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Funny jokes about babies.

Funny jokes about babies.

? Come on, son, call dad! ? Hehe, you are the first to dare to call me dad, and I hope you are the last! ? I said to my dad. The following is a funny baby joke prepared by Joke. com。 Let's laugh together!

Baby funny jokes (1) 1. I saw a bear Haizi on the roadside last night, skipping rope, counting while jumping, panting.

I went up to him and asked him, how many times did you jump, little friend?

He said:? It is 250. ?

I said good, great, and then I left. I took two steps and heard him continue counting: 260, 270, 280! ?

2. That day, my son asked me what is a foil? I told him that foil is to reflect another thing or phenomenon through one thing. For example, a potted flower with ugly green leaves looks more beautiful.

At this time, the child's grandmother came listlessly. The son asked his grandmother why she was unhappy.

Grandma said:? Your aunt is going to meet someone tomorrow. She is neither tall nor beautiful, for fear that the man will look down on her. ?

The son immediately said excitedly: Grandma, don't worry, just let mom and aunt go together. ?

I said in confusion:? What should I do when people are dating?

The son said:? You can detonate it. ?

On Valentine's Day, the father said to his daughter, You are my last lover, and I will wait for you at the school gate. Let's spend Valentine's Day together.

? I want to paint, and I don't have time to accompany you? The daughter replied.

? Then I will wait forever. ? Dad still insists!

At this point, the daughter looked into her father's eyes and calmly replied:? Don't mention anything about your last life! !

Baby funny joke (2) 1, baby:? Mom, what's that?

? That's a cable car. ?

? Oh, no wonder you walk so slowly. It turned out to be a lazy car. ?

On the train, a 4 or 5-year-old boy saw the conductor and turned to his father. This dress is the same as what my mother wears at night. Why aren't you handcuffed?

The carriage suddenly became quiet.

3. Child: Mom, the teacher praised me for my progress!

Mom: How did you get the compliment?

Child: In the past, when I kept a diary, the teacher would reply to me. It was all nonsense! Now the teacher's reply is nonsense! Didn't you say the teacher praised me for my fluent composition? !

6-year-old niece secretly dug out a small dress from the wardrobe, and prepared to go to kindergarten without wearing a thick coat. Her mother found her before she went out. Smelly girl, how could you do this! Don't look how cold it is outside! So you put on your skirt and went out?

My niece is unhappy and can't come out. I'll knock on the cupboard door: what's the matter? Are you unhappy to be criticized by your mother?

? Leave me alone. I'm in prison, okay?

? Why are you going to jail?

? My beauty is a sin. ?

When I saw a beautiful little girl on the road, I thought of Doby.

Me: Sister, what's your score in the final exam?

She: Aunt, do you have a baby?

Me: Auntie doesn't have a boyfriend yet. Where can I have a baby?

She: Don't lose heart. Don't mind other people's business in the future. Take more time to go out on blind dates and get married as soon as possible!

Baby joke (3) 1, a child asked me:? Sister, sister, how old are you?

? Me? I'm 22?

? Ah, he looks like a teenager! ?

Looking at his surprised expression, I am so happy and young! Ha ha!

? I mean your IQ! ?

Xiong Haizi, come here, I won't kill you!

2. I work in the marriage registry. That day, my children came to my office to play. I'm getting married for a couple.

After the activity, a couple happily prepared to leave. My polite son said: Welcome to come again next time! ?

I quickly pulled him aside and told him: Son, you can't say that. Uncle and aunt will be angry. ?

The son said doubtfully loudly:? What, isn't getting married a happy event? How nice it is to eat and drink wedding candy and get married every day! ?

People on one side laughed, and I ... . .

3. My girlfriend and I were walking when we suddenly spilled a basin of water from upstairs and spilled it on my girlfriend. I looked up and saw it was a little boy, so I said angrily. Little friend, can't you see there are two people down there?

The little boy paused and turned into the room. Suddenly he poured a basin of water on me and said loudly, Uncle, that's enough! ?

4. No one can convince anyone when quarreling with her husband. My four-year-old daughter happened to be around, so I said to her. Baby, you judge, who is right, your father or me? Said I winked at her. . .

Who expected her daughter to say: Of course, Dad is right. Dad's surname is Li, but you're not. How can you be right? ?

Me. . .

5. mom:? What kind of wife do you want to marry in the future?

Son:? Why should I marry a wife?

Mom:? Men have to get married when they grow up. ?

Son:? So dad married a wife?

Mom:? Married. ?

Son:? Really? He looks like a bear, and a fool married him! ?

Mom. . .

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