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Lesson 10

Masters come out of the mountains, and "excellent people" appear in my class. The "cool people" in our class are very powerful, let me introduce them to you!

?The windy boy

This windy "cow man" runs very fast. Whenever you see him running, a lyric will appear in your mind: When he runs, a gust of wind will come to his mind. ...

The "cool man" also reacts very quickly and always comes first in running. At the sports meeting, as soon as the gunshot rang out, he was seen running towards the finish line like an arrow leaving the string. Sure enough, he won first place again. The classmates all said: "Let him be sent to the sports meeting next year! He will definitely bring honor to the class."

Sports Talent

? As for the Sports Talent, although he did not run as fast as the previous one "Awesome" people are fast, but they are "awesome" in other sports.

He is a football player in our school. You can see him running fast on the field in every football match. His grades are also good. I wonder: He plays football every day and sometimes doesn’t study much, but his grades are still good?

After looking at the "cool people" in our class, do you think they are good? Is it "arrogant"?

There are many strange people in the world, and our class has countless "great people". Our class is an "excellent" class. Don’t believe it? Look!

?"Slobbering Baby"

There was a bolt from the blue in the class, and it was the Chinese teacher! I saw the Chinese teacher brandishing a "sharp sword" and cursing angrily. Who are you scolding? "Slobbery baby". Li SB was grabbed by the teacher's hand and "stabbed" at him with a "sharp sword". As for Li SB, he dodged and dodged, but was dragged by the teacher and couldn't escape. The teacher scolded her more and more fiercely, which made us tremble with fear.

When the battle was over, the teacher let go of the "slobber" and hurried to clean his hands. Why? "Slobber Baby" drools a lot.

Thin bamboo pole

There is a "bamboo pole" in this class - Huang YY, Huang Yiyi. Her classmates call her "Laoyi" or "yellow one one". Her mother often said: "The bamboo poles in our house...", "The wires in our house...". Huang Yiyi’s arms were as thin as wires. I suspected that her mother had used her hands to receive the electricity.

Huang Yiyi is very good at high jump, probably because his body is very light. On the field, she jumped more than one meter high with a single leap. Her movements were light and agile, and she achieved good results in the high jump.

This is the "cool person" in our class.

She is a very beautiful girl. When you see her for the first time, you may think that an angel has come to the world. In Chinese class, the teacher asked: "Which girl in our class is the most beautiful?" The whole class would say: "Chen SY!"

She is not only beautiful, but also more awesome. When she was a primary school teacher, if the noise in the classroom was louder than the market, or so loud that even the deaf could not stand it, she would just say: "Quiet!" and the whole class would fall silent instantly. If someone whispers a word, his deskmate will step on him hard. At this time, the student on duty outside the door will nod with satisfaction and write a green word on the duty day.

She is also an athlete. She ranked second in the sprint event at the school sports meeting. If a boy bullies someone in the "Four Beauties" group, she will target that person and chase him throughout the school until he is caught.

She is also a "master of calligraphy and painting". At the beginning of the school year, her handwriting was mediocre, but after unremitting efforts, she finally won first place in the English word writing competition. Her strokes are like those copied from a textbook, very beautiful.

Look, this is the "cool person" in our class who is both civilized and military, sometimes gentle and sometimes cold.

There are many wonders in the world. There are many outstanding people in our class. Don’t believe it? Come and take a look -

Funny Genius

There is a genius in my class - his surname is Zhuang and his given name is Y, which is homophonic to "pretentious". He is the comedian in our class. As long as they meet him, everyone will be amused and laugh to the point of falling forward and backward. Once, he made up a new paragraph about Peppa Pig, which begins: Hello everyone, I am Peppa Pig.

This is my brother - pork slices, this is my sister - roasted whole pig, this is my dad - pork noodles, this is my mom - pork soup. We're a tasty bunch of pigs. After he finished speaking, the whole class was still for 3 seconds, and then burst into laughter.

? Sportsman

There is also a sportsman in my class - his surname is Yan and his name is Zihan. He moves like the wind, moves like a cloud, and moves through the crowd like a fish. He is very tall, plays basketball very well, and his dunks are amazing. One jump, one dunk, one fall, the whole process takes less than 3 seconds, no one can beat it.

?How is it? Our class is awesome!

In the scorching sun, several classmates and I were playing football on the playground. Suddenly, a gust of "wind" blew by. It turned out to be a sixth-grade football player running, with the "wind" behind him, really like a flying fighter jet.

He is eight feet tall, has blue eyes, and a round head like a watermelon. He looks strong and strong, and seems to be able to lift a thousand kilograms of things. He ran one lap (400 meters) in about one minute. His hands were swinging in a wide arc and his legs were stretched 180 degrees. Judging from the running posture, he must have experienced many battles.

When our school competed with other schools, the playground became a sea full of people. Everyone shouted in unison: "Come on! Come on!" I saw him grabbing the ball from the opponent's feet at an amazing speed, A "scud" kick was directed at the opponent's goal, and the ball entered the goal as accurately as a bullet. In the end, our school won.

