A cold joke about losing Xiaoming ~

Xiaoming is particularly stupid. ...

So Xiaoming's mother wants to throw Xiaoming away. ...

therefore ...

His mother took him to the zoo. ...

Mom said, "Xiao Ming, look at the zoo. There are elephants and tigers. I'll buy you ice cream when you play with them. "

So, my mother went home by car. ...

And then ... midnight.

The doorbell rang; tinkel ...

Mom, get the door. ...

Xiao Ming stood at the door ... "Mom. I'm back ... "

So the next day, ...

Mother took Xiaoming to the zoo in the suburbs by train. ...

Mom said, "Xiao Ming, look at this zoo ... there are elephants."

Tiger ... You play with them. ....................................................................................................................................................................

And then ... midnight.

The doorbell rang; tinkel ...

Mom, get the door. ...

Xiao Ming stood at the door ... "Mom. I'm back. ............................................................................................................................................................................

So my mother took Xiaoming to a foreign zoo. ...

Mom said, "Xiao Ming, look at this zoo ... There are elephants and tigers ... I will speak English with you ... You play with them ... Mom will buy you ice cream ..."

Then mom bought a plane ticket and went home. ...

At night ... at twelve o'clock. ...

The doorbell didn't ring. ...

Then another day passed. ...

The doorbell didn't ring at night. ...

done ...

Mom threw Xiaoming away. ...

There is a big star named Ma Song abroad.

Worse than Michael Jackson.

Come to China for a concert. ...

So the people of China are crazy. ...

The day Ma Song came. ...

Everyone will pick up the plane. ...

The airport was crowded with people.

be crowded with ...

So four planes came. ...

The first plane landed. ...

People shouted, "Ma Song Ma Song! ! "But ...

Andy Lau got off the plane. ...

So ... Andy Lau was also very popular ... so everyone asked Andy Lau to sign and take pictures ... and Andy Lau left. ...

The second plane landed and everyone shouted: Ma Song Ma Song! ! ! ! ! !

But it was Jacky Cheung who got off the plane ...

Then Jacky Cheung left. ...

The third plane landed. ...

Everyone shouted: Ma Song Ma Song! ! ! ! !

So it's really Aaron Kwok coming down. ...

So Aaron Kwok left. ..............................................................................................................................................................................

Everyone shouted: Ma Song Ma Song! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Guess who got off the plane ...

Dawn ... this is not a drop. ...

It's Xiaoming ...

Xiao Ming said: Mom. I'm back. ...