lie to you little girls. If you really want to get married, it is basically equivalent to suicide. I wasted my wonderful time on this embroidered pillow. This good man is playing hide-and-seek with me.

2. Qiu Yingying: Sister Fan, why did you go on Saturday?

Fan Mei Sheng: Count your hair at home and have fun.

Qiu Yingying: Sister Fan, why did you go on Sunday?

Fan Mei Sheng: Talk to the mosquito that bit me.

Qiu Yingying: You killed it.

Fan Mei Sheng: My blood runs through him. I can't stand it.

4. Andy: Actually, I was born in 1985. I should be one year older than you, but you are still the eldest sister on the 22nd floor.

Fan: It's interesting that you call me Sister Tian for so many days. Don't call me sister in the future. At our age, it's a matter of principle to be one year older and one year younger.

5. Fan Mei Sheng: I'll pick you up tomorrow. Please text me the address. No, you said you didn't even know the address. We can say it's on its way. Now this man is hanging on his arm and doesn't need a brain.

6. Fan: If you are sincere and invite SMS, you should send it at an appropriate time in advance. To give girls a reserved time to think, why choose late at night? Secondly, if an ugly white supervisor sends such a text message, do you think it is a kind of sexual harassment? Please treat everyone equally. No matter how handsome a white supervisor sends such a text message, it is sexual harassment.

7. We girls from other places, work is the only dependence, and we must never take risks on worthless men. Never, never waste your good time on such an inappropriate man. You will understand this truth when you are thirty years old.

8. Love is love. Pursuing forever is a gamble after all. The pursuit of happiness can make people kind. There must be a line between relatives, let alone friends. If she and Director Bai are really together, they are family.

9. In the adult world, this is not just a lie.

10. All good things must come to an end. Remember, no one can accompany you for a lifetime except yourself.

1 1. Nothing can be kept between girlfriends, only men can't share it.

12. No! Fun is fun, and character is character, which cannot be confused. Good girls have to be able to afford it and put it down, and treat men as clothes. Men like him are just cheap goods.

13. It's a good thing that you have me. Call me when you can't find me. I am your GPS.

14. Fan Mei Sheng: If it weren't for these excited cats tonight, I might not even remember that there is such a thing as hormones in the world!

Andy: Where is the cat?

Fan Mei Sheng: There are cats in front of the headlights, excited cats!

15. With a small white face, I want to climb high, eat what is in the bowl and look at what is in the pot. It's really like a woman is dead.

16. Fan Meisheng: What are we doing? We all live in the same building. We are sisters. My sister likes you. But I have great confidence in Andy's character, and there is no conflict of interest between us. It is inevitable that girls quarrel together. Let's take a step back.

Qiu Yingying: But Andy, she hurt my self-esteem.

Mei Sheng: Yes, that's right. It's her fault to pay attention to the way you speak. I will definitely criticize her, but not now. It is too late. How about tomorrow?

17. Let me add that this was the idea of boss Xiaoqiu. In this world, no one's ass is clean, and there are more or less things to deal with. No one is pure. What all Jianghu people hate most is people who don't know the rules. Xiaoqiu, you are the one who doesn't know the rules. You don't know the rules, so you killed the master with a stick, which is the last thing your manager wants to see.

18. The second rule in Jianghu is that people with dirty bottoms hate people who can't control their mouths. If you expose love rat's shortcomings in front of your manager, will your manager dare to use you? As long as she doesn't want to use you, your suspension will become dismissal.