After the competition between the two schools, everyone was even more impressed with him.

Do you think he is "arrogant"?

In Chinese class, he and his classmates kept talking, as if they didn't hear the teacher's lecture at all; however, he always came first in every exam.

As soon as the bell rang, he flew out of the classroom like the wind. It was impossible to find him during recess.

The students said: "He is an optimistic person, good at studying, and an optimist!" He usually does many experiments, such as: volcano eruption, light bulbs shining, cracking snail shells... etc. I asked him: "What do you want to do when you grow up?" He said he wanted to be a scientist.

He is the monitor of our class, he is really awesome!

There are martial arts gods in the martial arts world, and "excellent people" are born in our class. There is such a person in our class, the whole class admires him, even the Chinese teacher gave him a thumbs up.

Let’s talk about his first characteristic first. He is a veritable pistachio in our class. In the Chinese class, the teacher saw that everyone was a little out of sorts, so he told a joke to lighten the atmosphere. This "cool man" laughed wildly, making everyone laugh. Everyone knows that illness is contagious, but I never thought that laughing can be contagious as well. Since the position of the "great person" was changed to my front desk, I seem to have been infected by the "laughing virus", and I will laugh with the "great person" at every little thing.

He is also a master of calligraphy. When he was sketching words and copying them in a copybook, his speed was comparable to that of a snail, but he got three stars.

This "cool person" in our class is very good!

The martial arts world produces masters, and there is a "great man" in our class. There are many talented people in our class. Today I will talk about the sports expert and calligraphy master-Cai JF.

His writing is vivid and lifelike. Every stroke is strong and powerful, and the edges of the strokes are like carvings with a knife. Reading his words will make you feel better.

His basketball skills are very good and he can smash the ball with his bare hands after running up. When attacking, it is like a sharp arrow piercing the opponent's crowd, and no one can stop it; when defending, it is like a wall standing on the court, preventing the opponent from getting around the ball frame. The classmates all said that even Yao Ming could not escape his grasp.

This is the quiet and active person in our class. With him, the class is full of laughter every day.

The masters come from the mountains, and the "cool ones" are in my class. I believe you have never seen such a person, let me introduce him now.

Her name is Lin YC and she is a sports expert. In the school sports meeting, the whole-grade women won first place in the 400-meter competition, with a long jump of 3.15 meters. She is a well-deserved "elite". Normally, I run faster than her, but once I got on the field, in the last 50 meters of sprinting, I wasn't even a scumbag.

She also has a nickname - "Death" because she is a "violent woman".

Anyone who wants to mess with her must be careful. Once, I accidentally bumped into her and she kicked me. It was really painful at that time.

This is the "cool person" in our class!

There is such a person who has two dimples when he smiles and talks non-stop. He is the loudest talker in our class. If someone can't find our class, just listen outside the door to see which class laughs the loudest, it must be our class.

He is a talkative person. He will talk to him five times when the teacher says one sentence. One time in class, the teacher just finished speaking, and he suddenly said, "Oh my God!" which immediately made the whole class burst into laughter. The teacher looked at him with his eyes widened: "Do you want to give you a "big mouth" award?"

This person's laughter point is very low. As long as he thinks something is funny, he can laugh like a pig. Look at him, he's laughing so hard that he won't stop laughing for a while.

I think it is appropriate for him to participate in the "talking" competition and win first place.

The masters are among the people, and the "cool ones" are now in my class. This talented person is not ordinary. In our class, she is called Wuding (according to the Zhou Dynasty people's Ta method). Her classmates who have watched "Hu Xiao Nao" call her "Flying Hair Girl" and "Mother of Bajie".

? "Mother of the Eight Precepts"

This fairy is really difficult to take care of. If you accidentally offend her, she will not speak, stare, or get angry. I'll reach out and grab your ears. The person whose ears were almost pulled off turned around and saw that she was gone. She disappeared in the blink of an eye. Everyone thought she was the reincarnation of Cixi.

?"Hot Girl with Flying Hair"

In physical education class, once a girl in the class was bullied, she would stand up and hit her. She refused to let him go until the man cried and knelt down to beg for mercy.

?This is her - Yu YF. Is she “unworldly”?

The masters come from the mountains, and the "cool ones" are in my class. Speaking of the "cool people" in our class, it's a long story.

The "Hip-Hop King" in our class talks endlessly every time he tells a joke. The time between classes will never end, and I don't have enough time to watch a whole class.

He is also a well-known "dark room actor". Every classmate will stay in the "dark room" for a long time, and they all come out crying. Only he came out within a few minutes, and the expression on his face was as if he had never been in.

He is also the "pistachio" of our class. His face is filled with smiles every day, and he has never been sad. You laugh when you fail in an exam, and you laugh when you do well in an exam. He always made us all laugh.

Do you think this person is awesome? He is just one of the outstanding people, there are many outstanding people in our class!