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One thing about yourself and Chinese characters
about the mood
After junior high school, I seldom communicate with people face to face, but I just like to write down my feelings on beautiful stationery.
My favorite writer is Jing M. Guo, who can write admirable articles in Chinese characters and even analyze himself incisively and vividly. His love and hate for life are all integrated in a square Chinese character.
I wonder why seemingly irrelevant Chinese characters can piece together articles that make people laugh and cry, regret or surprise gift?
I once extracted a sentence, "When I stood up, the sunset was already red." In just eleven words, the sunset is red, very vivid and sad. Through the back of the paper, we can see the scene that the sky is soaked with blood and the despair of the author when writing.
Such profound Chinese characters may take us a lifetime to interpret.
Taiyuan no.37 middle school chengxi 0406 class
you
Why didn't the mottled years rust the silver image of Chinese characters? Why didn't the infinite space make the rich information contained in ancient inscriptions suffer losses in the process of communication?
Dark brown bronzes have been burned into history by you, and crisp yellow pages have been scattered into poems by you, which has become a part of my soul.
10 years old, I first learned to write letters. The teacher suggested that I could write a letter to anyone far away. I can't wait to get home, the stationery is displayed, the pen and ink are put away, and the sketch and dot are exemplary. Every square character is quickly formed, and every stroke is a sincere party. Finally, you gathered into a line of greetings, a line of concern, and a little sincerity ... At that time, you were so young, but you still maintained deep feelings.
Now, 19 years old, use your wings to roam the sky of history and the space of the earth; Chai Fei, who opened her memory with your wind, recalled her youth at the age of 10, and her exuberance at the age of 16 ... There are endless origins between you and me.
In the long river of time, you will never rust; In the vast world, you will never lose your footprint.
Li Xiaohua Class of No.1 Middle School of Taiyuan Heavy Machinery Co., Ltd. 188
Dance adventure
Tossing and turning in bed at night can't sleep. Suddenly, I heard light footsteps on the table, and I looked at it curiously. I saw the exercise book somehow opened and Chinese characters popped out one by one. ...
I was surprised and got out of bed quietly, trying not to make a sound. I saw Chinese characters crawling down the desk and lined up into a small hole in the corner, where there was faint music.
What's there? I walked over curiously and came down to look into the hole. Wow! Pictographs, signifiers, simplified characters and traditional characters are all dancing to the music. It turns out that they participated in the grand Chinese character dance. However, in a remote corner, a group of Chinese characters are drinking, which is extremely out of harmony with the atmosphere of the hall. At this moment, Xiang Xiang went over and asked strangely, "Why don't you dance together?" Gloomily, these Chinese characters say, "Everyone laughs at us for being too ugly to dance with us, but we can't help it. Who let the host write us so ugly? Alas ... "
I feel guilty when I hear this. It's all my fault that they can't dance as much as they want!
I secretly vowed to write beautiful words and make every word a star in Chinese character dance.
Guo Yao Taiyuan Xinjian Road Primary School has a class of four years.
I bumped into Chinese characters.
When I was very young, my mother taught me about simple "mountains, water and fire". After graduating from primary school, the teacher asked us to write Chinese character squares, perhaps because Chinese characters represent the spirit of our great nation-integrity.
I collided with Chinese characters and produced many interesting stories, each of which is worth remembering.
The teacher has to recite words again. Alas, it's all my fault that I can't get up and back in the morning. However, I still trust my memory.
In the afternoon, the teacher finally handed out the paper. Huh? Everyone except mine was sent down. At this time, the teacher smiled and said, "Write the word" Rui "in" Zhaofeng Year "as" Duan ". The teacher really doesn't know what it means. Students, who do you know? " "It is the snow on the clouds that indicates a bumper harvest year. However, this condition does not seem to be easy to achieve. Cloud? Ha ha ha ..... "The teacher just fell and I don't know which naughty boy said this sentence, which made the whole class laugh.
When I was in the second grade, I always couldn't distinguish between "new", "new" and "heart". "Happy New Year" is written as "Happy New Year" and "Teacher, you have worked hard for 1" is written as "Teacher, your heart has suffered for 1". These mistakes really make people laugh ...
Touching, Chinese characters and I live a full and happy life.
Zhang Yashuo Shuocheng No.2 Middle School1Class 88
circus troup
When I was in the second grade of primary school, one day, my uncle saw me in the street and bought me a circus ticket for me to see. I took a look at the circus ticket. I ran home happily, holding grandma's hand, and excitedly went to see the circus.
I gave my ticket to the staff in front of the circus, ready to go in with my grandmother, but I was stopped. I said, "We bought tickets, why not let them in?" "Because a ticket can only enter one person."
"It is clear that one ticket allows two people to enter, how can it become one person?" I took the circus ticket for a reason, and I was blindsided at first sight. Originally impatient with the circus, I took the "only one person" on the circus ticket as "only one person", made a joke and bowed my head shyly. Fortunately, grandma bought another ticket, and we just got into the routine.
