Begging for a joke

Q: Tomatoes fought with chocolate, and chocolate won. Hit a delicious one.

Chocolate bar.

One more question: tomatoes and chocolate fight again, and chocolate wins again. What kind of food is it?

Chocolate bar.

Ask again: tomatoes and chocolate are fighting again, and chocolate is still the winner. Guess what food this is.

Usually the answer to this question is "chocolate bar", but the correct answer to this question is "ketchup".

A: "What animals like to ask' why' except people"?

I don't know.

A: "It's a pig".

B: "Why?" Haha ~ ~ This person has been cheated.

Speak quickly when you say the first question, and remind the interviewee to "listen carefully and stop talking" before.

1. Once upon a time, there was a mental patient who flew for the first time and went far away. He threw away his luggage as soon as he got on the plane. Why?

A: Because he is a psycho.

This question is simple. Listen carefully:

A man walked across a wooden bridge. When he reached the center of the bridge, he found a tiger standing in front of the bridge and a lion lying at the end of the bridge. However, he still didn't leave the two animals. How did he get there?

I passed out.

When the man woke up strong, he found that both the tiger and the lion had left. He was about to walk past with his head held high, and he fainted again. Why did he faint?

A: I was knocked unconscious by the luggage left by a psychopath.

What mountains and seas can be moved?

A sea of people answered.

One pig sells in 200 yuan, why can two pigs sell tens of thousands of RMB?

A: Because two-headed pigs are really rare.