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Funny scene! The kitten came to the house as a guest and was tortured by the soul. What did the uncle ask?

The little orange cat next door came to visit and met her uncle as soon as she entered the door. Grandpa stared at the cat and said loudly that the soul was tortured? Have you eaten? Did you do your homework? What is the score? Come back and see what I care about. Let's go back and do our homework. ? This cat has never encountered such a horrible picture during a home visit before, so this time she was scared by her uncle, sitting quietly on the ground, her pupils dilated, and listening carefully to his torture.

This video was posted online, and everyone said that the picture was too funny. Grandpa is too serious, he is good at chatting, the cat cooperates well and listens to training like a child. Some netizens gave it back to uncle for this cat? How old are you? How much is the pension? Are all the sons married? Leave the children alone. ?

In fact, uncle's question is caused by habit. Let's analyze this uncle's words sentence by sentence.

Have you eaten? This sentence is very suitable for being caring and attentive, especially at my uncle's age. In the past, my life was very poor. Everyone has no food and is often hungry, so when people meet, they will ask you if you have had dinner. Show concern and curiosity. Even though everyone's material life is very rich now, this sentence is still one of the greetings when people meet.

Did you do your homework? What is the score? Hurry back and do your homework. ? Uncle asked this question because he wanted to treat this orange cat as a child. Because adults often supervise their children to finish their homework, they are also very concerned about their grades and often ask them to do their homework. This also shows that grandpa has a grandson, and may have said these words loudly to the cat on purpose to remind the grandson to finish his homework, and then improve his grades and stop playing around.

Why don't you come back soon and see what I care about? This sentence is the favorite of old Beijingers and has become a mantra. The closer the relationship, the more you can blurt it out. I didn't mean to be angry, and I didn't mean to rush to bid farewell to Fujian. In fact, it is a very direct chat conclusion when relatives and friends are separated.