Later, my brother often made fun of me about it, which made me very helpless. However, I learned this lesson and always paid attention to the subtle differences in pronunciation and font between similar words in my usual study.
Gradually, I like magical Chinese characters and profound Chinese. Looks like we really have to thank the circus for making a mistake.
Ma Wenhui Zuoyun No.1 High School No.1 High School Class 77
Zero test paper
I have a shortcoming that makes everyone have a headache. My handwriting is messy. My teachers and parents have repeatedly told me to write well, but I just won't listen.
However, when it came to the exam, I was dumbfounded. Because the papers are untidy, the teacher will always deduct me 10. On the last day before the summer vacation, the bell rang and the teacher came into the classroom and began to hand out the final examination papers. "Hao Lei, zero." The teacher said slowly. I didn't believe my ears and hurried to the podium. Really, a big red "0" was written in the upper left corner of the paper. "In fact, you did well in the exam, but you need to know why you got zero." The teacher stared at me and said. Gray, black, blue ... My Chinese test paper is drawn with my pen and eraser, which looks like an abstract painting from a distance.
When I got home, I blushed and showed my mother the test paper. My mother said to me, "I will encounter many unexpected problems when I grow up." These problems are like big stones. The first and second stones may be able to jump over, but the more stones gather, the more I can't jump, because I have no strength. The best way is to remove a piece when you see it. " I nodded while listening.
Now, I take part in a calligraphy class and learn writing from my teacher.
Hao Lei Datong Experimental Primary School has a class of four years.
Strike while the iron is hot.
After the holiday, my parents and I cleaned the glass together, only halfway through, and my mother said, "I'm really tired." Dad encouraged everyone: "Clean the glass while the iron is hot, and then I'll treat you to a big meal." Hearing this, I am more motivated.
(Liu Yining, Class 6, Grade 2, Grade 2, Taiyuan Taishi)
In class, the teacher brought two little turtles, and the students immediately became active. Some let the little turtle practice acrobatics over and over again, some let the little turtle race, and the teacher asked us to write interesting stories about turtles while the iron is hot. The students proudly said, "Of course it's easy to write."
(Li Taiyuan Taishi No.3 Primary School, Class 4, Grade 3)
The speech contest held by the school is really full of experts. I won the right to the finals and won the championship while the iron was hot.
(Zhao Tao, Class 059, Yuanping Experimental Middle School)
In the rehearsal of the "June 1" choir, the harmony part was poorly practiced. Occasionally, the high part and the low part are practiced correctly. Teacher Liu said excitedly: "Students, strike while the iron is hot to find the right feeling. It can't be wrong to practice a few more times. "
(Shi Yifan, Class 2 15, No.1 Primary School, Fenxi Mining Bureau, Jiexiu City)
When I stop doing my homework and want to play, my mother always says, "strike while the iron is hot, and don't miss the good opportunity."
(Yang Yusen, Class 3, Zhong Fang Road Primary School, Taiyuan City)
I didn't expect the composition class to be so interesting that plants can also take a bath-the teacher asked us to take a bath for Basmu and then practice calligraphy while the iron is hot. Of course, everyone wrote a great composition.
(Zou Junrui, Class Two, Taonan Primary School, Taiyuan City)
My classmate's cat gave birth to five lovely kittens. You can give me one. I told my mother about it, and her mother said I'd think about it. As soon as I heard the door opening, I told her the benefits of keeping a cat while the iron is hot.
(Class 3 Peng, Changzhi Road Primary School, Taiyuan)
I asked my teacher the trick of playing the electronic piano, and he told me that we should understand the meaning of the music first, and then practice while the iron is hot before we can play emotional music.
(I'm still in Class 1 14 affiliated to Taiyuan West Shanxi University)
As soon as I enter the house after school, I will hear my father shout, "Review what I learned today. This is a learning method-strike while the iron is hot. " I shook my head helplessly.
(Jin Xuan, Class 6, Houxiaohe Primary School, Taiyuan City (1))
It's been a month since the summer vacation, and I haven't started my homework yet. My mother wants me to strike while the iron is hot these days.
(Wang Yucheng, Class Two, Grade Three, Xiaowutaishan Primary School, Taiyuan City)
After my father, who has never loved traveling, accompanied my mother and me to Baiyangdian, it was very fun. I said while the iron was hot, "Let's go to see the prairie next week."
(Class 4, Grade 4, Taishi Primary School, Taiyuan City, Wang Xinyi)
My parents took me to the West Lake in Hangzhou. In the hot weather, we enjoyed the beautiful lotus and the spectacular Su Causeway. After I came back, I wrote a travel note while the iron was hot.
(Cao Yuanjiong, Class 5, Grade 4, Shanxi Experimental Primary School, Taiyuan City)
I accidentally made my little sister next door cry this morning. Instead of interceding for me, my mother scolded me while the iron was hot.
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